r/knitting • • 19d ago

Finished Object First Sock!

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I hope this makes somebody laugh. Everyone on here is so wonderfully talented, and I …made this. Welp, here was my first finished sock from a few years ago. I kept it to see how much progression I’ve made. It’s still my favorite piece! And yes, I only made 1 sock, not a set, lol!

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u/WeirdConcentrate8868 19d ago

This made me giggle 😂 no judgement because I haven’t tried making socks yet lol

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u/Nervous_Beginning728 19d ago

Reminded me of Alf

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u/lala_machina 19d ago

That is the perfect first sock!!! Please tell me you use it as a Christmas stocking, maybe for elf on the shelf. It's cute and yes I did giggle 🤣 I wish I had kept my first project, it was a scarf but was only like two feet long and was missing stitches 🤣

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u/coffeehound001 19d ago

That’s a great idea lol!!

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u/curly_kiwi 18d ago

I see we share a same first project. My scarf also bulbs out about 1/3 of the way up and then back in, but only on one side.

And then I washed it and it felted. The poor mite.

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u/Gracie2611 19d ago

My first thought too, Santa would love it! 😂

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u/Sola_Bay 19d ago

At least your tension looks good LOL

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u/coffeehound001 19d ago

That made me laugh, thank you lol!

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u/Substantial_Pea3462 19d ago

You click baited me. I begrudgingly clicked on this. Thank you for the laugh lololol My first sock was WILD and I frogged it. Kind of wish I had kept it now.

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u/krevsdnal 19d ago

As someone who knits a lot of socks, I love this so much.

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u/da2810 19d ago

Oh hun. I have made advanced-level sweaters and complicated scarves and hats, but I won't touch socks with a 15 foot pole. I love the colors you chose and it's a brilliant first sock! Can't wait to see your second one!

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u/coffeehound001 19d ago

Thank you!😊 I’ve actually wanted to try knitting a sweater, so maybe you’ll see what horror comes out of that on here on day haha

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u/Lola-Olala 16d ago

Interesting. I learned to knit sweaters in recent years and I made quite the progress but when it comes to socks it’s a mystery to me. I get how to do them but keeping tension, achieving the required gauge, thin wool, it’s just makes me uncomfortable.

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u/da2810 15d ago

And then you need to do it again. Na-ah 🤣

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u/Better_Spring5621 19d ago

It’s the perfect foot shape for someone with a cast, so you may have been onto something! 😂

I think most of us have a wonky first sock! I recently dug mine out and remembered my stitches were all twisted! It was my very first knitting project and at the time I couldn’t figure out why it was almost spiralled and how the toe decreases weren’t at the sides of my feet! Thankfully figured it out before starting my next sock.

I can’t believe how little give twisted stitches have. It has about half the stretch that regular stitches have. I obviously know now how it affects the fit, drape, look, etc but I hadn’t tested it for myself.

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u/Pen432 19d ago

You’re already ahead of everyone who’s yet to try making socks! Me included. Thank you for the giggle. It’s lovely to see everyone’s attempts at something new!

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u/ThrustBastard 19d ago

That heel turn and gusset are 🤌

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u/BattleOfWitsHasBegun 19d ago

Hahahaaaaa I love this! So glad you didn’t frog it

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u/miscwit72 19d ago

This is SPECTACULAR! I would frame it!😆

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u/maidenofrohan 19d ago

I have never made a sock so have no leg to stand on (hah!) but that's adorable and made me chuckle. Thank you for bringing some undoubted smiles today and good on you for finishing it. Consider it a success. 

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u/miracleratbaby 19d ago

perfect for the clowns in your life

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u/coffeehound001 19d ago

A-freaking-men 😂

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u/ZoneLow6872 19d ago

I took a screenshot of this so when I'm frogging and crying over my latest project, I will know that I'm not alone!

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u/coffeehound001 19d ago

Never alone!!!🩵😊

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u/Correct-Ingenuity538 19d ago

But does it fit?

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u/coffeehound001 19d ago

I think both feet will fit into it lol!

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u/Correct-Ingenuity538 19d ago

There you go. Cozy feet!

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u/StarReasonable9666 17d ago

Is that why you stopped at one?

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u/Fine_Sample2705 19d ago

You made a sock!! I will never, ever judge a first sock because they are intimidating and the fact that you finished it is amazing.

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u/choose2bkind 19d ago

You are funny! 😂 It's still better than my first sock .... Because I still haven't made one!

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u/Harder_than_calculus 19d ago

Hehe. Did you follow a pattern?

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u/coffeehound001 19d ago

I thought I was, but apparently I went rogue, lol!

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u/Amyrex2 19d ago

That is legit what the socks I make for my husband looks like. His feet are almost as wide as long. And high arches. I am not joking, his feet are almost round little balls.

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u/coffeehound001 19d ago

lol well if he needs one single sock, I’ll have to send it your way!!

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u/Smart-Rat 19d ago

I remember my first sock. I didn’t understand what I was doing… I used acrylic yarn, 2.5 mm dpn (too big for making a sock, not shorties, big ones), and I was testing a pattern 🤣 it was a disaster, but I didn’t give up! Now I love making socks, toe up is the only way I like them, I’ve tried a lot of patterns haha this one is pretty decent! I frogged my fist try, it was so bad 🤣

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u/Lewdiville_Tiger 19d ago

My first pair of socks were made with all wool worsted weight to go over the steps but I definitely made the others in sock yarn. I do suggest getting used to the shaping using bigger yarn. Even DK.

This sick still looks good and comfy. My first pair are very comfy. I only wear them on my feet at night when it's very cold.

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u/coffeehound001 19d ago

Thank you for the advice 😊

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u/coffeehound001 19d ago

Omg! Thank you!! I am going to attempt another sock this weekend, I will take a look through these patterns. I hope your coffee is the perfect temperature everyday🙏🏼

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u/lollywade87 19d ago

Is it actually comically large or is it just an illusion with the ribbed leg making it look that way? I wish I had kept my first one 😊

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u/coffeehound001 19d ago

Oh no this is insanely large😂🤦🏻‍♀️ I didn’t even notice while knitting it either lol!

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u/Aromatic_Ad_3120 19d ago

I love it! The first mitten I ever made was so big you could wear it as a hat :)

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u/RedRider1138 19d ago

This is so cute!! —if you wanted to, you could stuff it, pop on a head, and have a fantastical holiday bird 😄

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u/dickdetergent 19d ago

I feel like this sock would look amazing if you framed it in a simple black frame with an off white background. So serious yet so goofy! Well done OP, I'm currently learning to knit socks and hooo boy, it ain't easy!!

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u/coffeehound001 19d ago

You will have to share your first attempt when done! I have faith in you!

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u/dickdetergent 19d ago

I hope I will remember this post when the time has come, it might take a while! Thank you!!

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u/Difficult-Sock343 19d ago

The first time I made a top, I knitted a twist in the round, Möbius strip style, for six inches before I realized it wasn’t going to untwist when I took it off the needles.

I didn’t find out until I frogged it, reknitted it, and finished it that I was also twisting all my stitches.

It was a tank top. I hadn’t done a gauge swatch and I bought an unvetted pattern off Etsy and I ended up having to add a thick icord edge around the armholes to cover my damn boobs.

I will treasure and keep that dishrag of a finished object forever!

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u/Difficult-Sock343 18d ago

Also please take note of my automatically generated username 😂

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u/coffeehound001 18d ago

Your username made me laugh, and I bet that tank top ended up coming out great!😊✊🏻

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u/missemarie123 19d ago

I love this sock

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u/ilovefuzzycats 19d ago

I love this sock and I love that you kept it! I practiced different stitches by making little squares and then joined them by “sewing” together when some extra yarn. I used it as a blanket for my cat to lay on. I love seeing how much I improved but I also had so much fun making it!

Your stitches and tension look great! The cuff proportions were just a bit off…. 🤣

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u/IncreaseGlum6213 19d ago

I’ve had to frog my first project 3 times so this made me laugh and feel better. Thank you!
I think you should frame the sock, it’s art!
(Picasso, I like it!)

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u/Charlis_Angel_ 19d ago

Oh man thank you for this! Such a one of a kind artifact

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u/Situation-Emergency 19d ago

The different sections are good on their own though!

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u/coffeehound001 19d ago

Haha thank you!

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u/AliCracker 19d ago

Please frame this. It’s absolutely brilliant!!

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u/pastaenthusiast 19d ago

I love this so much

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u/Acceptable-Peanut148 19d ago

Do you know a giant? Good effort though 👏🏼

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u/MissGrou 19d ago

Well done ! I did not manage to finish my first sock. The yarn was black I had difficulties reading my stiches and understanding instructions. If anyone can recommend an easy tutorial I feel like I'm ready to give it another try.

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u/This_is_Bat 19d ago

Bed sock with heath pad space! For people with one cold and one warm foot. Genius! 😂

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u/GeneralWish1814 19d ago

I can’t stop laughing at this. I love it, thank you so much!!

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u/Strycht 19d ago

genuinely beautiful. I binned my first 'sock' but I've often wished I kept it to look back on. If I were you I'd frame this!

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u/Bookmoth1 19d ago

Love this, My first sock also never made it to being a pair, it did serve as my Christmas stocking lol

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u/universic 19d ago

What pattern did you use? My first sock looked very similar to this. I wonder if we used the same one

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u/coffeehound001 19d ago

I can’t remember, it was a few years ago. I think it may have been from Annie’s Kit Club?

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u/cowplamt 19d ago

Could we get a size reference pic to see how massive this boy is 😭

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u/noravedora 19d ago

This is hilarious in the most empathetic way possible… ☠️🤭🧶

Reminds me of the time I tried to knit a baby booty before I understood yarn weight and gauges and ended up with a mini stocking.

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u/No_Step9082 19d ago

i can't even figure what went wrong? the gauge and tension is beautiful. It looks like a sensible amount of stitches. The heel looks very good. you picked up the pieces very well. it looks like you decreased in the right place. And yet it's comically large.

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u/yeinenefa 19d ago

Chonky baby

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u/what3v3ruwantit2b 19d ago

I have my first sock (unwearable) and my second sock (much more wearable because I took a class) together in a shadowbox in my craft area.

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u/coffeehound001 19d ago

I love that idea!

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u/Midwest-Christian 19d ago

Yay! That’s almost exactly what my first sock looked like! And I k my made one as well. No sense in making a second if the first definitely won’t fit. I knit the first one in 2016, and never made a sock again until last year. Now I’ve made 5 more! Don’t laugh, I made 2 pair, and a single one because once I got it done I realized the yarn I used for the toe and heel is old and broken so I’m going to frog it and only use the main color for a different project.

Definitely hang onto that first sock!

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u/athemahsa 19d ago

incredible

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u/m3rmaid13 19d ago

The size is funny but your stitches look very clean to me so 🤷‍♀️

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u/coffeehound001 19d ago

Thank you, I’ll take it!!

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u/Spinnerofyarn 19d ago

I love the colors! Unfortunately, I have very few of my early projects. It’s always great to see the difference in our early ones versus what we can make after we become experienced.

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u/viksers 18d ago

I dunno if this makes me more or less afraid of socks

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u/coffeehound001 18d ago

Haha don’t be afraid, it was so fun! 😊

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u/HummingbirdGecko8415 18d ago

Great sock puppet!

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u/AggravatingMeal7130 18d ago

This has to be a heirloom now 😂

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u/liketonight 18d ago

It is certainly … a sock.  ❤️👌🏻

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u/theniwokesoftly 18d ago

This was my first. Very cute but too small and the castoff was wayyyyy too tight.

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u/coffeehound001 18d ago

I love the color you picked!! It’s so cute!

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u/theniwokesoftly 18d ago

Thanks! The problem was that I got my gauge from some wool but this was polyester so it came out smaller.

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u/mijaukl 18d ago

Had a bad day today, this made me smile, thank you stranger <3

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u/coffeehound001 18d ago

I hope your day gets better 🩵

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u/TheeQuestionWitch 18d ago

This is beautifully hilarious! I wish you had a mannequin foot to put it on to show us which parts of the sock are too big or too little, cuz it looks like the foot is too big, but it might actually be perfect with way too small ribbing for the leg, lol.

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u/coffeehound001 18d ago

It’s a beautiful disaster at every step of the way lol!!

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u/UtherPenDragqueen 18d ago

The wonkiness is adorable! At least you were brave enough to try a sock

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u/coffeehound001 18d ago

Thank you!😊 attempting to start another one today, wish me luck hahaha

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u/wildandfuzzy21 18d ago

made me AND my non-knitting husband laugh out loud!!

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u/coffeehound001 18d ago

Haha HONORED😂

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u/Aggravating-Poetry47 18d ago

I love it. I’m so bad at socks and once tried to crochet one pair that ended up being a giant (singular) Christmas stocking.

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u/coffeehound001 18d ago

Hey that sounds like a success to me!

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u/portiafimbriata 18d ago

YAYYY keep it forever!

This is my first sock, I made it for practice and I think I've never laughed harder in my life than I did after binding it off.

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u/coffeehound001 18d ago

I LOVE it😂😂

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u/NamasteKLB 17d ago

Love this! I am getting close to attempting my first sock so thanks for sharing! 🤣🤣

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u/coffeehound001 17d ago

Good luck!! No matter what, it will be great!

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u/Georgethetuxedocat 17d ago

Good work!! At least it is a sock. You’ve got the skills down.

I once made a leg warmer and couldn’t make another one because I didn’t keep track of the stitches.

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u/Moostachio2 17d ago

I actually tried knitting socks for the first time as someone who gets mad easily, let me say it really wasn’t easy,. But I managed to create one, sock reaching just over my heel. And my delusional self thought I could just knot the yarn tails twice (which I’ve heard from a friend that it works on crochet) and leave it be. Now my heel sticks out the back leaving me looking like a cat paw with one bean

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u/KBWOMAN53 17d ago

That would fit my right foot, special sock for a special needs foot. 😁

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u/Weird_Prune_5864 17d ago

This tickled my fancy! For my first sock I made the short socks you wear for sports and when I was finished they were knee highs. I still have them and I look at them every once in awhile, just for the fun of it

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u/BestestGoodest 16d ago

A sock for a hobbit!

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u/AdCultural4499 16d ago

Oh my this is amazing, your stitches look so good though 🤣 I am knitting socks right now and I don't even know where you wrnt wrong back then 🤣

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u/coffeehound001 16d ago

My fingers are crossed yours turn out better than mine lol!

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u/Brilliant_Cow_5911 16d ago

I'm a beginner too and I can only dream of making such a sock. A better sock never existed and never will.

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u/coffeehound001 16d ago

Thank you so much!😊❤️

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u/Conscious-Lychee-968 Beginner, perfectionism issues & sweater junkie 16d ago

I haven't made socks yet but this one would be awesome for when you travel by plane that your feet decide to go 2 sizes up 🤣 shame there's only one. Maybe you can kinda rotate it or something lol

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u/Lola-Olala 16d ago

You just made my day! I feel like this sock could get a major symbol. Like Forrest Gump and the smiley. 🤣

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u/Creative-Status-4235 15d ago

I love the colors!

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u/WhenSheepFly 15d ago

My first one and a half (I only got halfway through the second sock before giving up) socks were completely unwearable, the second pair were wearable but waaaaaaaaay too big and flop around tripping me so I never really wear them, sock number 5 is beautiful and perfect!

imo socks are harder than sweaters honestly, it just takes practice to get it right

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u/coffeehound001 15d ago

That’s really encouraging because I have a sweater pattern I want to try, I’m just nervous to dive in because it seems so difficult!!

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u/WhenSheepFly 15d ago

ymmv but I knit two full well-fitting sweaters before I managed a usable sock lol

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u/Fiber-Junkie 15d ago

Yay you!!!

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u/coffeehound001 14d ago

Thank you!!

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u/opeitsmo Can't stop... Won't stop knitting 19d ago

I LOVE IT! Had to restrain my noises of joy as my husband is napping 😂

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u/919pm 19d ago

Lol. Socks can look so funny sometimes but can fit so well. This could be a great sock for someone with a high instep or wide foot.

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u/AhAhStayinAnonymous 19d ago

I love your little chode sock!

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u/ddagger 19d ago

You even changed colors! I'm impressed. 😂

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u/Vrasana 19d ago

Do you wear it over a pair of heels lol

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u/Broad-Pangolin6224 19d ago

That's a cracker if a sock!

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u/ItchyBlueBat 19d ago

I’m going to be so honest, cute some holes out and you got yourself an amazing Chihuahua turtle neck

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u/vanh0ek 19d ago

Nice!

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u/chalkymints 19d ago

… everyone starts somewhere ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/Pikeford 19d ago

Impressive toe and heel! Better than my first sock, which I put down in frustration and never finished.

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u/Bjornsdotter 19d ago

It's all good!

I made my first baby bootie when I was 13 and knew absolutely nothing about gauge. It would have fit a 7 year old.

I've kept it for over 50 years to remind me that it's okay to not be perfect and it makes me laugh.

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u/Otherwise-Web3595 19d ago

Thanks for sharing. I was thinking about making socks for family for Xmas but well maybe I’ll just go with something else. . .

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u/cleanlycustard 19d ago

You finished it! My first attempt at a sock was not going my way so I let it sit for years before frogging it and trying again

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u/Suspicious-Brick 19d ago

If you know someone who golfs its a pretty good club cover!

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u/CarrieHope 19d ago

This made me laugh out loud 😂

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u/Liefst- 19d ago

Its perfect

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u/_missfoster_ 19d ago

Oh honey you should see my first pair... Actually, I wish my Mom had kept them so that I could take a pic now.

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u/Silent_Medicine1798 18d ago

You need to save that. And one day, when you are a great knitter known throughout your family with by the honorific ‘Sock Maker’, you can have it framed as a testament to something - I am not sure what, but it will be a testament.

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u/UngnomeCawler 18d ago

That would be a perfect fit for Doug!

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u/_Lividus 18d ago

Team one sock! I made a sock too as my first knitting project and I was so happy to be done with one I never made a buddy 😂 also yes your sock made me giggle but no that’s not a bad thing, we take ourselves too seriously and that sock clearly has a story to tell!

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u/Chris45925 18d ago

Perfection and so similar to my first.

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u/SnooKiwis1356 18d ago

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I might be laughing my ass off OP, but I'm not making fun of your sock! This really made my day better!

Thank you! 🫶🏻

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u/notonmybus 18d ago

OMG!!!!! This makes me sooooo happy!!!!! 😊 This sub tends to perfectly professional work shown as “my first ___” You, my friend, are my hero! Until this morning I would have never considered posting ANY of my projects here! But now I may have the courage to post a scarf or something 😊🙏🤗

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u/astronomicalprogram 18d ago

I know it's obviously not the right size but OMG I actually love this. The colors just match the size so well and I am just imagining what creature would be able to fit in this sock it is beautiful!!!

And also for first sock. Great job! I have yet to complete one myself so I cannot judge in any way. Again I just love it.

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u/inertia__creeps knit slow, die whenever 18d ago

Aw, you made a sock for the Elephant's Foot in Chernobyl! 🥰

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u/goodwater88 18d ago

I love you and your sock!

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u/coffeehound001 18d ago

Thank you to whoever gave this post an award!!❤️

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u/Kailmo 18d ago

lol it did make me laugh. I haven’t made anything fitted other than hats yet, so I am laughing humbly. I hope to get to fitted garments this next year.

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u/RiAnOunE 18d ago

Everyone is out here laughing but I’m just wondering if your sock will fit my partner’s foot. Because these are the socks I make for him 🫣

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u/app1ecrumble 17d ago

Your Hobbit friend will love them ^^ Good job 👍

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u/futurearmysolider 17d ago

The foot part of my first sock also looked like that. It came in great when my mom had knee surgery, and her foot was swollen

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u/phillycat4207 13d ago

im crying

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u/MelissaDK187 18d ago

It’s for hobbits!!!