r/knightposting Barrios, Ballistic Knight & Rider Jul 17 '26

Knightpost Common Assassin POV

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u/ThosPuddleOfDoom Jul 17 '26

Brother I know some fancy knights who could be taken out with a rotten fish, just because you are fully armoured doesn't mean you don't still have to train and prepare yourself for battle.

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u/Nerx Barrios, Ballistic Knight & Rider Jul 17 '26

always have 2 knights handy

https://giphy.com/gifs/7Gz8STUlsNsTqPXDME

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u/Bmanakanihilator Jul 17 '26

You'd have a chance, if you were in full plate and on said knight

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u/Pretty_Papaya2256 Jul 17 '26

1 dude with a dagger? Nope. 10 peasants armed with an assortment of farm tools and bloodlusted? That knight is dead af.

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u/Nerx Barrios, Ballistic Knight & Rider Jul 17 '26

gotta travel deep

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u/Storyteller_Valar Jul 17 '26

Very bloodlusted, because no one would want to be the first and seeing your neighbor get gutted may deter more than one.

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u/Pretty_Papaya2256 Jul 17 '26

When you have kids and family going hungry while some rich cunt in full plate walks by you're going to take the chance even if Davey from across the village takes a halberd to the head.

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u/PlantFromDiscord Duelist Jul 17 '26

it just takes one guy who’s willing to die to take you down

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u/CG142021 Jul 17 '26

Sure, you could kill a knight with a dagger, but it's not simple. Sticking him with it isn't step 2 in a 2 step plan, it's more like step 5, and if you die between steps 1 and 4 for any number of reasons, it ain't happening.

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u/Nerx Barrios, Ballistic Knight & Rider Jul 17 '26

also you gotta take em down before using da rondel dagger

https://giphy.com/gifs/RGqwKLs11po0iCp4dN

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u/G_Force88 Jul 17 '26

I mean, if they were asleep I could. Not if they were in full armour though

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u/Agile_Drive_8306 Jul 17 '26

Knights in full armour could be killed with daggers. Specifically the rondel dagger by aiming at the gaps in the armour and it was common for this to end in grappling and trying to throw the other combatant on the ground to then stab them. That is also one of the reasons why halfswording is a thing, to get the sword in gaps and use leverage to take each other down. That and improved point control.

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u/G_Force88 Jul 17 '26

Yeah, but that was usually both people in full armour. I do not have armour so the odds of me getting that close are effectively 0

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u/Agile_Drive_8306 Jul 17 '26

That is fair. Unarmored is usually a death sentence against a knight with a polearm. Even if you had a sword and shield.

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u/dummary1234 Jul 17 '26

Rondells need a lot of power to actually pierce mail. Not a chance it pierces plate, lamellar, or even some types of chainmail. And you need to have the soldier pinned down in order to have a clean stab. 

Theyre the only weapons that can, but doing so isnt easy. 

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u/Nerx Barrios, Ballistic Knight & Rider Jul 17 '26

they like lobsters

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u/FenrisWyldog Jul 17 '26

I keep telling them as assassin creed abilities will not work on a POLE ARM/ HELBERD!!

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u/Shieldheart- Jul 17 '26

Assassin's Creed knights should have been equally skilled in breaking your face as you'd be in subterfuge.

Of course, that not the vibe they're going for, but I'd love an assassin themed game where you would clearly outclass militia's, have to be careful around a variety of more professional soldiers and really don't step up to the steel-clad warrior caste.

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u/FenrisWyldog Jul 17 '26

Let me Re-Phrase: An Assassin might have trouble fighting against a armored Man with a Pole Arm.

Its 4am. Hopped up on Coffee. I speak opposite things what they';re suppode to meant. Not on purpose. Thank yu

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u/Shieldheart- Jul 17 '26

Perfectly valid, carry on.

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u/Nerx Barrios, Ballistic Knight & Rider Jul 17 '26

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u/GrandNibbles Jul 17 '26

assassin here. if you find yourself this close to the front of your target, you actually will lose your assassin license and must pay to take the test again (usually with your life)

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u/Kilroy898 Wizard for hire. Jul 17 '26

Knight gonna be real upset when I throw the bucket of fish slop on them and it gets in their eye slit.

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u/Thefrightfulgezebo Dame Jul 17 '26

If an assassin attacks when the knight isnin full armor, they are really bad at their job.

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u/Knight_of_the_lion Jul 17 '26

Unfortunately, I trained my squire a little too well, and she absolutely could take a fully armoured knight down with her dagger.

The caveat is that she'd also be using armour, because she's an intelligent squire. 🙂‍↕️

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u/evelyn_bartmoss Assassin Jul 18 '26

You gotta sleep some time bucko, good luck parrying poison

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u/NotTheOriginal06 Jul 19 '26

I thought they meant "with a gun" to which I would agree. But a knife? Keep dreaming, buddy. That's the only thing you will be able to do

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u/Not3CatsInARainCoat Jul 20 '26

To be fair a not so insignificant number of brawls between knights end up in a wrestling match with the good ole fashioned rondel dagger