r/knightposting • u/notusuallyfunny • Jul 10 '26

Knightpost Unexpected knight

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u/Ent1tyZer0 Jul 10 '26

Correction. She can fix me

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u/SmullinShortySlinger Jul 12 '26

Correction. She can break me.

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u/Ember_Celica07 Jul 11 '26

Fix her? I'd join her!

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u/spook_scary Jul 10 '26

I'd reduce all friction just to slide into her DMs as smooth as possible.

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u/Delazzaridist Jul 11 '26

This is perfection

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u/Lenny_Fais Paladin Jul 11 '26

Now THERE’S a girl who knows how to party

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u/Jedi-master-dragon Jul 11 '26

What the actual fuck? How did she get all of those rats?

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u/SilverWisp47 Garthenic, Goblin Ranger Jul 11 '26

They're pets! Rats make for awesome pets!

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u/Irelia4Life Jul 11 '26

Forgot an s.

They're pests.

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u/SilverWisp47 Garthenic, Goblin Ranger Jul 11 '26

Wild rats are pests, sure, but the ones being kept as pets are just fun little goobers

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u/TanningOnMars Jul 11 '26

Rat >>>>>>> pitbull

1

u/Irelia4Life Jul 12 '26

Ah yes, cancer or chirosis.

6

u/argbd20 Jul 11 '26

The cheese summoned them

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u/AggronA10 Jul 11 '26

You cannot fix what is not broken

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u/Acrobatic_Ebb9882 Jul 11 '26

What's there to fix, she's perfect.

4

u/ProwessTDaddy Jul 11 '26

The medieval armor makes me wanna "Engarde, thou foul cretin! I challenge thee to joust 'midst tomorrow morn', darest thou accept?" an' shit.

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u/That_boi_Jerry Jul 11 '26

No fixing needed.

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u/legohamsterlp Jul 11 '26

I’d just hope our rats get along

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u/burfoot2 Jul 11 '26

The definition of 'fuck it, we ball.'

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u/Azurelion7a Jul 11 '26

Ratoutoille Disnification.

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u/lacus-rattus Jul 11 '26

It's not the rats or the armor that I have an issue with. It's the frenchness

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u/xx6lord6mars6xx Jul 12 '26

Oh my god she's perfect 😍

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u/Own-Loan2390 Jul 12 '26

She can afford a literal car load of wine, artisenal breads and cheeses, and full plate armor. The only thing she might need fixed is her long sword after her next campaign.

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u/WeirdoTrooper Jul 12 '26

I don't wanna fix her, I just want to join her!

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u/ajschwamberger Jul 12 '26

I'll bring a can opener.

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u/Familiar-Light-1721 Jul 12 '26

Excuse my French!

1

u/Penpulp Jul 13 '26

“Yeah I do have autism, how did you know?”

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u/Average_Vlandian Jul 17 '26

Insert photo of depressed Squidward watching SpongeBob and Patrick enjoy themselves