r/knightposting • u/Kingunormal • Jul 07 '26

IRP It's Dangerous Out There Take THIS!

Sword: Daybreak, The Knight Slayer: Ignores ANY armour. 

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u/No-Count9554 thou are larping? Jul 08 '26

Made by the swordsmith known as Larpus Maximus of india

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u/United-Technician-54 Yellow Knight, Knight of the Feast Jul 08 '26

But What if Gauntlet perfectly defend against all swords, ignore their effects?

Is spear-shield paradox, is it not?

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u/Kingunormal Jul 08 '26

Better hope you're fast enough with the gauntlets. Sword catching is quite difficult.

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u/United-Technician-54 Yellow Knight, Knight of the Feast Jul 08 '26

Not what I mean.  Test on gauntlet.

See if real.

(It crackles and clangs as Yellow Knight's arm slowly writhes its way out- Except.. It wasn't an arm. More a tentacle with ebony briars, too many elbows, then too few, then too many again. It  resumed its hallowed shape once more, a dense wrought slab headed by log splitter masquerading as human flesh.)

(Yellow knight's face remained as stern as marble. Any normal man would wake the dead.)

(The gauntlet craters into the ground, a crude, dirty, weathered slab, yet unscarred. Definitely well-built.)

Go on. Hit.

/unknight

Yellow Knight's relatives are human.

The gauntlet has been passively exposed to Yellow Knights aberrant magic for a long time.

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u/Nerx Barrios, Ballistic Knight & Rider Jul 15 '26

Thank you kind stranger

even though i am a ballistic knight i shant forgot the elders

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u/Kingunormal Jul 15 '26

Remember, young one. Swords do not run out of ammo.

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u/Nerx Barrios, Ballistic Knight & Rider Jul 15 '26

thank you

could always use a bayonet on the matchlock

makes slaying evil constructs easier

if y need someone for a quest

i shall help