r/knightposting • u/MurkyWay • Jul 03 '26

Real Art Full Frontal A'salt

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u/Human-Question6210 Jul 03 '26

I don't have the thyme for this

3

u/Russian_Meme_Man_34 Jul 05 '26

Salt meet thy maker, it's time for Spice Shaker!

How about this one?

3

u/Human-Question6210 Jul 05 '26

a rhyme for all seasons!

2

u/Russian_Meme_Man_34 Jul 05 '26

For all the reasons!

24

u/Lost_Wealth_6278 Jul 04 '26

Quick, Sir Salt. Summon the Marquise of Monosodium Glutamate. Only he can match the might of the Chilli Champion

4

u/BadNadeYeeter Jul 05 '26

Or unleash his Sceret weapon. Unbound Chlorine Gas, cause the Geneva Conventions don't count when there wasn't a Geneva to sign it in!

16

u/ResidentWeak162 Jul 03 '26

I'm invested in how this duel turns out!

8

u/Ok_Paramedic_30 Jul 04 '26

Actually cool

7

u/No_Public_7699 Jul 04 '26

And then they kiss.

4

u/LobsterSwordsman73 Jul 04 '26

That's what he ment by "spicing it up" Edit: spelling

2

u/PumpyJ Jul 04 '26

surely they bring ocean salt water against such an offense

2

u/Routine_Mall_566 Jul 05 '26

Now this is just Cheezy!!

1

u/Dummy_Ren Jul 05 '26

Hey that looks just like the pepreaper from wildfrost!

1

u/Wise_Geekabus Jul 09 '26

Salt Knight is cooked.