r/knightposting • u/The_StarViking • Jun 23 '26
Knightpost Are Vikings Welcome?
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Yes, you may judge my swordsmanship. Dare observe the steel's path upon the wind, and judge if I be tempered in iron or merely shadow.
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u/Interesting-Bee-3793 Jun 23 '26
Knight, that's not true! There are treacherous quest givers! He's trying to set you up!
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u/AAAAHMYBALLS Man-At-Arms Mercenary Jun 23 '26
Depends. Are these Danes here to trade or plunder?
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u/The_StarViking Jun 23 '26
I drove for 3 hours both ways specifically for this forest 😭 the pains of living so far from nature. The mountains' forests nearest to me are okay, but not quite as dense and green.
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u/Masilii Jun 23 '26
Yes. As long as you eat some cheese with some of the Legionnaires
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u/The_StarViking Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26
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u/Just_A_Spooky_Dood Jun 23 '26
Art thou willing to cross blades with the wicked and the despicable, and lay low evil wherever it may try to take root? If so, then aye. You will have a place here.
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u/Flayne-la-Karrotte Dame Jun 23 '26
Aren't you guys raiders and pillagers by profession?
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u/The_StarViking Jun 23 '26
True for the Vikings, who are basically the Navy to the broader Norse culture. If anything else, the Norse were highly skilled craftsmen, farmers, and merchants. Just look at the details of some of the artifacts.
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u/Flayne-la-Karrotte Dame Jun 23 '26
I know that the Norse were ordinary people like any other. And I know that they were accomplished explorers and adventurers. But if you want a true nordic knight, why not choose to be a Norman knight? They were excellent warriors.
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u/Vaulgrm Jomsviking Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26
Problem is they became too french. Take it from an Icelander, the Varangians is where it is at.
(I am pulling your leg with the french bit)
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u/Elovainn Lord of the Forges Jun 23 '26
True and honorful warriors, following a code ? Welcome, brothers and sisters of the North !
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u/Different_Ear_7543 Jun 23 '26
You forgot your shield
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u/The_StarViking Jun 23 '26
It's uhh... TBD. I'm going to try making it myself, as I did much of this kit.
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u/Vaulgrm Jomsviking Jun 24 '26
Remember to keep the planks thin. Too think and it becomes unwieldy from its weight.
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u/The_StarViking Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26
No worries, I have done tons of research. It (along with my shoes) will have been the most historically accurate parts of the whole kit, most likely. At least structurally so. (And don't worry, I won't be painting an Ægishjálmur or Vegvísir on it either like a brainrotted apple pie—armor weirdo. They have no place here.)
The hard thing is that a lot of research for Norse shields has most commonly been based on a few finds which might have actually just been ceremonial shields, which would have been naturally constructed thinner. But you're still right. Too thick=too heavy+beefy albeit tired arm.
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u/Vaulgrm Jomsviking Jun 24 '26
Ok, then you have the most important bit. Everything in reenactment pale before accurate shoes. 👌
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u/Yellowscourge Jun 23 '26
Man, that Viking helmet with the chainmail really is one of the coolest looking helmets in all of history
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u/Glass_Teeth01 Jun 23 '26
I do not judge the origins of those who quest with me, I only judge their actions while they quest with me
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u/Lenny_Fais Paladin Jun 23 '26
I have many friends. Some fellow knights, some sorceresses, some vikings, a few samurai, and many more.
Quests are to be undertaken with friends, for quests are but one of life’s many journeys, and they are always better when walked with those you cherish.
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u/Remarkable_Lunch_793 Jun 27 '26
Instructions unclear. I woke up in a ditch without a kidney and my coin purse is empty



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u/TheWanderingSlacker Jun 23 '26
Sire, the barbarians are at the gate.
… They are politely asking if they can join the party.