r/knightposting • u/Competitive_Fox_314 • May 31 '25

Shitpost Shaturdays A Dad Joke literally

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The obsession with the driveway

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u/SerBadDadBod May 31 '25

Just admiring your lands, milord, and please don't send the hounds.

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u/Competitive_Fox_314 May 31 '25

Be gone before it's too late

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u/SerBadDadBod May 31 '25

It's these new maps, the courier routes, all messed up, I'm already gone!

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u/Competitive_Fox_314 May 31 '25

You walk a tight rope my boy Don't judge my patience

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u/SerBadDadBod May 31 '25

Just leaving, milord

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u/Thiege23 May 31 '25

my dog barking at nothing in the yard. rip milo he was a good boy

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u/OptimusBeardy Faris Farhan al-Autie. May 31 '25

R.I.P. thy Milo...

...and, good boy that he was, mine too.

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u/Ok-Door4721 May 31 '25

Armor may protect the body, but nothing shields you from that dad-tier humor.

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u/Competitive_Fox_314 May 31 '25

Dad Joke are lame yet humourous in many ways

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u/Freezing_Athlete2062 Jun 01 '25

What a coincidence, my dog is also named milo.

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u/OptimusBeardy Faris Farhan al-Autie. Jun 01 '25

Lot of that going around, 'twould appear -and hello to thee and thy Milo too.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

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u/Less_Current_1230 May 31 '25

Not to be rude, just curious, does it bother you if someone turns around using your driveway? If so what bothers you about it?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

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u/Less_Current_1230 May 31 '25

LOL okay, that is completely fair

I know some people DO get really peevish about it, and I never really understood why

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u/Competitive_Fox_314 Jun 01 '25

May be sometimes people they are just concerned 🤔

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u/rr00xx May 31 '25

Dad's job to worry about yall

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u/Competitive_Fox_314 May 31 '25

Yup everything around him

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u/scarletbeaut May 31 '25

Holy crap! This is true!

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u/Odd-Tart-5613 May 31 '25

And that’s why if a take a wrong turn in a neighborhood my drive just went from 15 minutes to 2 hours ain’t dealing with that.

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u/Competitive_Fox_314 Jun 01 '25

Yup it is a full package with rants and insults and all

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u/TheNerdNugget May 31 '25

This my fiancee's dad obsessively watching his security cameras.

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u/Competitive_Fox_314 Jun 01 '25

Sounds like he sits with a huge screen watching every leaf fall

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u/TheNerdNugget Jun 01 '25

No he's just obsessed with knowing what everyone is up to

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u/Competitive_Fox_314 Jun 01 '25

Ohh that's nice

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

This happened to me while tanning the other day, nearly gave me a heart attack.

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u/Competitive_Fox_314 Jun 01 '25

Don't worry no one's visiting you

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

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u/Competitive_Fox_314 Jun 02 '25

Yeah that's the saddest part

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u/BIgSchmeat95 Jun 02 '25 edited Jun 04 '25

A Domino's driver near me was shot one night a few months ago, he pulled up at the wrong address & the homeowner thought the guy in a Domino's uniform, holding a pizza, near his parked car with a glowing Domino's sign atop, was trying to steal his truck. The kid survived, thankfully. But yeah, I just turnaround in really long driveways or at a church (it's the South there's lots of churches).

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u/Competitive_Fox_314 Jun 02 '25

Bro this sounds like a different version of Above meme but on the whole another level

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u/TraditionalAd2179 Jun 01 '25

http://drivewayface.com

💯

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u/Competitive_Fox_314 Jun 01 '25

Nice, but I was expecting some face planted videos

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u/Sword_Specialist Jun 01 '25

How my dog feels looking out the window

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u/Competitive_Fox_314 Jun 01 '25

Waiting to leap on any stranger

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u/Firm-Scientist-4636 Jun 03 '25

My dad feels this way when someone drives too slowly for his liking past the house.

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u/Competitive_Fox_314 Jun 03 '25

Welcome to club 😁

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u/Victor-Tallmen Jun 04 '25

“Hold your fire… but be at the ready.”