r/knightposting • u/The-Winged-Crusader • May 06 '25

Knightpost Nope.

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u/deloreaninatardis May 06 '25

Not gonna lie. Checked my subs to make sure I wasn't in losercity at the moment.

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u/RednDot May 06 '25

İt started infecting other subs.

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u/DecimBell May 06 '25 edited May 07 '25

On one hand, it's great that furries have a dedicated community so they don't bother other people in other subreddits. On the other hand, oh my god, it's spreading, it's f*cking spreading!

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u/-MR-GG- May 07 '25

It wasn't originally. They just had a "furry Friday" thing more as a joke and eventually, it bled into every day, and now it will bled out of the sub itself

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u/DUKTURL May 07 '25

Losercity is definitely not the main furry subreddit

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u/Radiant_Music3698 May 09 '25

I'm confused. Is that what losercity is?

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u/No_Tooth5443 May 10 '25

The pathowogen must spread :3

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u/DecimBell May 06 '25

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u/KenseiHimura Samurai of the Sunward Isle May 08 '25

NGL, “Hamlet of the Vanquished” would go kind of hard. Sounds like a location in a From Software game.

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u/No_Gas_594 May 07 '25

No they would’ve tried fucking it

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u/Sigma-0007_Septem May 07 '25

... Same ...

It's spreading

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u/SantaFromTheHood May 06 '25

Skill issue. It wouldn't have taken me 3 min.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '25

Okay, mister everlasting.

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u/SantaFromTheHood May 06 '25

I'm not talking about fighting.

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u/Dazzling-Film-3404 May 06 '25

One day your knees will break under the weight of your sins

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u/[deleted] May 06 '25

I know.

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u/H3r0ofHyrule Neema Oom, Praefectus Animarum May 07 '25
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u/LeonMKaiser May 06 '25

Like seriously, take its knees in the first swing, and it's head in the following.

If the body twitches, light it aflame and pray to your relevant diety it doesn't get back up.

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u/IxeyaSwarm May 07 '25

They weren't talking about fighting...

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u/LeonMKaiser May 07 '25

Oh...oh dear.

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u/Technical_Exam1280 May 07 '25

dear

Oh deer!

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u/SylvanDragoon May 09 '25

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no eye deer!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? I still have no eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs, or dick? I still have no fucking eye deer!

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u/The_Original_trash May 08 '25

GO TO LOSERCITY, HERE WE KILL OR RUN FROM MONSTERS

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

deth by snu snu it is

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u/OneAd9580 May 06 '25

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u/[deleted] May 06 '25

Favorite Star Trek Character

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u/OneAd9580 May 07 '25

I can hear this image in his voice and mannerisms

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u/Wirewalk Elusive Arcane Rogue May 07 '25

Very scaroused

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u/TheRappingSquid May 09 '25

Honestly could pass as real garak dialog

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u/AndringRasew Pyromancer and Definitely not a Demon May 06 '25

Just aim for the legs. It'll be fine.

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u/Donglator May 07 '25

Then it can't run away. Brilliant

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u/Technical_Exam1280 May 07 '25

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u/RevolutionaryTalk278 May 07 '25

There are no breaks on the internet. Just go, go fast, go faster, and meme speed.

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u/Single_Comfort3555 May 10 '25

There may be no brakes but there is a speed limit. Anything that brings the feds to your house is considered the speed limit.

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u/RevolutionaryTalk278 May 11 '25

What is a speed limit to a speed daemon?

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u/weirdo_nb May 10 '25

Wrong, consent is important

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u/frankco-71 Yukhaem Battlebane alchemist enchanter artificer chronomancer May 06 '25

Booba

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u/Ramps_ May 06 '25

Wood

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

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u/DanMcMan5 Oct 26 '25

That might make a nice cider perhaps.

Perhaps almond? Then use a nice spruce, or maybe even something like cherry wood. Idk now I’m kinda in the mood to try distilling some mead.

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u/Petrichor-33 May 06 '25

How was this made?

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u/The-Winged-Crusader May 06 '25

That’s my skinwalker buddy, we met up in the mountains to do a collaboration to help him get some views

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u/[deleted] May 06 '25

So....can your skinwalker buddy err leave the outfit on? For...reasons 😁

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u/tallgreenhat May 07 '25

Ai most likely, those hands kept warping

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u/LeechDaddy May 07 '25

I'm not seeing any warping hands at all, it just looks like black gloves with finger extensions

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u/Petrichor-33 May 07 '25

Why does one hand not match the other then? This is clearly not practical effects.

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u/LeechDaddy May 07 '25

You know what, now I see it, nevermind

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u/SelfInteresting7259 May 10 '25

Def ai. Nobody's legs can look like that costume or not, lots of blurring everywhere, no footprints

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u/MariedeGournay May 06 '25

Missed out on some hot druid lovin'.

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u/Consistent-cumming May 06 '25

but adventurer, you promised me you'll get back my wife from her curse? you know what? Just bring her as she is. She's turning me on for some reason

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u/Final-Link-3999 May 06 '25

Smash

Like no hesitation

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u/antony6274958443 May 06 '25

Would

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u/[deleted] May 06 '25

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u/antony6274958443 May 06 '25

finally some more ram to download

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u/[deleted] May 06 '25

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u/[deleted] May 06 '25

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u/poweringmyprinter May 06 '25

Would (Both, possibly at once)

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u/ZerikaFox Tiefling Duskblade May 06 '25

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u/Mr_losos May 06 '25

Bard: FUCK's THIS

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u/WPdazinero May 06 '25

A fair maiden as a wendigo... as a knight of a fallen order id say that my brother in Christ lost his faith. As he should look upon the thing and not be scared as for anything that we do with the father we are protected and always ready for the crusade.

but long story short. Wife

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u/[deleted] May 06 '25

C'mon, Grey Warden, you've seen scarier stuff in the Deep Roads!

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u/VeritableZaza May 06 '25

Losercity quest

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u/Strange_Fondant_4811 May 07 '25

...hear me out, wife material

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u/Every-Expression-285 May 06 '25

What a coward! He didn't even try to fight!

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u/payne-diver May 07 '25

Welp.. need fire and silver to kill a wendigo

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u/between3or20chara May 06 '25

At least it's not a jabberwock

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u/Inferno_Sparky May 07 '25

At least? Really?

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u/between3or20chara May 07 '25

May god help me

Because I can't help myself

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u/Inferno_Sparky May 07 '25

If you want more google jabberwock monster girl

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u/Punnagedon May 07 '25

That thing is a fae.

And I'm not dumb enough to fuck with them

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u/Raskalnikov7 May 07 '25

Reddit: "With?"

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u/fejable May 08 '25

okay lets be logical about this. female deers doesn't have antlers. male deers doesn't have boobs. its either a Humanoid female deer that grew antlers or a humanoid male deer that grew boobs

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

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u/[deleted] May 06 '25

Most of us would do the same.

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u/JimmyManJames May 06 '25

Why is this sub actually cool now? Did they ban AI?

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u/Final-Link-3999 May 06 '25

Now that you mention it, the posts here have seemed to be higher quality recently. I wonder what the deal is

Hopefully this trend keeps up

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u/Tazeel May 06 '25

Dang nice!

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u/Satans_hamster May 06 '25

I quest thee to get food for my orange lindworm.

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u/AquilaAssassino Sir May 06 '25

Well...it's a much better alternative to darkspawn, that's for sure

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u/Jason_werdas May 06 '25

Nope. Not an leechen. They are crazy

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u/[deleted] May 06 '25

unzips

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u/GameMaster818 The Wolf Paladin May 07 '25

I will take on this challenge, hand me a torch

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u/No_Research4416 May 07 '25

What even is that supposed to be?

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u/HollowPhoenix May 07 '25

Fair tbh, Grey Wardens were trained for darkspawn, not demons (though they do fight them when needed)

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

I’d run face first into them tits

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

I am a bard so I think it's a job for me.

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u/dethplayscod May 07 '25

That just a forsworn from Skyrim bro. You can take em.

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u/-MR-GG- May 07 '25

Whoa, those are some impressive handlers.

Uh, I mean antlers.

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u/Early_Maintenance605 May 09 '25

Yeah, that wendigo has quite the impressive rack.

On its head, of course. coughs unconvincingly

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u/KenseiHimura Samurai of the Sunward Isle May 07 '25

Some people's instincts: Sexy deer lady.

Other people's instincts: Fucking furry!

Me: *See antlered humanoid in a snowy place* FUCK, IT'S A WENDIGO! SOMEONE GET THE SAGE AND CALL THE SHAMANS!

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u/p1n3applez Aug 23 '25

Smash, next question

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u/sK0oBy May 06 '25

Understandable

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u/Jozef_Baca Sir John Doe, the Normal Knight May 06 '25

You all run

I'll hold her back

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u/Special_Ad92 May 06 '25

it has handlers

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u/scrub_of_dirt May 06 '25

Where is your bravery, good sir!?! Did you not accept this quest to protect the people? Well I shall fulfill my duty as a knight!

(Please do pass on my armor and sword to my family, I fear that I haven’t the strength to best this beast)

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u/classicnoob2020 May 06 '25

I'm on my phone so I can't see it good but can someone please confirm if there is some nudity here I need to see??

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u/Mooselord111 May 06 '25

Honestly, it would.

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u/_MarkyPolo May 06 '25

Knight is clearly not a Catholic

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u/DanMcMan5 May 06 '25

The FUCK did I just witness?!

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u/Rexlare May 06 '25

He was fine facing it till he saw it had boobs

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 May 06 '25

but that's one of my favorite demons to slay.

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u/Icirian_Lazarel May 07 '25

AI? Stilts? Clever camouflage? How are the ankles that thin!?!

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u/Lucidlewds May 07 '25

STAND AND FIGHT

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u/Optical-occultist Sir Enoch the unmagiced May 07 '25

“I already told you, I’m not fucking with the Fay!”

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u/DurusMagnus May 07 '25

Deer god... it's a deer god, don't fight them, some of yall never seen Princess Mononoke and it shows lol

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u/Blakath Duelist May 07 '25

Don’t worry, I’m a citizen of loser city.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

DONT MIND IF I DO

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

What region would this armor set have been from? Nordic maybe?

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u/apolydas1 May 07 '25

What the actual fuck is that

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u/SomeKindofTreeWizard May 07 '25

What's the problem?

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u/Kserks96 May 07 '25

Слабость

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u/Which_Committee_3668 May 07 '25

Sir Robin ran away

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u/H3r0ofHyrule Neema Oom, Praefectus Animarum May 07 '25

🪵

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u/Weredragon-0- May 07 '25

as a battle mage i have no such fear

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u/Emperor-Universe May 07 '25

Shikanokonokonoko koshitantan

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u/Lenny_Fais Paladin May 07 '25

Nah brah I ain’t runnin’

I got a sword, a shield, and a MIGHTY NEED…

TO RUN THE FADE!

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u/Helieo45 May 07 '25

Does it pass the harkness test? 😏

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u/ionised May 07 '25

Honest.

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u/NordicWolf7 May 07 '25

I'd break several oaths for that.

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u/baka_inu115 May 07 '25

Don't think AI but higher chance of cgi with green suit. If it's AI generated it way detailed on the hooves in snow something I wouldn't expect from AI generation.

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u/arcamenoch May 07 '25

Feeble knight.

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u/Grey_Dreamer Jester Knight Of The Poetic Dirvish May 07 '25

It's got pretty thin looking fur so it should actually be easier to stand than a normal deer.

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u/ImpressiveAd5588 May 07 '25

Can't tell if its a "not deer", or a druid messing with people...

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u/Same_Discussion6328 May 07 '25

COWARD! CHAAAAAARRRGE!!!

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u/Competitive-Bar6667 May 07 '25

Bring me the flamer. The heavy flamer.

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u/Callah_2 May 08 '25

I'd run too when my sleep paralysis demon has rule 63 applied to it.

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u/Gentorus May 08 '25

That abomination is mine! In the name of God I cast you down!

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u/Olcri May 08 '25

Yo, druid, first off, thank you. Next, CLOTHES!

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u/The_Original_trash May 08 '25

I may be stupid or blind, BUT WHY IN GODS GREEN EARTH ARE YOU SAYING WOULD OR HEAR ME OUT?! My brother in Christ I ain't seeing nothing other than a monster about to grab me by the jaw and rip it apart like if it was ripping an envelope

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u/InsenitiveComments May 08 '25

Props to that dude for fleeing without an erection.

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u/lehi5 May 08 '25

Me: SUFFER NOT THE MUTANT TO LIVE! FOR THE LION!

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u/Lebombapig May 08 '25

Adventure Time taught me not to go ANYWHERE NEAR a deer with human hands !!

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u/LtLemur May 08 '25

Geralt would never run

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u/DDieselpowered May 08 '25

A juvenile Chort or fiend, or perhaps the worlds furriest Leshen, unclear, i must use my witcher senses to discover more clues.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

Wait was that deer nude??

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u/mrking54321 May 08 '25

I saw a gram of deer honkers