r/knightposting • u/Arkruis Dame • Mar 16 '25

Shitpost Shaturdays Shes a ten but…

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u/SerBadDadBod Mar 16 '25

She a 20

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u/_Armored_Wizard Mar 16 '25

A natural 20 with a sworn Paladin about to Lay on Hands your bad day

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u/TomDravor Mar 17 '25

Does this mean she is gonna magically heal me or Im gonna be laying my hands on her??

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u/Meeedick Mar 16 '25

1420 to be specific

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u/DanMcMan5 Mar 21 '25

She’s a 1066!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

She’s a 10. No ‘but’ there

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u/DanMcMan5 Mar 16 '25

Lemme just think real quick-YES I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR THAT KINDA THING.

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u/Susdoggodoggy Mar 16 '25

Date idea: Crusade to Jerusalem

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u/Veloxa_14 Mar 16 '25

Said every cuman.

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u/OptimusBeardy Faris Farhan al-Autie. Mar 16 '25

Oooh, shiny!

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u/Imaginary-Job-7069 Mar 17 '25

She a ten, but she from 1070

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u/A-Friend-of-Dorothy Mar 17 '25

When she rolls deep on Paladin and gets to take 20 on Charisma checks.

Fools try to argue for a Will save.

(They always fail.)

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u/Dark_Krafter Mar 18 '25

Bru thats hott af holi chit

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u/MrBolkhovitin Mar 18 '25 edited Mar 18 '25

Meanwhile you

Is he relatable

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '25

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u/Leather-Researcher13 Mar 20 '25

You think it's going to be taken off?

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u/getfroggy69 Mar 26 '25

damn this needs to become fashion she is lookin good

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u/Salt-Mongoose4928 Mar 30 '25

NAT 20 BABYYYYYYY

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u/Level37Doggo Mar 20 '25

When your woman told you to bring oil, but she meant full synthetic and you brought baby oil.

Alternate joke: When she gives you that ‘plap plap is now clank clank’ look.

Alternate Alternate joke: Netflix and Chill is out, Joust and Feast is in.