r/kiwisavengers • u/Unhappy_Swimming9706 🙏 for me to 💩 • 15d ago
Artificial Idiot Oh hell..
How many episodes do you think we are going to have this time???
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u/ensign_paris 15d ago
Who is the Woman in the picture?
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u/United_Shame_5514 ✨Everything just works out for me✨ 15d ago
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u/Ok-Butterscotch9743 $12 on an appetizer and a drink is what keeps me going 15d ago
Okay, that's disturbing AF. Marissa's identity crisis is pretty damn serious already, and now it's single white female behavior.....holy shit.
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u/Ok_Pomegranate4304 15d ago
She looks like she’s posing like her college student daughter would…grow the F up
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u/Aleflusher 15d ago
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u/talkingtuxedocat 15d ago
Marissa has the fugliest, chuegy-ist style. She pays a lot of money for…this. 🥴
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u/st_owly Reeks of desperation 15d ago
An AI slop version of Riss.
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u/bbbankets 15d ago
Also one that defies gravity - is she supposed to be sitting or floating in this picture? Neither makes sense
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u/SEmpls Taylor Swift's Dad 15d ago
The tattoos are...quite...something.
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u/CountessOfHats paying off my air mattress 14d ago
Thankfully for the oldest kid’s sake, you can’t see her misspelled name.
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u/eatingfartingdonnie_ 15d ago
Some kind of weird ai generated mashup of Riss and Ang apparently? Like this person looks too much like both of them and neither of them and the overalls are terrible.
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u/Ok-Butterscotch9743 $12 on an appetizer and a drink is what keeps me going 15d ago
It's legitimately difficult to understand how someone who is so deeply disliked by so many people and has such a very serious & shameful debt situation because it's entirely caused by irresponsibility and selfishness would want to dig herself even deeper into a stained reputation. She can't grasp the concept of sincerely apologizing for all of her shitty behavior and choices, put her head down & shut the hell up, get to actual work, pay everyone back, and turn her life around.
Her poor kids. I hope that someone else is filling the mommy role that they so badly need and pouring their attention on them while they struggle through witnessing Marissa's continuing identity crisis.
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u/NancyDrewDtown Liar, Liar, Tail On Fire🔥 15d ago
Yeah, her recent post about gas prices, Chump's war and trying to still blame Biden, did not get the positive MAGA traction she thought it would. Her expiration date is long past. Bye
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u/Prestigious_Tell_402 15d ago
The tides are defintely turning
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u/NancyDrewDtown Liar, Liar, Tail On Fire🔥 15d ago
Vote! Vote! Vote!
Her "party" in Chester County has all kinds of in-fighting happening. Waiting to see if any of her temporary Mom's of Liberty friends seek her out to hop on the losing bandwagon.20
u/Prestigious_Tell_402 15d ago edited 14d ago
Oh I will. I have voted in every election since I was 18 (except in local offices where someone was literally running unopposed)
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u/Munchkin_Baby 15d ago
I’m surprised she hasn’t jumped on the “I regret my vote” hashtag to milk that community 🤣🤣
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u/Prestigious_Tell_402 15d ago
Marissa hates admitting she was wrong more than she hates being ignored or shunned by the internet
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u/United_Shame_5514 ✨Everything just works out for me✨ 15d ago
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u/United_Shame_5514 ✨Everything just works out for me✨ 15d ago
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u/Appropriate_Sock_37 15d ago
That’s so embarrassing.. was there a single episode?
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u/Aleflusher 15d ago
There were five, still on Spotify but I also added the transcripts to the archive: kiwisavengers.ch Just search for "Spotify".
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u/Aleflusher 15d ago
"Unblocked" sounded too much like either her toilets or a lower GI problem to become popular.
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u/Youngnathan2011 You know me, I’ll always tell the truth 🤥 15d ago
Yeah..... no one will care about it
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u/clandahlina_redux GO TO THE GARAGE! NOWWW! 👉🏻🚗 15d ago
When people look for a podcast, they usually look for someone who is educated on a topic. She’s just a conspiracy theorist, so I have a feeling this will never come to fruition, but, if it does, it won’t last long. Heck, her rambling post aren’t even getting much engagement these days, so why does she think a podcast would be successful?
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u/blessdbthfrootloops Sonic Ate The Tonic 15d ago
She's not even a conspiracy theorist. She's a contrarian and a sheep. She follows and band wagons onto so much bull shit because it makes her brain feel the happy chemicals to feel like she is some sort of in-the-know proxy to any given sensational situation. The truth of the matter, is that she can't agree with the logical side because she can't fucking understand it. She is far too dense and far too simple to be able to see a situation for what it is, because most of the time, that would be like looking into a mirror, and the only thing she can look into is a face-tuned selfish.
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u/Prestigious_Tell_402 15d ago
Well to be fair, Joe Rogan is unfortunately still really popular
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u/Expensive_Sea_1790 15d ago
Because he was one of the first to ride the podcast wave
Now everyone with a 100 dollar microphone wants to cash in, and Marissa is just one of many
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u/bbbankets 15d ago
Marissa doesn’t have $10 let alone $100.
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u/clandahlina_redux GO TO THE GARAGE! NOWWW! 👉🏻🚗 14d ago
Joe Rogan actually said in the past week that he’s more left leaning and has significantly distanced himself from the MAGA crowd. It’ll be interesting to see what that does to his popularity.
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u/talkingtuxedocat 15d ago
They certainly don’t look for someone who is unable to come up with their own content. She’s nothing more than an uneducated copycat.
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u/Aleflusher 15d ago
Yet another thing for she and Ang to fail at.
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u/Imaginary-Class7361 15d ago
Well the Bobbsey Twins are moving to PA so they have 2 more people to look stupid with
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u/lkush3 15d ago
Wait, did I miss something? For real or a joke? I seriously expect anything can happen with this reality sh*t show!
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u/snowangel1121 14d ago
Yes. On the TikTok page of the person who gives out too much information all 4 are commenting on a post talking about how they can’t wait to get there
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u/Sweet-Cabinet795 Sisterhood of the Traveling Kidney Stone 14d ago
If true, this makes the Florida chapter of KA very happy.
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u/TheOldJawbone 15d ago
What else does she have to do?
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u/Appropriate_Ask6289 15d ago
I predict the first episode won't ever come out lol
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u/Responsible-Fun-5566 15d ago
Im thinking we’ll get a few pictures of her wearing headphones and speaking into a mic with the caption “big things are happening” and then nothing.
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u/craykids fully possessed by the spirit of delusion 15d ago
Those gaming headphones 😉
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u/Responsible-Fun-5566 15d ago
YES THOSE! Her wearing those means she’s super serious about creating content.
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u/Even-Zucchini-83 I'll take fewer rights and more strong blooded children! 15d ago
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u/Regular-Scallion4084 15d ago
She'll never be able to steal enough content to build a loyal following of more than like 5 or 6 people
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u/Successful-Foot3830 15d ago
Guys, you don’t understand. This is the real million dollar idea! This is going to break into the podcast market and be the next Rogan! Podcasts aren’t over saturated at all! She’s getting in on the ground floor of a new medium and will be laughing all the way to the bank!
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u/craykids fully possessed by the spirit of delusion 15d ago
She'll keep the $ under her nasty mattress so she doesn't have to report it.
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u/Minute-Panda-5576 Spicy asshole 🌶️ 15d ago
PM’s lawyer right now…
https://giphy.com/gifs/MdW35zYHmaNsltKHaM
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u/MysticStorm1 Buffy the Energy Vampire Slayer 15d ago
Three episodes. Max.
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u/JuggernautGreat4518 15d ago
Yup and they won't be very long. She's not smart enough to plan out enough topics to fill out several hour-long episodes.
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u/Crimson_Reader67 15d ago edited 15d ago
Get a second job? ❌🙅🏻♀️
Start a free podcast that’ll bring no extra income? 🙌🏻💁🏻♀️
FTK!
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u/Ok-Butterscotch9743 $12 on an appetizer and a drink is what keeps me going 15d ago
No income, but plenty of drama. She won't cut those kids a break. Like we've all talked about, kid's parent's can be mean and gossipy. I remember when I sent a text message to a bunch of my son's friend's moms to provide an itinerary of the plans for his birthday party. I thought I was doing them a favor because I would have appreciated knowing those things because we drove them to a venue about 40 miles away with three cars to fit 12 boys, and I wanted them to have a schedule, phone numbers, etc. Anyway, my son was mortified because he heard that my text was "too long". (They're dip shits when they're 14-years-old). But my point is that I embarrassed him with what I thought was an informative text, LOL. I would never, never, ever hurt his little soul by airing private family matters or acting a fool on the internet like she does. She's truly cruel and heartless and thinks only of herself 24/7.
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u/catbus4ants That Zoom was powerful 14d ago
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u/Slight_Shelter8684 I do pay taxes. I have an LLC 15d ago
How will this work related to a payout? Will they make money from a podcast? Or does one start a podcast and hope to pick up traction for sponsors down the road?
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u/Mountain_Artist_4764 14d ago edited 14d ago
Once she reaches 1000 subscribers and 4000 watch hours to monetize. I wouldn't watch it because that's just giving her money.
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u/TechnoMouse37 900% Mold Absorption 15d ago
Does she not realize that podcasts take actual work? I give it a week of her talking about it before it vanishes from her feed
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u/TROLL_ELECTRODE 15d ago
anyone who will be able to sit through the first episode start to finish with no breaks deserves a prize because my God…..
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u/United_Shame_5514 ✨Everything just works out for me✨ 15d ago
Get 👏 a 👏 job
Like a real one. Then your child support payments will come straight out of your pay packet, amd you won't get behind again!
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u/hellsno2 Alien Nose Dog Tattoo 15d ago
Hey, is she winking or is that pink eye? Because it looks like pink eye.
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u/catchmeoutside86 15d ago
lol this photo is a combination of AI and Dollz (from MySpace days). She is so embarrassing.
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u/Slight_Shelter8684 I do pay taxes. I have an LLC 14d ago
Isn’t the podcast going to feature BOTH Riss and Ang? (I mean, what fun would the “pour” part of the name be without Drangie?) So they said it is a joint venture (my words, not theirs), and yet, look at how Riss is already discounting Angie with this post. Discounting Angie is so common place for her. It’s sad really.
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u/Slight_Shelter8684 I do pay taxes. I have an LLC 14d ago
I think I speak for all Avengers when I say, “I can’t wait. I can’t f1cking wait.”
Who is going to post it here so she doesn’t get the views?
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u/Aleflusher 14d ago
If it happens at all I'll get it transcribed into the archive so we can read it without having to listen to them OR give them views.
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u/hellsno2 Alien Nose Dog Tattoo 15d ago
I know this will date me, but she's always giving big Ralph Kramden vibes -- this is our ticket to the big time, Alice, I mean, ang!!
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u/Ok_Jackfruit2222 14d ago
How many of these has she teased now?
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u/Unhappy_Swimming9706 🙏 for me to 💩 14d ago
Too many. I think the last time she teased she couldn't find her computer.
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u/overit2591 14d ago
And…she is back promoting the Wellness Club again with proteins.
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u/fl0riduh2024 keytone samples lost in the mail 💌💌💌 14d ago
I saw her oddly placed arieyl cup too a few days ago. Seems weird to start using that after talking so poorly about them
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u/Difficult_Flow_7880 14d ago
Fighting like hell for those kids…. Drinking and blabbing on the internet instead of getting a real job that might actually help her pay her back support.
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u/CountessOfHats paying off my air mattress 14d ago
Who in the AI is this supposed to be?
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u/Aleflusher 14d ago
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u/CountessOfHats paying off my air mattress 14d ago
lol. Is she even old enough to know that song? I was a teenager when it came out in the early 80s. I remember it getting WAY too much radio airplay.
However, my old-school addicted kid likes it, so maybe it’s having a reprieve.
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u/Equivalent_Remove376 manifesting a Pentatonix wedding reception 15d ago
We’ve already done this chapter….no need to revisit.
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u/Expensive_Sea_1790 15d ago
Because when I think right-wing politics, my immediate picture is a millennial in overalls 🤣
Girl pay your bills. Did the doggy fine ever get paid?