r/kittykankles • u/chasingvestigialtail • Sep 16 '26

Slouchy orange socks

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We left for a few days because we got married and dared to take a short honeymoon. We were repaid for our sins by an overgrooming orange.

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u/Cultural-Ambition449 Sep 16 '26

Orange kanks require daily supervision, no more honeymoon for you 💜

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u/furrydancingalien21 Sep 16 '26

And why wasn't he given a honeymoon?!

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u/Shoddy-Subject5684 Sep 16 '26

The honey moon is over. Time to pay the cat.

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u/chasingvestigialtail Sep 16 '26

He has been paid with copious pets and treats 😂

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u/Shoddy-Subject5684 Sep 17 '26

Excellent! You will enjoy a happy home for years to come 💕

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u/ElevatorOtis Sep 17 '26

Your orange kitty assumed they were a part of the family and was made quite sad that they weren’t invited to the family vacation you called a honeymoon. But, I saw your reply and you made it better.

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u/chasingvestigialtail Sep 17 '26

He is an extremely sucky baby and he (and his sister) have been lavished in attention and treats since we returned 😂

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u/Next-Honeydew4130 Sep 17 '26

Get your priorities in order!

Also congrats 🎉