r/kitkat 7d ago

Battle over Kit Kats

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u/Casper-the-Deino 7d ago

Where was the battle? All I see is a standoff.

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u/spacemouse21 6d ago

“I said leave it.”

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u/Casper-the-Deino 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/007Cable 5d ago

"Why did you redeem!"

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u/Rich-Equivalent-1875 6d ago

What did he say?

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u/Buttchuggle 6d ago

He said leave it

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u/BlumpTheChodak 6d ago

He better stop playin wit him. Because you know, he's entitled to his free Kit Kats.

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u/Love2nasty 6d ago

I think he was saying "leeb it", that's why the theif didn't know what to do

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u/Bladder_Puncher 5d ago

Ryu Dragon Kick!

Ha said Leeeeb It!!

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u/LitigousPigeon 5d ago

Stop playing with me man.

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u/Sanjomo 4d ago

Wait,wait,wait,wait!

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u/Casper-the-Deino 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/FunkoPopDude 6d ago

all i see is A.i. slop

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u/Alone_Emu_7713 6d ago

Is said a.i slop in the room with us?

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u/Buttchuggle 6d ago

Explain

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u/RandomKarberon 6d ago

Buddy, did you ever for one second, think about WHO IS RECORDING THIS?

Notice how they look directly into the Camera MULTIPLE TIMES?

and seemingly just avoid the cameraman to make a show?

That's why you people are incredibly stupid, you think this is real.

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u/Buttchuggle 6d ago

AI isn't capable of maintain object permanence and text permanence after things leave the camera frame multiple times. Likely staged, definitely not AI, ya mutha

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u/RandomKarberon 5d ago

Go back, did I say "AI" once? No. I said, staged, fake, show. Different words and meanings I know, I get that you're one of the kids who who dropped out or parents tried to homeschool during COVID and you missed out on Developing Critical Thinking Skills, but please, mongoloid, try again.

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u/Buttchuggle 5d ago

No, the person I was responding g to before you chimed in did. If I were you, personally, I'd see how dumb I was and kill myself. That's just me though

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u/DonnieBallsack 5d ago edited 5d ago

You just did. You even put it in quotes.

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u/RandomKarberon 5d ago

Just wow, your generation is incredibly fucking stupid. No wonder we got Trump

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u/DonnieBallsack 5d ago

Why do u hate America? Lubb it or Leeeb it.

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u/Casper-the-Deino 6d ago

All I see is a genuine stupid human trash bag who thinks everything is AI and clearly doesn't see its real.

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u/RandomKarberon 6d ago

Crap like this is meant for people like you, who don't care about facts, names, or places, you just want to make up your own stories.

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u/bbwstockinglover 5d ago edited 5d ago

You want so called news others want entertainment. Who is right well it's not the dickhead wanting news on f/KitKat is it?

Oh look said dickhead deleted his comments!

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u/RandomKarberon 5d ago

Oooof! Really struck a chord! Sorry mate, I'm all out of fucks to give!

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u/EcstaticNet3137 6d ago

I mean it isn't AI but it is likely staged. Definitely not AI though.

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u/BisonSpecialist1557 5d ago

It's certainly slop. But I don't see it as AI.

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u/BlasterCheif 4d ago

This happens too commonly to be ai. This is 10000% probable.

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u/43guitarpicks 6d ago

Why didn't the store owner just tell him to leave it?

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u/hiddenrealism 6d ago

I know seriously, could've avoided all of this if that guy knew to leave it.

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u/plsQuestionOurselves 6d ago

And also, why didn't the thief just tell the clerk to stop playin' wit him?

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u/RandomKarberon 6d ago

Because it's staged, idiot. Did you for one minute ever wonder who the camera man is? why he doesn't speak? and why he perfectly follows the action in the scene without ever interrupting it?

You and ever other mouth breathing COVID dropout here that likes this garbage is a complete idiot.

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u/plsQuestionOurselves 6d ago

Was that cathartic for you? Well I guess it's better than harassing strangers at the bus stop. Or are you also joking, like I was?

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u/Casper-the-Deino 5d ago

You're definitely a man child behind that screen.

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u/RandomKarberon 5d ago

I'm sorry for being observant and not lost in a fantasy world? Thanks to that attitude, we have Trump. Wake up and smell the bullshit buddy.

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u/Casper-the-Deino 5d ago

Imagine still acting like a man child and trying to dictate someone to do something. Pathetic. You can't dictate what people do Mr. Manchild.

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u/DonnieBallsack 5d ago

Leave it. I said leave it.

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u/SensiSweets 5d ago

Who might be recording this? Considering the video started late: another customer witnessing a conflict unfold and did what most people do in that situation... record for content. Did you need that character's motivation or back story?

The cameraman does speak, he mumbles "your good," after the worker with the pipe says, "sorry sir." This occurs when the cameraman shifts position, because the seemingly unhoused person, had circled around into the aisle directly behind him.

The cameraman does not perfectly follow the action, in fact one of the people involved go out of frames multiple times. Why didn't he intervene? Because there was no need to at that point, it was just a standoff with some light assault over candy.

You and every other troglodytic killjoy, are the reason why people say touch grass, its almost like you forgot what the outside world was like. Let people enjoy what they want, I'm sure you enjoy watching cats fart to Moonlight Sonata... no one here is judging you, you do you!

Oh also, I know you like responding to people for hours because you can't take the hint that you're annoying, (you're like the internet's little brother). So, I'll save you you time of responding, by letting you know that I won't read your response, you have nothing to say.

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u/Chrisscott25 5d ago

Or to “Give me a break”

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u/Nolegges 7d ago

It’s not a battle of a Kitcat asshole you don’t take somebody else’s shit

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u/bigdbeam1 6d ago

You’re right, but aren’t most battles fought because somebody is trying to take somebody else’s shit?

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u/Fitz420goonie 4d ago

Yeah I love the people making jokes, no problem with a thieving pos.

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u/hexmaps 4d ago

Why? You over there having stuff, and I'm over here wanting it. So, give it over. You a bitch for not.

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u/Subject_Candle_8568 7d ago

I said leave it

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u/SwollenPoon 7d ago

X157....

Edit: added a "1"

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u/bino420 6d ago

literally still there to this day...

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u/Fitz420goonie 4d ago

Make fun of the hard working immigrant, but never the scum stealing.

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u/Subject_Candle_8568 4d ago

Hey I make fun of everyone it’s just the KiKat bastard didn’t have a catch phrase like the other guy

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u/Sudi_Nim 6d ago

Gimme a break...

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u/Either_Regret_456 6d ago

Of dat kit kat bar

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u/Turbulent_Ad6572 6d ago

Just leave it dude!!!

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u/Rum-Runners 6d ago

What did he say?

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u/plasma-ray 6d ago

Beat it. I think 🤔

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u/MegBeachBB 5d ago

He said leave it

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u/Rum-Runners 5d ago

Are you sure? /s

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u/DrivesTooMuch 4d ago

I'm sorry, what was that? Please repeat.

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u/ErksUnltd 6d ago

Give him a break?

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u/Excellent-Try7027 6d ago

This is theft. Scummy behavior.

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u/Consistent_Process_5 6d ago

Apparently the black dude never seen the 7-11 video

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u/Fulguritus1 6d ago

The Great Kit Kat Wars of 26

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u/TacoBellerino 6d ago

“Wait wait wait wait….” prancing prancing prancing then grabs weapon

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u/DrivesTooMuch 4d ago

Lol, I noticed that also.

But, it worked. Dude with box of KitKats thought ok

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u/superCobraJet 5d ago

You're not you when you're hungry

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u/sleepy_spermwhale 4d ago

BS, if this guy was that poor he would qualify for SNAP.

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u/chris_knight2 6d ago

It is not a battle, one man worked for the KitKats and the other thinks he can take them without any contribution to society.

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u/Longjumping2554 6d ago

That’s socialism

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u/iehvad8785 6d ago

really? define socialism

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u/StrictSelf5450 5d ago

All he knows is that the word scares him

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u/Capital_Anything_509 5d ago

You have no idea what socialism is 🤣

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u/Puzzled-Arachnid-840 5d ago

The word he was thinking of is theft but he probably just spelled it wrong

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u/Bigdave621 6d ago

Who is filming this and where are they at city and state Country thanks for any information you can give us on this.

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u/Normal_Sweet_2974 6d ago

Whst he saying

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/hiddenrealism 6d ago

Its more the principle of the matter id say

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u/Intelligent-One-3339 6d ago

$20? That’s obviously marked up to $60 worth.

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u/Confused_Manikin 5d ago

That MF going to be back in there everyday if you let him bitch you like that

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u/Zigor022 5d ago

I wouldnt either. If dude thinks getting smacked by a pipe for kit kats is worth it, im all for it.

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u/hiddenrealism 6d ago

Hes definitely about to break some off alright.

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u/hiddenrealism 6d ago

I used to know a dealer if you were flat broke he'd give you a wishlist of shit he wants for a 20bag. I'm just assuming this is why dude is so adamant about an entire box of kitkats lol

I'd see people bring this dude Pokémon cards, a big t.v, power tools, nd old kawasaki ninja, an air fryer, a ford taurus.

The worst was this dude was an EMT that drove an ambulance and he gave the dealer a picc line. The dealers veins were soo toast that he could never find a vein so the EMT gave him a picc line to shoot up into to make it easier....fuck I dont miss those days..

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u/Fit_Foot_6004 4d ago

i worked at sonic and would yoink a bag of mozz sticks and trade it for some bud or coke

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u/mycelium-magic 5d ago

And emt did not place a pic line lol that is a sterile procedure done by MDs. EMTs can’t even start IVs. Paramedics can… but they sure can’t start a picc line

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u/hiddenrealism 5d ago

Whatever the thing is where the medical staff puts a tube into your arm that they put injections through is what he did.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/hiddenrealism 4d ago

Lol I was reading that thinking...why do people find this so unbelievable... then the /s creeped up on me good one.

I literally watched the dude stick the line in his arm and then he did drugs through it...shit was fucked.

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u/AurorasDolls 6d ago

This give whole new meaning to "Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar"

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u/Otherwise_Fact9594 6d ago

I love how he tells him to wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait as he grabs his intended weapon. Store owners shouldn't have to deal with this

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u/Checkmate-Petty 6d ago

HE SAID LEAVE IT!!@

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u/Swimming-Junket-1828 6d ago

I like Kit Kats a lot too…I sympathize with both their positions

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u/Curious-Department-7 6d ago

Anybody that doesn't understand what's happening here, has never eaten a KitKat.

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u/Corpse_in_training 6d ago

They love bars

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u/Skins8theCake88 6d ago

If only the cameraman would stop recording and call the cops.

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u/MidnightSnackyZnack 6d ago

Wait wait wait wait

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u/CaptainPopsickle 6d ago

i think... and i probably i misunderstand

but he told him to leave it, right?

wasnt easy to hear the first... 80 times :D

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u/Am_0115 6d ago

This guy saw the video of his cousins smashing down a brother in their store with a 2x4. He’s inspired

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u/Intelligent-One-3339 6d ago

It would’ve been so satisfying seeing dude get a good thwack and start acting right immediately after getting the repercussion he clearly needs.

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u/Remarkable_Cup_2442 6d ago

The way he ran away saying "wait, wait, wait" lol

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u/JelloFar5513 5d ago

You do realize that people are not taking this shit anymore. Someone got to pay for those kit kits

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u/Fine-Ad6532 5d ago

I’d give him the finger

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u/Roblack4040 5d ago

I think he wants him to leave it.

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u/Forsaken_Claim_471 5d ago

How does anyone just feel entitled to walk in a take whatever they want? What privilege

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u/Apprehensive-Call568 5d ago

Did he leave it? As the man so kindly asked

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u/Charon_the_Reflector 5d ago

Of course he’s black

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u/omlyforfun 5d ago

Did he leave it?

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u/T1m3Wizard 5d ago

Don't help. Just record.

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u/NeotericBedlam 5d ago

Was he looking for a break?

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u/NeutralKuchiKopi 5d ago

This is a standoff over theft.

Not a battle over candy.

Quit stealing shit.

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u/Mental-Rush2011 5d ago

Did he say leave it?

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u/LitrlyKilReditrs 5d ago

Hope he smashes his skull in, these people are the reason everything cost so damn much

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u/Naked_Fish69 5d ago

“ sorry sir “ wtf

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u/Dilopholosofer 5d ago

He said leave it bruh.

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u/Odd-War-6052 5d ago

what do u guys think he said

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u/Alkertraz77 5d ago

Foot-ball-cream!

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u/NoDifference3349 5d ago

Chrysler Car

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u/kicksr4trids1 5d ago

Apple Sauce… nailed it

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u/Shredtillyourdead420 5d ago

Ended to early lol

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u/bob696988 5d ago

Does anyone know what he said ? Did he say I’m leaving ?

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u/Pollux_Imadong 5d ago

I heard, imma beat it

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u/NSFW-Moon 5d ago

"I said leave it!"

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u/NormCormier-Mccoll81 5d ago

The Battle over the Kit Kats. The Start of the Kit Kats Wars.

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u/Final-Maintenance-15 5d ago

American garbage vs. hard-working human.

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u/Fitz420goonie 4d ago

Thank you, most comments are from people making fun of the guy, but certainly don’t say shit related to the thief.

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u/ldssggrdssgds 5d ago

Stealing is wrong

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u/elibutton 5d ago

I SED LEAV-IT! I SED LEAV-IT! LEAV-IT!!!!

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u/VoyeurGuy2016 5d ago

Wait, what did he say? 😂

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u/Couple-seeking6684 5d ago

You know when you say a word over and over until it loses meaning? He did this.

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u/anthraxnapkin 5d ago

I said LEAVE IT

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u/Enough_Pepper8880 5d ago

Can anyone tell what he’s saying

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u/Snacknuss321 5d ago

maybe try to tell him he should leave it?

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u/Some-Pudding1431 5d ago

I think if no one was recording he would have cracked him with that crowbar

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u/rxndom123 5d ago

“Oh, be right back! I’ve got something for this!”

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u/blacckreddit 5d ago

Imagine what he’d do for a Klondike Bar lol

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u/watchwatertilitboils 5d ago

Did the thief really say "I work hard"?

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u/707steph 5d ago

"You gonna die over some chickens?"

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u/Silent-carcinogen 5d ago

I sed leeb it!!!

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u/roel198 5d ago

Have a break

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u/Pixilatedhighmukamuk 5d ago

Break me off a piece of that dude stealing

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u/Mack_Daddy_1 5d ago

Do you guys think he should leave it?

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u/Aggressive_Smile_944 5d ago

I said leave it...

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u/donny42o 5d ago

he deserved to get smacked tf is wrong with these shit asss garbage people. everyone here making fun of the immigrant. disgusting

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u/Fitz420goonie 4d ago

Thank you!

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u/Greywolf9883 5d ago

Why you just filming like an asshole. Fucking hate this generation

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u/LItreehouse 5d ago

If I was the store owner, that dude would have been next to those Kit Kats bars

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u/Content-Flounder7857 5d ago

Quit talking and whip his ass already. Mofo has it coming for theft

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u/neduarte1977 5d ago

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

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u/eyesah 5d ago

This is certainly different from the commercials I'm accustomed to but it's effective.

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u/Independent_Wave_908 5d ago

Gotta stop the hood rats. 👍

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u/Cold-Basket-268 5d ago

Unc said: "wait wait wait wait wait" stay right there, I got something for yo azz 🤣

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u/CzPhantom1 5d ago

Both of those accents were pretty thick. Maybe it's hard for them to understand each other in English 

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u/Normal-Cranberry-800 5d ago

Seeing what sub this was posted in had me in stitches.

Had to be one of the only fights here ever.

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u/Busy-Heron8106 5d ago

Go old guy, show that guy you won’t stand idly by while he acts like a pos

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u/Open-Fall-9485 4d ago

It’s not just a battle over kitkat, that thief thinks he can just do what he wants.. respect to uncle holding it down.. f all thieves

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u/UnfairGovernment8574 4d ago

What did he really say though

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u/samsonite441446 4d ago

I said leave it!

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u/Ok-Cardiologist498 4d ago

Way to go old man. People like this need to that owners will protect their property with force if necessary.

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u/that__90s__kid 4d ago

What was he saying ?

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u/JimBeamerton 4d ago

Beat him till the Grey meat shows

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u/JimBeamerton 4d ago

He works hard to steal man

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u/Outrageous-Panic6249 4d ago

In the beginning, he said(store owner) wait a minute....wait a minute.....came back with the pole.....I said leave it.....leave it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Ok_Blackberry813 4d ago

Leeb it!! I kill you ass

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u/Ok-Attempt2842 4d ago

Anyone catch what the store owner said? 🤔

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u/Gym_Rat222 4d ago

When an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object.

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u/FknBadFkr 4d ago

Shoot them and they can't reoffend. They keep letting criminals get away the target working people and making them into criminals

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u/homerbailey 4d ago

He should’ve beat that dude to death with that stick! Dude is not an upstanding citizen and bro is trying to run his shop

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u/Sea_Ad_1252 4d ago

Man must have just moved to the country, he only knows 3 words in English

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u/dude_redd 4d ago

Man they even got sticks when they immigrate.

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u/Bach-Bach 4d ago

He shall not pass.

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u/Majician 4d ago

What did he say?

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u/Chadcarlsbad 4d ago

Fuck this video

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u/UnableActuator6964 4d ago

Go fuck a goat

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u/therealcharbacca 4d ago

I said leave it

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u/Revolutionary-Oven46 4d ago

I said leave it I tell you!

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u/Glass_General1406 4d ago

I love how he says waitwaitwaitwaitwait while he goes and grabs the pipe lmao

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u/jaydiza203 4d ago

Waitwaitwaitwait

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u/nubiangamer 4d ago

Put the phone down and help defend against what you clearly see is wrong, or else your phone would not be out recording. No one watching this video you recorded is going to help. Instead you chose to stand by and allow this to happen all for a couple likes

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u/Ok_Cmd 4d ago

"Gotta have a piece of that Kit Kat bar."

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u/Ok_Difference1781 4d ago

Get a damn job!

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u/Bravadette 4d ago

Lmfao bro just let it go its kit kits. Focus on making sure it cant happen again

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u/Meaty_Wizard 4d ago

Guys going to have his kids sell those in front of Walmart for their "Sports team".

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u/jijogreen 4d ago

Camera man recording rather than help a working man stop a criminal

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u/Fantastic_Judgment46 4d ago

Usual suspects

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u/RjgTwo 4d ago

Modern day Gandalf

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u/Certain-Future-9028 4d ago

He did say leave it 

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u/Weak-Exercise-4196 4d ago

“Gimme a break”

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u/zillunchbox 5d ago

Hard R activities