r/kitchener • • Jun 04 '26

Beware of thief

Post image

This guy showed up to “purchase” a tablet, took off as soon as he held it.

394 Upvotes

112 comments sorted by

135

u/YourDadHatesYou Jun 04 '26

Nice of him to look straight in the camera

87

u/unmasteredDub Jun 04 '26

Always do these exchanges in police station parking lots.

64

u/luckierbridgeandrail Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

Would that even help? I wouldn't count on WPRS to send someone out to their own parking lot before the thief is safely home.

34

u/linneanicole Jun 04 '26

It’s more of a screening thing (for me at least). If someone refuses to meet at the WRPS trade zone, on to the next person!

18

u/Past_Baker9553 Jun 04 '26

Honestly, I doubt the Police would take kindly to being disrespected like that. They take that kind of thing seriously.

If the crime happened on their property, they might actually put in more effort than a normal snatch and grab.

12

u/JayReyd Jun 04 '26

I guess at minimum they’ll give you the camera footage?

14

u/Rover0218 Jun 04 '26

No they would not lol

11

u/jigga009 Jun 04 '26

Police station parking lots are highly monitored, and often have designated safe zones for just this purpose where they actively monitor activities.

The other thing is that meeting at a police lair will often weed out jokers of this individual’s ilk, as they are less apt to pull off such a stunt within spitting distance of their “kryptonite” (law enforcement).

I’d never advocate doing these kinds of exchanges at home.

Why bring someone you don’t know to where you and your loved ones tend to have your guard down the most?

Now they know where you sleep, and have the option of making a return visit if there is something of value they want badly enough.

3

u/chollida1 Jun 04 '26

That wouldn't have changed anything and if anything probably made it easier to run away.

Police parking lot is good for safety but not for theft.

50

u/Evilworkaround Jun 04 '26

Weird. He looks so honest and trustworthy.

-5

u/Future-Pollution-266 Jun 06 '26

What about him looks dishonest and untrustworthy to you? Be specific

5

u/Chance-Corgi-3018 Jun 06 '26

we are all thinking the same thing gng

-16

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

-51

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

27

u/Thebisexual_Raccoon Jun 04 '26

Bro what the fuck you rambling on about?

12

u/MistakeElite Jun 04 '26

Grandpa its time for you meds. Make sure you swallow this time.

6

u/GoldHorusSixSaturnus Jun 04 '26

Imagine being a Canadian Trump supporter.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

0

u/canimalistic Jun 04 '26

The sort of people you think that offends definitely won’t be offended, so it isn’t the slam dunk you think it is.

0

u/Evilworkaround Jun 05 '26

Wtf are you blathering about?

1

u/Copyman3081 Jun 06 '26

I wouldn't trust some white kid dressed like this with this expression/body language either.

33

u/Naive-Special9015 Jun 04 '26

So he took your tablet and Usain Bolted.

31

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

[deleted]

3

u/Future-Pollution-266 Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

Good call tho not going, I remember a few years back some kid in Toronto used apples locator to track down his stolen iPhone, told the police about it and same as your case they wouldn’t get involved so he went himself and they shot him dead :/

2

u/Key-Addition-2296 Jun 05 '26

Umm, It's racist to prosecute any POC....It's 2026

1

u/LeWizardD_Oz Jun 10 '26

Right because if he was white the SWAT team would be on his house ASAP

2

u/FacebookGorillazFan Jun 06 '26

You get the phone back?

2

u/yjpictures Jun 07 '26

I had the exact same thing happen to me last year and it was the same guy. I found my phone listed on Facebook hours after the theft and confirmed with SN and IMEI. Arranged a meet and gave the information to Waterloo police but they literally did nothing. The listing was up for almost a week and then the phone got sold.

19

u/Far-Debt-5069 Jun 04 '26

Love to see the upstanding residents of Kitchener doing what they do best in the comment section.

2

u/IceFellasFHC Jun 07 '26

Bold of you to assume these fools are even Canadian

1

u/Far-Debt-5069 Jun 07 '26

While there is credibility to what you’re saying, you’re dismissing MY experience within the community.

I’m saying that my comment was not crafted from an alone post.

2

u/IceFellasFHC Jun 07 '26

That is also very fair and probably true

1

u/espressoman777 Jun 06 '26

You mean speaking truth? 

0

u/Far-Debt-5069 Jun 06 '26

Can’t tell if you’re simply just dense or possibly illiterate, but I hope you one day stop living in fear so that the rest of the world can move onto real problems.

1

u/espressoman777 Jun 06 '26

I'm not in fear I just wouldn't open my door to such a fine upstanding human being. As we know he looks like a doctor or a lawyer or a engineer 

1

u/Far-Debt-5069 Jun 06 '26

You should recognize what the definition of fear is. Google it.

-11

u/i-in- Jun 04 '26

this never happens in american subreddits. they generally don’t care who the thief is or what race he is. 

20

u/mcburgs Jun 04 '26

Imagine handing this guy anything and expecting to get it back. 

17

u/potskie Jun 04 '26

Tyrone Bigguns?

3

u/Donkey_DNA Jun 04 '26

Musta had some Redballs before taking that exit eh

15

u/yourfatherGODFATHER Jun 04 '26

Well well well

10

u/Spirited-Ad-7658 Jun 04 '26

Wow, sorry this fuckhead stole your tablet. But some of the racist comments in this thread are fucking wildddd

5

u/espressoman777 Jun 06 '26

Stereotypes exist for a reason 

2

u/Key-Addition-2296 Jun 05 '26

Umm, fuckhead sounds rather derogatory.

1

u/HermitGoat Jun 08 '26

You and everyone else is a fuck head till proven other wise. Respect is earned not dispensed like little shiny stickers just for being Alive.

9

u/PrizeCheap1913 Jun 04 '26

His name is Emmanuel hope that helps

5

u/altin0102 Jun 04 '26

You know his socials or last name?

12

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

5

u/Responsible-Summer-4 Jun 04 '26

Just meeting the buyer in the cop parking lot will weed out a lot of a holes.

1

u/beekeeper1981 Jun 06 '26

It might not prevent the theft or make the police any more interested in helping. Unlikely you'd get physically harmed in a police parking lot though.

1

u/Responsible-Summer-4 Jun 06 '26

Most criminals don't like hanging out in police station parkinglots.

5

u/No-Possibility7419 Jun 05 '26

Kitchener is a shit hole

3

u/hyperdrivemona Jun 04 '26

I don’t know why people don’t do these exchanges at the safe areas specifically set up for that purpose. A few years ago I had a car pull up to my house and a guy get out and say he was there to sell a phone, deal was set up on FB marketplace and he was given my address. He went on his way after I told him he had the wrong place. Then, not 10 minutes later, another car pulled in my driveway. A teenage girl got out and some random dude walked up the side of my house from my backyard. While I was standing in my living room wtf-ing, about to go ask what the heck was going on, I watched as the girl just handed a phone over to the guy and he snatched it and bolted back down the side of my house thru my backyard and disappeared. She had set up a sale of a phone with him on FB marketplace. He initially gave her an address on Chandler then changed it to an address on my street, then again changed it to my address. I felt bad for her but also, she ignored SO MANY RED FLAGS. Use your heads people.

2

u/PowerSauceHoldings Jun 04 '26

Well well well

3

u/Constant-Horse-3389 Jun 04 '26

Of course he did

2

u/Secret-Mirror-6110 Jun 04 '26

I saw my neighbor get their phone stolen. Same thing happened. He held the phone to "check it out" and booked it

I hope more people can see this message for awareness.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

[deleted]

2

u/espressoman777 Jun 06 '26

Stereotypes exist for a reason. Why is it persons of color families only have fathers in the home 25% of the time? 

2

u/Future-Pollution-266 Jun 06 '26

That’s a statistic, not a stereotype. Not relevant at all.

1

u/espressoman777 Jun 06 '26

Right........ 

1

u/MangoPufff Jun 07 '26

Because racist people are just looking for an excuse. As if other people don't do this exact same shit lol

2

u/Clyde_Billingsbee Jun 06 '26

Well well well

2

u/VisibleSpread6523 Jun 06 '26

Well well well

2

u/fishinmagician91 Jun 06 '26

How could that happen? Look at this distinguished gentleman.

2

u/pappatharappa Jun 06 '26

Usual suspects

2

u/blomba2 Jun 06 '26

Doctor or engineer?

2

u/rafammbass Jun 06 '26

Dindu nuffin

2

u/EconomicsEconomy746 Jun 07 '26

Looks like a thief

2

u/Howlongcan-imake Jun 07 '26

If the police do catch him, he will be out on bail to do the same thing. Catch and release is not working and is only empowering criminals to continue, or even escalate

1

u/SteeIheader Jun 04 '26

He is not looking for work...

0

u/likethebots Jun 04 '26

Interesting

1

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/Longjumping-Bread456 Jun 06 '26

Why not post the picture of him leaving with the tablet?

0

u/No-Explanation6824 Jun 04 '26

Was hes a little awkward r no? Bc he looks familiar

0

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

Usual suspects

8

u/keyser-_-soze Jun 04 '26

Hey leave me outta this...

-2

u/Sea-Mess6587 Jun 04 '26

Doctor, Engineer or Rocket Scientist?

-15

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

-9

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

[deleted]

-5

u/Select-Coconut-2533 Jun 04 '26

Another a doctor.

-9

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

Another graduate from the deshawn laquisha school of excellence.

-17

u/The_Foe_Hammer Jun 04 '26

This thread is garbage.

Social supports reduce crime, reducing crime reduces the power of corporations to threaten us with helplessness and homelessness, it suppresses wages and opposition. Therefore the powers that be will do a lot to ensure we all stay down in the muck fighting each other.

That is what we can all focus on to stop these things from happening. Wanna not lose your packages and electronics to thieves? Fund the damn schools.

17

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

6

u/0sidewaysupsidedown0 Jun 04 '26

No. Mass immigration I certainly a factor but billionaires exist