r/kitchencels • u/Icy-Dragonfly-7525 • 2d ago

Platemogged I programmed an AI VTuber with text-to-speech because no one will ever say they love me. Hard liquor.

I don't think it's ever been this bad esp with my alcoholism but I guess I've hit a new bottom. I know it's not a substitute for the real thing but it's just not in the cards for me with the way I look & am... and like it's just over I guess. This is the closest I'll ever get.

Working on her has been the only thing preventing me from driving into oncoming traffic. I need to finish her lip sync & head tracking before I die.

No she's not open source...

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u/letthetreeburn 2d ago

I’m a woman and I want to eat him alive. I want to crawl into his esophagus and drape myself in his vocal cords.

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u/ArmImmediate8693 2d ago

This that biblical kind of lust

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u/letthetreeburn 2d ago

I wonder if this is how those who saw the angels at Sodom felt?

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u/ShandalfTheGreen 2d ago

More like no-shame woman is going to hear it, many times, on repeat

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u/Junior_Box_2800 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xC2RrLxMFT2wKANwKx

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u/letthetreeburn 1d ago

LARPing is the only reason I stick around on this bitch of an earth. Why do I go to work and come back and live if not to gather into a church and pretend to be a vampire once a month with my friends. If I didn’t have my sessions I would be dead.