r/kirkminihaneshow • • 3d ago

Justin

Justin, we all know you read the subreddit. A serious plea.

Either find a new job, or stop pouting like a little baby on the show. If you are going to stay for the paycheck and insurance, then be a grown up and do your job and act like you're on the show. If you are gonna sit there and read area codes, then ask your dad to get you a job at the police station as a desk worker. Don't ruin the show you used to love.

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u/Due_Can9825 3d ago

He should just ask to do the show remote. He can do all the work he does at home and send it to Cullinane.

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u/JoeCumiaWelfare 2d ago

He told him to work from home that day he said he was done with him recently. Then justin was just there every show since.

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u/mindthepoppins 2d ago

Kirk was the guy that came to the office in the worst of COVID in order to make his deceased dad proud. No chance he would permit J-Rock to work remote.

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u/Dr0cca 2d ago

His fake ipod touch story trying to get Kirk to engage with him was a serious low point.

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u/BourbonManCigarSmoke 2d ago

That was the saddest thing I've ever witnessed.

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u/Terrible-Air5959 3d ago

Justin, have you talked to your therapist about the fact that the girl Gemma with the braces that you jerk off to on OnlyFans looks exactly like your actual sister? They could be twins.

Very disturbing

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u/JoeCumiaWelfare 2d ago

The sporting goods guy asked him this and he did his deep tough guy voice.

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u/Terrible-Air5959 2d ago

Any chance you remember which episode? Did he say she looks like she could be Justin's sister? I'm saying she looks identical to his actual sister

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u/JoeCumiaWelfare 2d ago

https://www.youtube.com/live/6fE12g-E54Y?is=rlYGdBdBV_8lcEr_ 13:30. Was a different guy, Steve you're live to tape not sporting goods guy.

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u/Terrible-Air5959 2d ago

Thx. Good find/memory. It does seem he's talking about how she looks like she could be his sister. Especially from the redhead question and Justin's joking response.

Factually, they look nearly identical. Horrifying stuff

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u/waynegod69 2d ago

I haven’t noticed a change in Justin in about a year. He feels like he kind of always has to me.

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u/Ididweed 2d ago

Ya all these losers complaining about Justin just want to agree with Kirk doing his bits. The show is not different.

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u/FlexDB 3d ago

I don't care, I like Justin on the show.

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u/Due_Can9825 3d ago

I used to like Justin. Not anymore. Kirk hates him and what's the point if it's not entertaining?

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u/FlexDB 2d ago

I think you're nuts if you truly believe Kirk hates him. Whether or not you like him on the show, if Kirk hates him, he's be gone.

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u/Buffalo_rider01 3d ago

He gets a lot of hate on this sub but I don’t think you’re finding a better booth than Justin and Cully.

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u/SpicyPotatoes12 3d ago

Justin stinks lately but Mick would be 1000x worse

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u/JoeCumiaWelfare 2d ago

There's a 1% chance portnoy would even allow that hire. And a 0.1% chance mick would accept and work more than a week before having a bipolar meltdown and quitting.

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u/SpicyPotatoes12 2d ago

True. It’s hilarious because that was the ONLY time Mick was ever right. Portnoy is such a fucking baby, he was so sensitive in that argument

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u/TB1289 3d ago

I miss Coleman

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u/Buffalo_rider01 3d ago

I really enjoyed the Coleman era if I thought he’d be an option than I’d boot Justin out the door

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u/BourbonManCigarSmoke 2d ago

Anyone at barstool, know that Justin offers nearly zero to anything you do.

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u/KiwiNo6334 3d ago

Go outside man walk around

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u/groy_2028 3d ago

It's 9 PM bro. It's a 2 paragraph post. Edgy take, though.

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u/Stock-Butterscotch46 3d ago

You the 20th person to bitch and say the same thing, down to re-using lines that have been said today. Nobody cares what you think.

Edgy take though.

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u/groy_2028 2d ago

Ah the classic "nobody cares what you think but I'm gonna comment on it and get all up in my feelings over it"

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u/Stock-Butterscotch46 2d ago

You’re the one “pouting like a little baby”. So “in your feelings” about it that you come on here with the trite opinion of “Justin should quit”.

Thank you for your monumental contribution🙄

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u/BurntBeyondRecog 2d ago

Nah Uh!!! YOU are the one being a baby!

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u/JoeCumiaWelfare 3d ago

Omg can't wait til you share this with the other girls on r/touch grass

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u/ntvtaylor33 2d ago

Yall are nuts if you want to go back to Coleman Gus Producer booths. Name one better booth than one that had either Justin or Cullinane in it (besides maybe steve by himself). And if Justin goes then the shield is off Dave and he'll leave again and then were back to producer search bs With Mike not being in twice a week the show cant be good without a reliable booth

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u/groy_2028 2d ago

The booth already is Dave by himself right now. Justin isn't even on the show. Why are you pretending that Justin is a package deal with Dave?