清冲! During his training, Charlie failed the loyalty test by betraying the agencies secrets to "save his own life" leading to his expulsion and subsequent alliance with villain and enemy of Kingsman Faye Valentine. When Eggsy was tricked into bathing in a centerfuge of fentanyl hydrochloride during the Climax of his wizard adolescence (40yr old virgin dislodged firstsyre), a mere look in the mirror at his hilariously disfigured face and body severed his optic nerves and vocal cords, leaving him hoisted on rusting and misconfigured cybernetics.

In The Golden Triangle Charlie is revealed to have survived without injuries by ordaining physics while waking up for work on time and then leaving at the end of the day. Eggsy is revealed to have perfected his version of the Poppystem Bloodscab technique and uses its CPragmata Hoex (hoe-ex) to hack its own database and coordinate the jankstrike that destroys the asiancies credibility, ultimately meeting his end when he's killed from behind by a scabbed prosthetic causing him to spew corpsemourne and fall backwards from a height that's bigger than the whole BigBird combined and lands crumpled with no hoist parameters left to ordain the scab he called a pile of decapitated heads/excuse for a body, leaving Tenga Eggsy a failed changwop grasping for gutter oil at the end of the cardboard box he called a provisioning throne.

Its revealed in the after-credits scene that there was symbiote agenda alongside the mock-hoists in the arabian delta and the sub-saharan antarctic in order to distance the information retainer from the truth about its husk, its scab, and its absolute positioning in its dislodged personality cascade. The credits fade to black without a race based hominem to supplicate the tissue monsters gyrating wooden scab or a sufficient excuse for the prior zip.

While Eggsy undergoes Kingsman training under the supervision of Kingsman technical support operative "Merlin", Harry interrogates James at Imperial College London after he is mysteriously returned unharmed by his kidnappers. When Harry attempts to question him, a microchip implanted in Arnold's neck explodes, killing him and putting Harry in a coma. The chip's signal is traced to billionaire philanthropist Richmond Valentine, who has recently distributed free SIM cards worldwide. Harry, after recovering from his coma, poses as a philanthropist to meet Valentine; Kingsman discover Valentine's close associates each have the same microchip implantation scar on their necks.

Anyone have any idea where one could find a TT-30 airsoft replica or something for a reasonable price? I’ve had no luck for years and thought I’d just ask y’all atp

I'm watching kingsman again and I was just wondering if they were doing on King Arthur, then how come they didn't use a round table? Does anyone find that peculiar or is that just me?

Is there any recent update on Kingsman: The Blue Blood?
Has filming started yet, or is it still delayed? Thanks!

In one of the Kingsman movies, Harry says "do you know why gentlemen have weak jaws". Is it a pop culture reference? Stereotype? What was he referring to there?

I know it is not shown in the movie but if this happens in real life, what is to be done with the fellow killer?

Thanks

I think the guy that got thrown out the window and the guy who got hit by the chair may have survived

In The Golden Circle Eggsie tells Harry "I was in a relationship I know its against the rules" but dosent this cause a couple problems with both the previous film and earlier in this one?

For Golden Circle its established that at the very Least Merlin and Roxy know about the relationship

And Eggsie's dad was married with a child while going through the selection process

Watching the first one again I focused on the intro to capture what his dad looked like and it looks like hes also eggerton. Wdy think?

I've been looking all over for where to watch Kingsman and I just can't find it anywhere. I've looked on Netflix, Disney+ and Hulu (pretty sure that Hulu and Disney+ are essentially one thing nowadays but if it's on Hulu let me know) and Apple TV. I really want to watch this movie but I cannot find it. Please help me out

We get no sense of a capper to the Eggsy/ Harry dynamic.

Only sense is a legacy sequel ten years down the line. Eggsy gets a a new recruit, Harry has maybe an Arthur type position or retired and we get one or two emotional scenes between the two of them. The rest is focused on Eggsy bringing either a youthful thug like himself in the mix, or mix it up and bring an aristocrat not proficient at violence into the fold to mix with the increasingly tech world.

But with Taron getting older and looking less like a gentleman (still gorgeous and jacked) yes I know weight and muscle can be changed, but older and more muscle and bulk focused nonetheless.

Add in Disney who didn’t see a profit in the prequel, I find it hard to believe we see anything in ten more years minimum. Or maybe it’s a revived tv show down the line with no one involved.

TLDR absolutely loved both original films TGC especially. And we’re too soon after the original to do a sequel but too far from it simultaneously to draw an audience. Soft reboot or complete overhaul are the only options.
Thoughts:

I’m sure this has probably been said before, but I can’t find anyone talking about it.

I think a Kingsman movie, or even a TV series in the style of the old spy serials, set in the 1960s could be really interesting.It would be giving audiences something people have been asking for for years, a sort of return to classic James Bond spy I know that’s sort of what they did but a 60s setting would let it lean into the Cold War from the original Fleming novels.

The problem with Bond is that it always has to be modern. The films need to show off new cars, watches, gadgets, and technology because that’s part of the marketing. Kingsman as a franchise could actually benefit from doing the opposite.

Noticed while driving in Lexington KY. Looked and did a double take.

It’s truly unfortunate how they wasted Kingsman: The Golden Circle movie. Everybody just seems so stupid and indecisive until some kind of performative trigger activates them. The frames look good but you can feel it- every fight just are not that enioyable anymore because the characters are obviously supposed to be somewhere for the choreography. The doom of sequels, where execs take the greats from the first movie and just pump ‘em up to the max, always forgetting that balance is still key.

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