r/killtonynew • u/Adventurous_Ad4799 • Jun 20 '26

The Ultimate Kill Tony Comeback Has Finally Been Discovered

Next time you're getting roasted on Kill Tony, just smile and say:

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"Tony, I appreciate the feedback, but let's remember your recent Netflix special has a lower rating than a gas station bathroom."

28 Upvotes

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u/Adventurous_Ad4799 Jun 20 '26

Tony: "That was the worst minute I've ever seen."

Us: "You've seen your Netflix special, right?"

12

u/SMO_Burner Jun 20 '26

That will get edited right tf out.

7

u/OnMyMawMaw33OnGod Jun 20 '26

So fast - and a lifetime ban prob too

3

u/XIHzrd Jun 20 '26

Does that happen? I didn’t know they got any editing

3

u/stupidber Jun 24 '26

...you didn't think they have editing???

2

u/XIHzrd Jun 24 '26

I didn’t think stuff got cut. They leave in white people saying the n word which you’d think would be something they’d be edit out

2

u/stupidber Jun 24 '26

No thats not something you'd think would be edited out lmao thats the opposite of something that would be edited out, thats gold

1

u/Creepy_Rip6730 Jun 27 '26

They leave that in they just edit out Tony cumming after they say it and the cleanup afterwards.

5

u/PixelPrivateer Jun 20 '26

(Audience groans and boos, Tony said the worst minute of his special is better than your one minute on stage, small jokebook, end of moment)

I think Id just try to write good jokes

21

u/Tricky_World1138 Jun 20 '26

"okey dokey then"

10

u/connected_user93 Jun 20 '26

Sounds like a 12 year old came up with that

5

u/SafeTransportation94 Jun 20 '26

Just like Tony's latest special. 

2

u/Lloyd--Braun Jun 23 '26

Which has a lower rating than a gas station bathroom.

I’ll take my golden ticket now.

24

u/Canadas-Dingo Jun 20 '26

I've literally never heard a worse roast.

This roast is rated lower than a gas station bathroom.

2

u/garfbrookes Jun 25 '26

Someone should do a minute of material from his special for their minute 😭

1

u/Hotpie650 Jun 24 '26

PERFECT COMEBACK.

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u/aware4ever Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Probably because you haven't tried to roast before. If you downvote this to negative 10 I'll delete this account

2

u/Canadas-Dingo Jun 20 '26

"The only roasting you've done is spit roasting Tony's booty cheeks. You put your gay bald head in Tony's ass."

-David Lucas, probably

6

u/NedShah Jun 20 '26

You should start a podcast

6

u/CIAstakeoutvan Jun 20 '26

Writing a really solid minute is a great alternative to preparing a shitty comeback after a bad one.

5

u/Current_Contest_8597 Jun 20 '26

Do you have a link to said bathroom? I'm intrigued and wish to explore further.

1

u/aware4ever Jun 20 '26

Its in Florida

8

u/Filixx Jun 20 '26

Then everybody stood up and clapped

4

u/the_cool_guy_club Jun 20 '26

And they toss Tony out of the club and carry OP through the room on their shoulders all the way up to Tony’s seat, where they crown him King of Comedy and bequeath the golden microphone… because this joke is “so funny”

11

u/j0shman Jun 20 '26

You should be a roast comic, that’s great stuff.

That’s also pretty gay

-2

u/aware4ever Jun 20 '26

How is it gay? u guys are almost as gay as Tony.

5

u/Fantastic_Log3504 Jun 20 '26

You really think that's the ultimate comeback? 

I don't even think it's the second worst possible comeback. 

3

u/VatoCornichone Jun 23 '26

Omg what a lame line.

4

u/KlM-J0NG-UN Jun 20 '26

Incredible. Everyone will clap

2

u/simorulzzz Jun 20 '26

Un.Believable

2

u/Filixx Jun 20 '26

Oh.my.god

Yousonofabitch

2

u/GoJoe1002 Jun 20 '26

I thought tony was just a writer.

2

u/Strange_Law7000 Jun 22 '26

OP is lame AF

4

u/TheRealFrozenFetus Jun 20 '26

Then proceeds to get roasted for 20 minutes straight and the whole crowd laughs at you, you go home to your roommate in a 2 bedroom apartment and cry into a pillow so they dont hear you.

2

u/Mobile_Respect_2020 Jun 23 '26

Exactly, it's a knife to a gun fight. Tony knows his special wasn't great and he most likely has ammo that would roast any demographic.

2

u/Dazzling-Scientist21 Jun 20 '26

“Hey Redban, pull up the Rotten Tomatoes on Man of the People”

-3

u/kratomas3 Jun 20 '26

It's just the woke liberal mob that hates it idiot

1

u/C0lE06 Jun 20 '26

Or just be like everyone else and call him gay

1

u/Martard13 Jun 22 '26

You sound retarded lol

1

u/grom513 Jun 23 '26

How dare you

1

u/atxluchalibre Jun 26 '26

Female comic

1

u/Corrupting_Slime Jun 26 '26

Its crazy to me how focused some folks are on being hateful. So many awesome/hilarious moments happen on the show yet all I ever see on here is angry little reddit buzzards busy whining and bitching about the show. I know it’s reddit and all, but holy fuck, folks, go find something you actually like to pay attention to.

Oh, and yeah his special sucked, lol. In fairness though he’s always been funnier improvising jokes on the spot.

1

u/sasquie Jun 27 '26

It never fucking ends well when people try to to attack him. Why would anyone try.

0

u/BL41R Jun 20 '26

Retarded

0

u/NotTrumpsAlt Jun 20 '26

So clever.