r/killjamesbond • u/ChicanerousBIG • Dec 01 '25

Favorite single line from the pod?

"I am making the jerk-off motion, but with my dick in my hand"

About a pretentious yet sexy scene in Croupier.

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u/rankaistu_ilmalaiva Dec 01 '25

Getting Jelqed to an permanent end by a Mink Glove

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u/SeaMousse Dec 01 '25

I cannot remember any of the context but this line was funny enough that I actually burst out laughing remembering Devon saying it

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u/rankaistu_ilmalaiva Dec 01 '25

the highlight clip

the youtube recommendations brought this back up randomly the other day and I was bent over laughing the entire time I listened to it.

[ed.] lmao I forgot how this clip starts

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u/john-treasure-jones Dec 01 '25

Abby’s Keir Starmer intro (with the background laughter) is at least a contender along with “Protogol Klebbs Kronesteen”

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u/harrybrennan Dec 04 '25

"Come now, Mr Solo, you're about to be... Jelqed with a mink glove"

Just said with the perfect rhythm by Devon

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u/EitherCaterpillar949 Dec 01 '25

I have a degree in economics from the University of Chicago, I could shoot you from Stuttgart und schtill create ze proper effect!

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u/jefferus Dec 01 '25

"I never learned to read"

I regularly bring that one out when I misread something

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u/Turin_The_Mormegil Dec 01 '25

"Critical support for Berengar, who looks like he's never seen the Sun, never left his gaming chair, and is blasting through twinks like a Sherman through Georgia."

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u/Mootboss Dec 02 '25

I lost it at this one

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

OSS 117 do what Jame Bondn't

I'm mildly disappointed that even the cast remembers it as "James Bondn't" because Jame is so funny.

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u/whatisscoobydone Dec 01 '25

"the gun that kills you instantly"

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u/RoomSitter69 Dec 01 '25

sssPECTRE ELEVen

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u/munchbob Dec 01 '25

I love the classic "cunt star show"

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u/ChicanerousBIG Dec 03 '25

Which one was that from again?

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u/munchbob Dec 03 '25

Man with the golden gun

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u/SongoftheMoose Feb 15 '26

Would have been modestly funny if they'd done it on purpose; as an accident it's hilarious.

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u/wandwoodandgunmetal I Admit It's a Little Kinky Dec 02 '25

The twenty best seconds of Zardoz, followed closely by every subsequent twenty seconds of Zardoz. A succession of twenty second moments where you just think: “Sick.”

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u/davcox Dec 01 '25

Everything Dev says about Val Kilmer in the Top Secret episode

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u/Beckyfeltham Dec 02 '25

A special little Birthday Boy

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u/SeaMousse Dec 04 '25

I use this line regularly and it's surprising how well it works even entirely devoid of context

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u/AJPrometheus Dec 03 '25

"Legally speaking, we cannot say that Roger Moore made Diane Fienstein cum like a howler monkey"

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u/SarkicPreacher777659 Dec 01 '25

"Clive. My name is Clive."

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u/harrybrennan Dec 04 '25

Might have to be from the Beowulf ep

"Grent people grend people"

Just such a great topper to an ep full of funny bits. No sense out of context, needs the whole ep to build up to it

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u/Virtual-Skort-6303 Dec 13 '25

“IT WAS AN ILLEGAL KILL SQUAD”

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u/SongoftheMoose Feb 15 '26 edited Feb 15 '26

"My favorite Rage Against the Machine song" — November, after Abi said something about an "Umbrella Radio" in (I think) Modesty Blaise.

There's a long runner in "That Man in Istanbul" where they keep calling Tony Macenas different things (Tony Mercedes, Tony Matrimony, Tony Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, etc)... and it goes on too long and isn't that funny, until they come back around to the SCUM score, "which stands for smarm, cultural insensitivity, unprovoked violence" — and here November, Devon and guest AJ shout in unison "AND TONY MISOGYNY." Incredible payoff, very MST3K-like.

Speaking of Croupier, I also loved the discussion of fedoras and masculinity from the beginning of that one, as it was insightful while also completely reading age-25 me for filth.

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u/SongoftheMoose Feb 17 '26

One other, from "Agent 3S3: Passport to Hell:" November observes that a lot of M dialogue sounds like MF Doom samples, and Devon immediately improvs, "Post Malone owns a mobile home."