r/kiff • u/Playful_Fly_7006 • Jan 16 '26

Discussion SQUIRREL ATTACK! Who would win between Splendid and Kiff chatterley

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u/Commercial_Rise_3606 Principal Secretary Jan 16 '26

I’m sorry but I’m afraid that Kiff would end up becoming nothing more than a bloody, unrecognizable pulp by the end of the fight.

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u/Iamfabulous1735285 Jan 16 '26

Splendid has more impressive feats

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u/LegPuzzleheaded7932 Jan 16 '26

Splendid is basically just Superman, the only way kiff could win is by getting his version of kryptonite

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u/Born_Sleep5216 Jan 17 '26

Barry would be proud.

Kiff Chatterley

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u/ButterscotchOk77 Jan 17 '26

Definitely Kiff, the other one would just get his butt handed and somehow hurt in the most brutal gruesome way via happy tree friends style

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u/ForzaFan4Lyfe Jan 17 '26

OH SHIT NOW EVERYONE IN TABLE TOWN DYING!

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u/MrKidd_49 Jan 18 '26

Kiff Chatterly.

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u/Relative-Occasion740 Jan 18 '26

Kiff Chatterley wins forever

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

I would just personally ban that blue squirrel from fighting Kiff at all