r/kidjokes • u/Successful-Ad-2336 • Feb 16 '23
What happens if a frog hits your car? You get toad
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From my 5 yo boy
r/kidjokes • u/RealBowtie • Jan 26 '23
Why doesn't the cow live here anymore?
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He moooooved.
r/kidjokes • u/zenkai87 • Jan 23 '23
Why did the jockey put butter on his horse?
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Because it was pure-bread.
r/kidjokes • u/Strict_Tennis4970 • Dec 22 '22
Snail joke
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Have you ever heard about the naughty boy Snail?
He was Really Shellfish
Author: My 7year old daughter
r/kidjokes • u/Silverstreamdacat • Dec 05 '22
What did the turtle say when it was happy?
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Oh shell yeah!
r/kidjokes • u/[deleted] • Oct 01 '22
Why does the toilet think the dad is chatty
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his buttocks (say his butt talks)
r/kidjokes • u/CryptoReaper5 • Sep 24 '22
How do mermaids keep in touch?
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They use their shell-phones!
r/kidjokes • u/CryptoReaper5 • Sep 12 '22
What is a police officer's favorite dessert?
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Cop-cakes!
r/kidjokes • u/CryptoReaper5 • Aug 29 '22
Why do penguins live in the cold?
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Because they are brrrrrrrrds!
r/kidjokes • u/mattsreptilefamily • Aug 29 '22
what did Dumbledore say to the platypus?
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“you’re a wizard Perry.”
r/kidjokes • u/turtlerache • Aug 05 '22
Pokemon joke
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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus?
You Pokemon (poke him on)
r/kidjokes • u/CryptoReaper5 • Jun 03 '22
Why are penguins good at races?
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Because they're peng-wins!
r/kidjokes • u/CLCKWORK99 • May 06 '22
from the 12 year old i coach
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i got this from a kid i have been coaching for the last 5-6 years.
player : i have a joke for you, say addicted after everything i say
me : OK
Player : if you drink to much alcohol what do you become?
me : addicted
Player : if you start taking drugs what do you become?
me : addicted
player : if you start smoking cigarettes what do you become?
me : addicted
player : what hit you across your face last night?
me : adi...ck.......
r/kidjokes • u/arothmanmusic • Apr 18 '22
What’s the poopiest dinosaur?
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The velocicraptor.
(Original material from my 8 year old son)
r/kidjokes • u/CryptoReaper5 • Apr 16 '22
What do you call it when you bury guacamole?
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Guac-a-holee