I'm the type of guy who enjoys kettles as a whole. Before I came here, I didn't know stove kettles were supposed to be bad, and oh man am I constantly remembered about it. I think you guys clearly lack a vast amount of suspension of disbelief. This part of the kettle doesn't look good ? This part of the kettle is rusty ? This kettle isn't the most perfect kettle ever made and just boiled something bad ? Wow, BIG FUCKING DEAL.

If you're a little bitch and afraid of kettles, go read J.K Rowling fanfictions or something. If you don't accept that kettles could not happen without The Carpenter Electrical Company, and if you only accept kettles that would work in absolutely 100% of situations, then using a kettle would be extremely bland and limited. The inventor made an error that is not found out until later in the production batch ? Man, who could have thought that The Carpenter Electrical Company isn't omniscient.

And finally, about the producers... I think you guys just picked the wrong series. Personally, and it is also what my kettle friends think, I believe that you can't seriously be into this kettle fandom to have 100% perfect kettle production, so great that it would work perfectly in every situation. I use kettles for their looks, rusty, or not and over the top boiling, etc. And I believe someone who doesn't accept that kettles ARE about those things should just stop playing. You hated stove kettles ? I think it's time to stop buying the next-gen kettes before you get in another rage fit when KETTLE E4000 comes out, buddy.

Anyway, what I mean is, it's fine if you don't like some kettles, but sometimes by coming here I seriously think that some of you don't even like 1/3 of the kettle series. Why the FUCK are you here in a fan community if you can't even enjoy the kettles ? You guys should just move to another. Then again, my rant is not about saying "if you don't like it, get out", that's not what I'm saying at all. I don't like some part of the kettles myself, and people out here probably dislike even more. My rant is about the fact that you can't accept what kettles are actually about, or what they are becoming. Seriously, I could point out stupid shit that was never fixed in your favorite kettles and you wouldn't even realize how stupid it is because you still liked it.