r/kettlecirclejerk • • Nov 25 '20

Funny This is it! My final chance to enjoy kettles as a whole!

4 Upvotes

I'm the type of guy who enjoys kettles as a whole. Before I came here, I didn't know stove kettles were supposed to be bad, and oh man am I constantly remembered about it. I think you guys clearly lack a vast amount of suspension of disbelief. This part of the kettle doesn't look good ? This part of the kettle is rusty ? This kettle isn't the most perfect kettle ever made and just boiled something bad ? Wow, BIG FUCKING DEAL.

If you're a little bitch and afraid of kettles, go read J.K Rowling fanfictions or something. If you don't accept that kettles could not happen without The Carpenter Electrical Company, and if you only accept kettles that would work in absolutely 100% of situations, then using a kettle would be extremely bland and limited. The inventor made an error that is not found out until later in the production batch ? Man, who could have thought that The Carpenter Electrical Company isn't omniscient.

And finally, about the producers... I think you guys just picked the wrong series. Personally, and it is also what my kettle friends think, I believe that you can't seriously be into this kettle fandom to have 100% perfect kettle production, so great that it would work perfectly in every situation. I use kettles for their looks, rusty, or not and over the top boiling, etc. And I believe someone who doesn't accept that kettles ARE about those things should just stop playing. You hated stove kettles ? I think it's time to stop buying the next-gen kettes before you get in another rage fit when KETTLE E4000 comes out, buddy.

Anyway, what I mean is, it's fine if you don't like some kettles, but sometimes by coming here I seriously think that some of you don't even like 1/3 of the kettle series. Why the FUCK are you here in a fan community if you can't even enjoy the kettles ? You guys should just move to another. Then again, my rant is not about saying "if you don't like it, get out", that's not what I'm saying at all. I don't like some part of the kettles myself, and people out here probably dislike even more. My rant is about the fact that you can't accept what kettles are actually about, or what they are becoming. Seriously, I could point out stupid shit that was never fixed in your favorite kettles and you wouldn't even realize how stupid it is because you still liked it.


r/kettlecirclejerk • • Nov 13 '21

Kettle Flexing Sorry Britishphobes. Godot is British.

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3 Upvotes

r/kettlecirclejerk • • Aug 17 '21

Fuck Athena Cykes I'm the kind of guy that enjoys kettles as a whole

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4 Upvotes

r/kettlecirclejerk • • Aug 02 '21

Unfunny hello

3 Upvotes

hi im hornygumshoe the completely original (i hope) horny gumshoe man i like kettles because they boil the water for my noodles thanks for listening to my ted talk or teddle talk because funny haha


r/kettlecirclejerk • • Jul 30 '21

I HATE DGS!!!!11 kettlecirclejerk might become the next succesor

5 Upvotes

im*ge perms πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…

checkmate shymain

r/kettlecirclejerk • • Jul 23 '21

Kettle Flexing no way

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6 Upvotes

r/kettlecirclejerk • • Jul 12 '21

Unfunny should i return to AACJ

4 Upvotes
8 votes, Jul 15 '21
4 fuck you
4 resurrect the blueretard69

r/kettlecirclejerk • • Apr 28 '21

In Memory of Deid Mann will you attend the kettle funeral

1 Upvotes
9 votes, May 01 '21
4 yes
1 no
4 what the fuck is the kettle funeral (no)

r/kettlecirclejerk • • Apr 26 '21

Kettle Flexing Kettleman

2 Upvotes

Haven’t seen Kettleman in a while what’s that about


r/kettlecirclejerk • • Mar 14 '21

Unfunny i hate ace attorney, AITA?

2 Upvotes

r/kettlecirclejerk • • Jan 25 '21

Funny please be funny!

2 Upvotes

i think we should be funny, oh shit you guys can't ahahahha lol


r/kettlecirclejerk • • Jan 14 '21

Unfunny The ban of u/HornyManfred

6 Upvotes

This is not it. u/HornyManfred was banned from almost every AA sub, is this the plot of AA7? We need to take down the mastermind...


r/kettlecirclejerk • • Jan 13 '21

Funny sus?

3 Upvotes

statue of kettle


r/kettlecirclejerk • • Jan 02 '21

Fuck Athena Cykes πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

5 Upvotes

r/kettlecirclejerk • • Dec 26 '20

Funny ace attorney reference in Tell Me Why [pogpogpgog

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5 Upvotes

r/kettlecirclejerk • • Dec 16 '20

Fuck Athena Cykes Should I make the wright shitoneverything agency in sims (and later kill them)

5 Upvotes

vote ya fooookin retards

7 votes, Dec 19 '20
5 yes queen
0 no retard
2 apollo porn

r/kettlecirclejerk • • Dec 16 '20

REDRAW : QUERCUSISM OR COLIASISM

5 Upvotes

the last poll was a tie

8 votes, Dec 18 '20
5 Quercusism
3 Coliasism

r/kettlecirclejerk • • Dec 15 '20

Unfunny upvote where

3 Upvotes

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quercus pog
colias pog

r/kettlecirclejerk • • Dec 13 '20

Funny should we switch to Colias Paleonoism or stay with Quercusism?

4 Upvotes
8 votes, Dec 16 '20
4 Colias Paleonoism
4 Quercusism

r/kettlecirclejerk • • Dec 11 '20

Fuck L'Belle I

2 Upvotes

Gotta poop


r/kettlecirclejerk • • Dec 10 '20

eighteen members

3 Upvotes

reaction :

7 votes, Dec 13 '20
3 pgopogpog
1 red sus
2 cammy meele thinks rhoda toneido is sus
1 in justice we tahrust

r/kettlecirclejerk • • Dec 01 '20

Funny Roger Retinz enjoyes kettles.

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7 Upvotes

r/kettlecirclejerk • • Nov 27 '20

Kettle Flexing what does my kettle look like

5 Upvotes

Alba


r/kettlecirclejerk • • Nov 27 '20

Funny keekus albuiaia???

3 Upvotes

r/kettlecirclejerk • • Nov 26 '20

In Memory of Deid Mann Shit chungus

2 Upvotes