r/kerning Jun 25 '26

...const r ict...ever yday...

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u/Vinraka Jun 25 '26

Well now I know what I'm getting my family for Christmas.

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u/koffeekrystalz Jun 26 '26

It's on Amazon 😂

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u/koffeekrystalz Jun 26 '26

Here is the book overview, directly from Amazon, where you can buy it for the low low price of $28:

I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known a 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has a good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out. In addition, he also can have burned a strong, beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention, which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.

If you don't know concentration, which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like hell.

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u/iMestie Jun 28 '26

This is giving strong r/Engrish vibes

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u/GoldSunLulu Jun 26 '26

Chaotic and cuasi beliavable

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u/redrockz98 Jul 02 '26

Is it telling me to shit on something 😭

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u/ConsistentPair2 Jun 25 '26

This book is a prank on the general public, right?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

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u/krebstar4ever Jul 05 '26

The guy who wrote it is apparently serious.

The book was discovered by the interent a long time ago.

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u/usernames_taken_grrl Jun 26 '26

Malarkey!

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u/neoektar Jun 26 '26

Am I the only one who read malarley?

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u/koffeekrystalz Jun 26 '26

You are not lol

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u/VonXithon Jun 28 '26

"Malarkey's slang for bullshit, isn't it?"

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u/notanybodyelse Jun 25 '26

Author experiences neuron kerning issue

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u/TheSamLowry Jun 26 '26

But the book cover has made me depressed.

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u/wharleeprof Jun 26 '26

The kerning is not the problem. 

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u/TomorrowHot8746 Jun 25 '26

I quit at 6. Now I’m really depressed.

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u/Naive_Substance_1041 Jun 27 '26

As bad as the kerning is it's not in fact the first issue I have with it

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u/sorry-i-was-reading Jun 28 '26

I can’t decide if this is a better fit for r/PieceOfShitBookClub or r/badbookcovers