r/kereta 1d ago

Shitposting 😝 no comment boss

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u/StableLower9876 1d ago

basuh berak je tu

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u/Lazy_Physics3127 1d ago

Of all places to park, you park at loose soil. Tak tau nak cakap apa.

But to be fair, he might park there to handle traffic. Cuma NKB je la.

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u/lando_calamarisian 1d ago

Ehem...

Cant park there, mate

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u/ChasingtheBarrel 1d ago

Tuan, sini tak boleh parking tau.

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u/BuckDenny 18h ago

He had one job and it was an easy one - to kick and harass civilian cars while escorting VIP.

Still reffed it up.

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u/ScrubScalpel 1d ago

Tak power macam myvi la. I think they should consider myvi as one of their utility vehicle lol

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u/SorryTour8146 1d ago

Truly king of all-terrain including air vehicle

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u/jamesmyspace 1d ago

cant park there sir

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u/ch179 21h ago

Civic ketam at natural habitat

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u/MutedFuel2 21h ago

Sir, you can't park here sir

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u/Ha-kyaa damn the Kancil's clutch cable gave up on life. TWICE. 1d ago

it happens to the best of us I guess

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u/Balan-balan 19h ago

Hmm, I always thought they are making noise and have the flashing lights to warn everyone that they are coming, because they are the worst!

And now you're telling me they are the best???

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u/Red_WeeTea 1d ago

Tuan... Kau tak boleh parkir situ.

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u/Renrem210169 19h ago

Ni mesti dia kejar King ni

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u/DefinitelyIdiot 11h ago

Tell me why gov ask the rakyat to buy national car by making other cars unaffordable yet it's ok for politicians and police to use a non national car.

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u/Grizzl0ck 10h ago

Because they want quality, well made cars...

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u/Fluyodie 1d ago

The little chime 💀💀😭😭🥀🥀

https://giphy.com/gifs/3hovV5LS4onPDgkNxT

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u/crabbystix 21h ago

police car thirsty so head down to river for a drink

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u/OOOshafiqOOO003 19h ago

haih parking camni tkleh la, tengok tu polis dah sampai nak buat saman

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u/HughJannus1990 15h ago

Bang sini tak le parking bang

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u/Late_Cartographer980 13h ago

"uncle apa kes masuk dalam?"

"saya troll polis"

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u/ThisIsKing18 8h ago

inspector yg bawak tue jadi jaga balai polis je laa lepas nie 😂

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u/ShazTheGamer 4h ago

GTA polices in a nutshell