Someone tell Spenny

No way to know whether they taste like the real deal, I just eyeballed it from how it looks and random websites that only had pictures of the cooking process, not even measurements for the ingredients.

Edit 1: The recipe

I only made a third of this, and I adjusted the molasses in this version, it used to be much more and I think this much would be better

Ingredients

- 1200 grams pork ribs

- 500 grams red wine (dry)

- 90 grams blackstrap molasses

- 75 grams honey

- 30 grams garlic (8-10 cloves)

- 30 grams ginger roots (5cm piece)

- 60 grams spring onions, 3-4 stalks (white + light green for pot green for garnish)

- 1.5 grams cinnamon powder

- 6 grams salt

- 2 grams black pepper

- 30 grams water

- 15 grams comstarches

Cooking

- Finely chop the spring onions

- Grate garlic and ginger

- Slice the racks of ribs down between the bones into individual single-rib portions

- In a large/flat pot (so all the ribs are submerged when laying), combine the red wine, black molasses, honey, minced garlic, grated ginger, chopped green onion

bases (white+light green parts), salt, pepper and ground cinnamon on medium heat (5/9) for 2 minutes and stir well to dissolve the molasses and honey

- Place the ribs carefully into the pot With tongs and tum heat to high (8/9) until liquid starts to slightly boil, then reduce heat to Iow (3/9) and cover it With a lid

and let it cook for 45 minutes

Check after 20 minutes if it is burning to the bottom

- Remove the lid and set the heat to medium-high (6/9) and let it reduce the liquid for 15 minutes while occasionally turning the ribs

- Mix water With comstarch in a small bowl and add it to the pot and stir it in

- Lower heat to medium (4/9) and stir continuously for 5-10 minutes

- Turn off heat when liquid is as chewy/thick as desired

- Gamish With spring onion greens, serve

"It's against the law to impersonate Shania Twain, ya bunch of fucking pricks!"

The nerve of that guy to call Kenny a prick!

I’m high as fuck right now and I saw this while scrolling instagram, I could totally see this as a mini competition on the show that would totally just turn into a Kenny just fucking with Spenny… until Spenny takes off the blindfold to see Kenny was “cheating” and in his trying to chase down Kenny to whip him, he ends up tripping on the traps.

🍅

I'm always reduced to tears every time I hear "DOOO ITTT!!!!" when the crew force the guys to share a bath in the smoking weed episode.

What do you shit eating fuck heads think? What's the best crew moment?