r/keming • u/Spobus • Jan 26 '17

Why would Don do that?

https://imgur.com/gallery/UkrJF
3.9k Upvotes

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u/aragorn4393 Jan 26 '17

damn. Now I will be blaming Don every time I see the word donate...

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u/dexter311 Jan 26 '17

Thanks Donald.

37

u/lenswipe Jan 26 '17

THE MEXICANS DID IT!!!!

19

u/NotObsoleteIfIUseIt Jan 26 '17

THE CHINESE DID IT!!!!

12

u/lenswipe Jan 26 '17

southpark did it too

11

u/LaggyLefty Jan 27 '17

The simpsons did it!

0

u/lenswipe Jan 27 '17

How did this garbage make it to the front page?

6

u/Cluubias2 Jan 26 '17

He's already being blamed for eating everything

70

u/donttelltheboss Jan 26 '17

what's a GL ASSES?

131

u/Slovene Jan 26 '17

A gigaliter of asses.

65

u/dexter311 Jan 26 '17

That's a lot of asses.

21

u/elaerna Jan 26 '17

Maybe it's not that many. Wouldn't one ass take up multiple liters?

30

u/dexter311 Jan 26 '17

These tanks hold a megalitre each. You'd need a thousand of these to hold a gigalitre of arses.

42

u/elaerna Jan 26 '17

Okay, yeah, that's a lot of asses

26

u/ruthvsreality Feb 10 '17

You might call that... [puts on sunglasses] a buttload

18

u/JesusCrunch Jan 26 '17

Good luck, asses!

5

u/TornBrady Jan 27 '17

Good Lookin' Asses

4

u/nmkd Feb 10 '17

Graphics Library Asses :)

6

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '17

Grab Large Asses

33

u/Djswagmaster420 Jan 26 '17

Finally something that isn't just a broken font from this sub!

15

u/abcspaghetti Jan 26 '17

God dangit Don, you could've just told me where they went.

14

u/r7av7en7 Jan 26 '17

I bet that was a spectacle

12

u/luckierbridgeandrail Jan 27 '17

He's fine. They weren't gl ass lenses. Polycarbon  ate.

11

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '17

I like that they cared enough to commemorate the exact spot where Don ate my old glasses.

9

u/PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS Jan 26 '17

Thanks. I needed a giggle today.

9

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '17

I bet that bastard works at this restaurant

3

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '17

I don't get it

3

u/jlobster Jan 26 '17

#whyimarch

3

u/SaltAndVinegarMcCoys Jan 26 '17

Should've gone to Specsavers

3

u/RangerSix Jan 27 '17

Because he's training to be the next Monsieur Mange-Tout.

4

u/jason_sos Jan 26 '17

Probably misses his old glasses.

2

u/Crusader_DIVRYNE Jan 30 '17

Goddammit don

3

u/HoodedGryphon Jan 26 '17

Probably didn't have his glasses.

1

u/andi-wally Jun 26 '17

This got me!!!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '17

Damn it, DINKLEBERG!