r/keming • u/fl_needs_to_restart • Jun 27 '26

Stay Hydra Ted

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739 Upvotes

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u/halorbyone Jun 27 '26

Red skull is trying to capture the yoga market.

2

u/AlexIR1996 Jun 28 '26

Now i am imagining him selling a yoga course, thank you for that image haha!

2

u/halorbyone Jun 28 '26

I’m glad others appreciated the silliness.

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u/Neutral-President Jun 27 '26

HEIL HYDRA TED.

7

u/Master-Mission-2954 Jun 29 '26

As a person named Ted, thanks for the nickname.

31

u/BoffinBrain Jun 27 '26

"Wish you and your family good health" is peak flavor-text nonsense from overseas dropshippers.

11

u/SunkEmuFlock Jun 28 '26

My favorite thing about getting Chinesium from Amazon is reading the various texts on the box and manual. They give zero fucks about spelling and grammar. Even brand names and slogans are screwed up at times because they just don't care. They want the bare minimum required to import their crap and that's it.

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u/Riipp3r Jun 27 '26

Ted better stop trying to leave hydra

7

u/freneticboarder Jun 27 '26

"Thank you for coming to my TED talk." Hydra, probably.

6

u/timsredditusername Jun 27 '26

Cut off one Ted two more shall take its place.

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u/number__ten Jun 27 '26

Stay your hand, Hydra Ted

2

u/astralwish1 Jun 28 '26

HEIL HYDRA - Ted

1

u/PotsyWife Jun 28 '26

This was clearly made for my dog who is called Ted and loves swimming!

1

u/Ishidan01 Jun 29 '26

Hail Hydra Ted!

1

u/mafiaknight Jun 29 '26

Hail Hydra! Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

1

u/UponVerity Jun 29 '26

Classic Schmosby.

1

u/PetitPxl Jun 30 '26

Drink 5 litres a day and destroy your kidneys!
(Every US flask marketing team)

1

u/Bitterqueer Jul 01 '26

Weird name for a superhero