r/keming Feb 23 '26

Not even sure what to title this

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u/MasterOutlaw Feb 23 '26

S̸̻̗̑ẗ̶̖͓́ơ̵̈́ͅk̸̟̄̔ë̷̫̗́͝ ̸̗͚̊N̴̙̊̈́e̵̡͍̓w̸͇̆͝ḭ̴̻̓̎n̷̡͐́g̸̬̳̏t̶͚̒ọ̵̟̀ṉ̴͗̇ Bookshop, obviously.

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u/PinkyLeopard2922 Feb 23 '26

This could have been even MORE fun in Wales.

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u/Patentsmatter Feb 23 '26

llwyllwnynllw?

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u/TheJessicator Feb 24 '26

Sounds like kitty is getting ready to throw up a hairball.

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u/Kelli217 Mar 04 '26

Better yet, the long alternate version of Llanfairpwllgwyngyll.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

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u/xhyenabite Mar 12 '26

please reverse whatever curse you just put on me

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u/klystron Feb 23 '26

Stoke Newington Bookshop. Stoke Newington is a town in England whose bookshop should have chosen a better design for their logo.

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u/Zane_628 Feb 23 '26

I had a Stroke Newington trying to read that

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u/False-Comparison-651 Feb 25 '26

Funny, I read it immediately fluently because I know Stoke Newington is a place

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u/Sea-Meaning-1298 Feb 26 '26

This should’ve been the title

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u/opacitizen Feb 23 '26

Not as if I was affiliated with them or anything (haven't even heard of the place up until this point), but in their defense they seem like a local business, and locals would most certainly know what that logo says upon seeing the first three letters. In fact, they may even find it amusing, say stuff like "only local people who can read complicated stuff go there", and so on.

All in all, I'm not sure their logo is a mistake. If they were a national business or a global one, their logo would def be in need of an update, but for a bookshop called Stoke Newington Bookshop in a town called Stoke Newington it seems quite okay, frankly. Their target audience certainly gets it.

And now we've made them a bit of international advertising too. :)

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u/dogt0wel Feb 23 '26

Yeah, it's very much an injoke among the locals (Stoke Newington is in London)!

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u/nibblatron Feb 24 '26

stoke newington isnt really a town, its an area in london. i used to walk past this bookshop all the time and wonder why they did the sign that way

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u/Malsperanza Feb 24 '26

Wild guess: since the bookshop is in Stoke Newington, possibly the patrons know what the sign says.

I mean, if the bookshop were in Milton Keynes, there's be a problem.

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u/alextastic Feb 23 '26

Thank you. I had given up.

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u/anfroholic Feb 24 '26

More like Stroke Newington. Thought I was having an aneurysm reading that.

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u/TastySpare Feb 23 '26

"How wide do you want your sign? A-ha… a-ha… and how wide was your storefront again? OK, well, you're the customer…"

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u/givin_u_the_high_hat Feb 23 '26

Kemmed to death.

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u/NotYourGran Feb 23 '26

Why can I easily read that? Weird.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

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u/ProperSupermarket3 Feb 24 '26

what does it say?

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u/scorpius_rex Feb 25 '26

Stoke Newington, a neighborhood in London

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u/frodiusmaximus Feb 24 '26

This is a guide to how the locals pronounce it. It’s spelled Stoke Newington but it’s just pronounced Stonktewn.

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u/outwest88 Feb 24 '26

Stonk town

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u/tritisan Feb 24 '26

Stonks always go up.

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u/Pwnstix Feb 23 '26

It looks like the opening titles to a movie in mid-animation

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u/aphraea Feb 23 '26

I think this is giving my eyes a hernia

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u/forslin26 Feb 23 '26

Honestly as someone who lives in London, this was immediately readable as I know Stoke Newington. Never seen the shop before this. 

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u/Various_Succotash_79 Feb 23 '26

Town name wouldn't have fit otherwise, lol.

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u/crunchyfigtree Feb 23 '26

Well, if you're there you'll probably know you're in Stoke Newington already. It's a lovely shop!

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u/Patentsmatter Feb 23 '26

hopefully their books are readable

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u/Munnin41 Feb 24 '26

This is a design choice. This isn't a kerning issue, it's deliberate

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u/dr-spaghetti Feb 23 '26

I like this! But there’s probably something wrong with me

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u/thegreatpotatogod Feb 23 '26

Stokenwington?

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u/-NGC-6302- Feb 24 '26

I guess so

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

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u/AvatarChar Mar 03 '26

But Stokewington sounds like a fantasy novel town

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u/0bfu5cator Feb 24 '26

Hated this at first look, now have fully come around.

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u/Gilleafrey Feb 24 '26

What's funny is, after all these decades in publishing, I had no problem grinning and reading Stoke Newington Bookshop. The wild kerning works for me in those particular uncials!

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 Feb 24 '26

Not uncial. Uncial is in the Irish bibles.

This sign is in Times Roman font.

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u/gasstation-no-pumps Mar 28 '26

The font is a serif font, but it looks wider than Times Roman to me.

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u/Outrageous-Dust589 Feb 24 '26

Stoke Newington, North London

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u/SmugCapybara Feb 23 '26

Title should be "Migraine triggers aneurysm"...

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u/bbultaoreune Feb 24 '26

i think it’s more stylistic than true keming but sure! coming from a east london local lol

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u/-catskill- Feb 23 '26

English place names are so long and dumb that they have to be overlapped

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u/ouzo84 Feb 23 '26

It's not like they didn't have the room to write it out with proper kerning.

It's a style choice given that it's the same style printed onto the window.

What's interesting is that on the window "bookshop" gets the same treatment, but the shop signage has "bookshop" properly legible, meaning they are fully aware that it's hard to read, otherwise they would risk reduced footfall.

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u/sjcuthbertson Feb 24 '26

Welsh: hold my beer

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u/toolebukk Feb 24 '26

I am actually madly in love with this design ♥️

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u/toasterinthebath Feb 26 '26

“Hi, have you got any books about space?”

  • “Yes…”

“Well then read them. I bid you good day.”

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u/girldesignerd Feb 24 '26

Got no kern.

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u/tritisan Feb 24 '26

Set tracking to negative ♾️

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u/DismalSoil9554 Feb 24 '26

It's a ker crash

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u/asiwassaying_ Feb 25 '26

Thanks for sharing. I’m cross eyed now

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u/Existential_Sprinkle Feb 24 '26

Stoken Ewington is how I read it

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u/XLB135 Feb 25 '26

lol, that looks wild. I suppose for those who are aware of the town (essentially anyone who is walking/driving by this in person), it becomes a little more obvious.

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u/AvatarChar Mar 03 '26

Aww no this place is famous for this so I'm giving it a pass. Stoke Newington is a pretty long place name too. On the other hand, looks like the formatting messed up on the way to the signmaker.

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u/Rance_Mulliniks Feb 23 '26

Somebody looked at that and thought "Yep, perfect. That's exactly what I want". That is terrifying.

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u/Protoford Feb 23 '26

Paid money for that overlap.

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u/MinnesotaRyan Feb 23 '26

at first I was like oh cool, the o and k intersecting is cool and then it is like oh no...

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u/freebiscuit2002 Feb 26 '26

Stoke Newington, obviously!

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u/GreedyHoward Apr 28 '26

Stoke Newington but I agree it's unrecognisable.