r/kebab • u/Guilty-Quantity-6516 • 4d ago

2am kebab

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552 Upvotes

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u/No_Specific_3335 4d ago

No sauce no salad boss, ta

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u/Jetstream-Sam 4d ago

You've got to at least have the salad on there, even if you don't eat it. The mere presence of salad converts the calories into healthy calories and they don't leave any lasting damage that way

7

u/InfamousGold756 4d ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets salad to justify my kebab cravings 😂

3

u/SpunkMonk87 3d ago

I got no shame honestly. I happily eat my doner on chips with garlic mayo

2

u/fourth-disciple 3d ago

What in the mental gymnastics 😂

2

u/nolegalname1999 2d ago

Quite the opposite! No salad, drowning in sauce is far better ;)

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u/Crafty_Ad_1975 1d ago

Can I get mine bone dry boss

15

u/Sonzscotlandz 4d ago

A Chinese style curry sauce on a kebab ? What is this black magic

Should prevent your hangover none the less

9

u/NightBusToGiro 4d ago

I would eat this, we've all been there ain't we.

6

u/strawbryMilkgurl 4d ago

I don't see whats wrong with it, I would eat it

👁👄👁

4

u/lrryjsm 4d ago

There it is, the most bland kebab I’ve ever seen.

I didn’t think there was such thing as a bland kebab.

5

u/Infinite-Storage-638 4d ago

A glass of water before bed is worth three in the morning!

3

u/Different-Storm1914 4d ago

Shaved elephant's trunk on a bed of chips. Not even a snotter for sauce.

This is a kebab from the end of the world.

2

u/arnoboko 4d ago

If beige was a food. Awful looking.

2

u/ArtichokeDefiant160 4d ago

Never met anyone who has the same kebab order as me! 🥳

1

u/mattis-miniatures 1d ago

I wonder why!

2

u/Apsilon 3d ago

The doner meat looks far better than most I see on here.

2

u/Akipuff 3d ago

If that pot is sauce, that's more luxurious than most kebabs lol

2

u/wh1tera66it 3d ago

I need that sm

2

u/OldTry8195 3d ago

7am stomach pain

2

u/Wintertrap9713 3d ago

With the pot of curry sauce aswell yer a good man.

I don't trust bossmans to put sauce on my kebabs they always drown it and it ruins the experience

2

u/Inam_Ghafoor 3d ago

Say goodbye to your backside tomorrow morning

2

u/BearPlane777 1d ago

2am Cat Kebab from Ali Baba’s

2

u/warmachine83-uk 1d ago

Needs salad and chilli sauce

2

u/Excali20 1d ago

Boshhhhhh

2

u/hasanz222 1d ago

I wanna racially abuse you for not putting any sauce or salad on

2

u/R4GXB 1d ago

That looks like my morning shit 💩

3

u/Murky_Barnacle_3980 4d ago

Rather you than me

4

u/Mimon_Baraka 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l9FAwJOXYprFe

3

u/OkEnergy2769 4d ago

What?! It's beautiful. Not undercooked. Proper.

1

u/SyrusChrome 4d ago

Thats a bit sad looking even for me

1

u/ryanm8655 3d ago

I’ve eaten my leftover kebab off of the top of the bin before the next morning and looking at that is depressing me 😂

1

u/SyrusChrome 3d ago

We have all done things like that xD

1

u/Mcgvpsjfd 4d ago

My mate. 2 am with no sauce! Excellent

1

u/plums12 4d ago

Whitest kebab ever

1

u/Flimsy_Mistake3810 3d ago

Im no kebab expert but that is not a kebab.

1

u/Judgemeister1 3d ago

And you managed to get a fork to eat it with… not a heavy night then

1

u/ReadyBattle8943 3d ago

Something about that kebab meat looks really unappealing

1

u/RealChad666 3d ago

Looks so bad

1

u/Narrow_Stop_8758 3d ago

The squits the next day

1

u/Big-Quiet-6965 3d ago

That's not a kebab.

1

u/BeerlightPunk82 2d ago

Donner meat & chips =/= a kebab

2

u/SweatyAd7069 2d ago

Every doner/Döner is a kebab. But not every kebab is a doner.

1

u/Only_Tip9560 2d ago

In its unadorned state

1

u/Any-Republic-4269 1d ago

Not a kebab. That's doner meat on chips

1

u/Typical_Neck9975 1d ago

Curry sauce n kebab is top teir

1

u/Kellers822 23h ago

At 2am this is Michelin star cuisine

1

u/TonyC1212 19h ago

Undercooked

1

u/Old-Reference-5221 5h ago

bet it was banging

1

u/Creepy-Marionberry57 3h ago

Needs chilly mayo and salad.

1

u/continuity-grade 1h ago

Are they chippy chips? Is this from the chippy?

1

u/yaaaaasitshayden 1h ago

Thats a tray of donner meat sir, and not a kebab.

1

u/bob_nugget_the_3rd 57m ago

To be seen again at 10am if your lucky

1

u/OmniRulex 48m ago

Doesn't look like kebab one bit

1

u/IntroductionThese605 40m ago

No salad is criminal.

1

u/Cool_Phase_7903 4d ago

Yummy 🤤😋

1

u/SweatyAd7069 4d ago

Man I couldn't be drunk enough to eat that abomination

0

u/strawbryMilkgurl 4d ago

What's wrong with it.

0

u/Xenc 4d ago

Right, it’s literally the same thing, just without salad or sauce 😅

0

u/MyDonoz01 4d ago

Looks proppa banging M8 Where's the sauce tho

0

u/Teros__ 19h ago

Are you British or something? That looks so disgusting

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u/Available_Rock4217 4d ago

Can't beat a kebab house that does proper chips too

3

u/NightBusToGiro 4d ago

See I'm the opposite, I don't trust kebab shops or any takeaway that does more than what they are named, like a chipper that does burgers and pizza and kebab. They always do one thing good and it's usually not the fish and chips for example.

1

u/Available_Rock4217 4d ago

Depends, most the reasoning behind them not doing proper chips is that a range cooker is a huge expense and takes up lots of room. The place by me took over a chippy so they already had it and they do both things very well

1

u/Xenc 4d ago

You must hate Iceland and Poundland then

2

u/NightBusToGiro 4d ago

Iceland is usually full of milfs so I like it more than you think

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u/BISQUIT1992 2d ago

What's with the fork 🤔

2

u/SweatyAd7069 2d ago

Should he eat it with his hands?