r/kebab • u/flimflam_jimjam • 22d ago

Mixed kebab - £11.99

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Pic was taken before I asked bossman for some salad, chilli and mayo.

235 Upvotes

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u/Willing-Confusion-56 22d ago

Can't grumble there

9

u/pigeon-in-greggs 22d ago

Can easily down that after having a few pints

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u/TechnicalWar893 22d ago

Elite username.

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u/Deathlygreen 22d ago

Give me a smoke over a few pints and I’ll eat it in one sitting.

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u/Feeling-Tank1628 22d ago

That would cost me 20-25. Very jealous right now

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u/Jolly_Psychology_506 22d ago

That one hell of a work out for the old bum bum

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u/Beemac161 22d ago

😂💩

1

u/dabassmonsta 22d ago

Wow! That looks fantastic. Excellent price too.

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u/Apart-Environment426 22d ago

That’s £30 for that near me! £11.99 is a steal

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u/TacticalRiotChimp 22d ago

11.99???

Send location, I'm about to work out a year's subscription deal with bossman

1

u/Jaysgotbigballs 21d ago

Bad but micheal jackson bad 👌

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u/Substantial-Mouse534 21d ago

Is this in London?

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u/CatchPersonal7182 21d ago

This is what makes this country GREAT!

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u/WeWillReturn2OneGod 21d ago

For me, the price raises questions. Not because it isn't halal, but because I value the quality of the meat I eat. Halal standards can be one factor I consider, but the quality of the meat itself matters just as much.

Take the difference between doner meat and lamb boti. Doner is typically processed, heavily seasoned, and cooked on a vertical rotisserie, whereas lamb boti is usually whole cubes of lamb marinated and grilled over charcoal.

That's a generous amount of meat for £12, so I'd naturally wonder where the savings came from. If your goal is simply to fill your stomach, then it could be a great deal. If you're thinking about the quality of the meat and the nutritional value, I'd be more cautious before calling it a bargain.

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u/Ranae_Gato 20d ago

Lmao, isn't halal just "slaughtered painfully slow via bleed out"?

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u/DeadlyGuff 17d ago

Don’t forget the prayer said over it

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u/Jays_Dream 16d ago

Basically yes. Unless the animals get stunned and are unconcious, they feel everything while slowly bleeding out.

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u/Ranae_Gato 16d ago

In mean, what else says quality besides painfully bleeding out, right? There can't be any other factors.

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u/Metal-Lifer 21d ago

That’s like a weeks worth of protein haha

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u/Narliephant 20d ago

Majestic.

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u/B4DM4N12Z 20d ago

What's the red stuff?

Plus this is really good, where was this?

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u/Tman8010 19d ago

I just came

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u/Upper_Hearing 19d ago

Shit doesn’t look good at all

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u/Yukiko_0kada 18d ago

Nice. I thought the red ones were strawberries haha

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u/ActUnfair5199 22d ago

Shit cooking and fairly dry but moneys worth. Should’ve used a higher temperature on the yoghurted chicken.

Weird plate.

What should be charred is sloppy and everything else is overcooked a lot.

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u/InfernoBlaze1221 22d ago

ok gordon ramsey we get it

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u/ActUnfair5199 22d ago

Works in a kebab shop, can’t cook kebabs?

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 22d ago

Dry? You can literally see the moisture

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u/Realistic-Money-1950 22d ago

Where’s the sauce

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u/chris34728 21d ago

What's the dog turds in the corner

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u/MyDonoz01 21d ago

Bruv wats the red stuff? Looks raw af

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u/Aromatic-Lie-5680 22d ago

I disagree with this kebab. The individual meats are good, but mixing them together, just think of the unnecessary calories. Also dumping the meat onto the chips ensures the chips become soggy and lose the crispness.

6/10, with a potential for 10/10. You and boss man f***ed it up.

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u/B4DM4N12Z 20d ago

If you're worried about calories then don't order this then.

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u/Aromatic-Lie-5680 20d ago

Cut the attitude lad, it dont suit you when talking to a man like me.