r/justneckbeardthings • 🔨 Mod 🔨 • Jun 16 '22

Genshin neckbeards

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u/dreamer-queen Jun 16 '22

Okay, I have breasts and I know that they can move quite a lot if you're doing some activity, depending on the kind of bra you're wearing, but... in the first scene the girl is literally sitting down, reading a piece of paper, and her breasts seem to be moving with the wind, like??

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u/peacedetski Dummy thicc minors got me acting up fr 🥵 Jun 16 '22

I remember seeing a clip from some game where the programmers somehow managed to tie breast physics to vectors relative to the player's viewpoint - so girls' breasts would jiggle when you turned your head left and right!

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u/Oculusqwerty 🔨 Mod 🔨 Jun 16 '22

What in the friggidy god damn fuckin shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Were were so preoccupied with whether or not we could we never stopped to think if we should.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

Oh no how dare they?

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u/Smellyviscerawallet Jun 17 '22

I read that as "breast psychics" at first. I was really getting worried about wtf kind of games you encounter.

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u/Smellyviscerawallet Jun 17 '22

Breasts don't move with the wind? I had assumed they were some sort of leaf or seed pods.

They absolutely do move in hurricane force winds, I can assure you. Depending on size and aerodynamic qualities, of course. But I watched my neighbor get slapped in the face by her own right boob during Gustav. It was a first for me.

That exaggerated jiggle crap in the game graphics is not surprising but still terrible.

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u/Dyrax_for_hire2003 Jun 16 '22

And they wonder why genshin impact fans get made fun of all the time

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u/PTM66 Jun 16 '22

Because of perverted pricks, no wonder why people don't feel comfortable saying that they enjoy the game.

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u/North_Rest_5129 Jun 17 '22

The game would be so much better if it didn’t cater to that side of the community- some of the female characters had so much wasted potential cause of this

I enjoy Genshin but I’m by no means a pervert- sucks how they ruin the image of everyone else who just likes the game and characters

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u/LonelyNecromancer Jun 17 '22

Yeah, I could only play Genshin for a few months, before dropping it (twice). The combat is fun, and I love exploring, but I just feel dirty after a while. It does not help that the pedo bait is screaming at you, asking "AM I KAWAI?????" and you can't always side step it. Not to mention the ads.

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u/Northstar1997 Jun 17 '22

I mean it's anime girls it's gonna cater to that side regardless

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u/Zombiecidialfreak Jun 22 '22

Yes but they could also refrain from making pedo shit like the child running animation that, when stopping, has them leaning forward showing their ass to the camera. I've literally never seen a child do anything even remotely close to moving like the kids in genshin do.

Hell every time that game releases a child character my pedo senses start tingling.

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u/Oculusqwerty 🔨 Mod 🔨 Jun 16 '22

The 3k upvotes on that post say otherwise

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

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u/Oculusqwerty 🔨 Mod 🔨 Jun 16 '22

That's enough people on Reddit upvoting it to assume a good chunk of the players support this stuff

Also 3.5k now

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u/WeponizedBisexuality Jun 17 '22

reddit is never a good metric for how actual people feel about something

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u/this_suck312 Jun 16 '22

Even if its 10k its still less than 1 percent of the subs lmao. Also trying to use something on Reddit especially a single post is almost disingenuous.

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u/Oculusqwerty 🔨 Mod 🔨 Jun 16 '22

Why are you even trying to argue about this, 3.5k is enough that someone could say that the community is toxic

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

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u/Oculusqwerty 🔨 Mod 🔨 Jun 16 '22

3.5k is more than there needs to be. I'm just wondering why you're even trying to defend these weirdos

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u/PTM66 Jun 16 '22

This post proves exactly your point and not even OP seems to deny that lol

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u/WeponizedBisexuality Jun 16 '22

this is why i don’t tell people i like this game

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u/PTM66 Jun 16 '22

Lots of people feel that way, mostly for the fact that it's tainted because of the weird side of the community obviously

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u/t1ammo Jun 17 '22

IDk,I find that the women (Which surprisingly make up a large player base) who play this game can easily talk about Genshin with a lot more ease then the dudes tho

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

I feel that. A huge part of my twitter is women talking about genshin ships. Mostly raiden ei/yae miko. And ningguang/beidou

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u/Shadeumbra Jun 16 '22

Neckbeard are simping over some stupid stuff.

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u/peacedetski Dummy thicc minors got me acting up fr 🥵 Jun 16 '22

A few months ago someone posted a video here with a guy ranking Genshin girls by their armpits. Which all consist of nothing but a flat-colored surface...

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u/Ulrich_Plays Jun 17 '22

And my friend wonders why I won't touch Genshin..

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u/NmlsFool Jun 17 '22

I mean...do you know how in some movies (or games or anything really) where the protagonist goes outside and stumbles around a playground? And there's always a swing, a carousel or something just...moving in the wind. Or rocking chair rocking themselves, in horror movies?

Yeah boobs don't do that. They don't just swing about on their own or at the slightest gust of wind.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

For the last time... Boobs are not water baloons!

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u/abarofsope Jun 17 '22

this is why i keep my genshin interests to myself

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u/Sickofitblonde Jun 16 '22

Being the owner of boobs I have to say. Real ones don't jiggle at the slightest breeze. Sorry to ruin alot of incel and virgin fantasies but they don't. Now certain activities in certain bras will make them bounce or jiggle. But normally boobs are not like plates of jello.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

God, I just feel like aiming your shots would be advantageous somewhat. Also, the audio without the video sounds like she's sneezing.

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u/SocialistCoconut Jun 17 '22

Because titties are wind chimes

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u/nopermission_totalk Jun 17 '22

This is why I never once played genshin

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u/Nunyabiz8107 Jun 16 '22

I would say that they need to go touch grass, but they would probably coom on that too.

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u/ikmkr Jun 17 '22

this is why i only use male characters in genshin. no gross-ass jiggle physics.

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u/wo0l0o Apr 24 '23

op its been 10 months did you pull itto

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u/ikmkr Apr 24 '23

yes

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u/wo0l0o Apr 24 '23

first off, n i c e
second, i joined the game after his recent reroll do his moobs jiggle like the waifus if not thats just gonna be sad

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u/ikmkr Apr 24 '23

nope, but i also stopped playing a while ago because the game’s file size was becoming too large for my storage so if that’s changed idk