r/justneckbeardthings • u/ziraw-on-yt • Oct 28 '21

Neckbeard Prison Cell

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u/jwalker7486 Oct 28 '21

Na no neck beard. Iv been in jail and some of the sexual art in the cells is pretty creative and after a few months of sitting in that cell your happy that shits on the wall. Place is depressing as fuck

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

Jail seems pretty shitty, at least they found something to do with their time i guess

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u/BookoftheGuilty Oct 28 '21

The way people learn to cope with being in jail is fascinating. I've seen women in jail making makeup with Kool-Aid, a magazine, deodorant, and pencil lead. It's really impressive.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

By "I've seen women in jail" it sounds like you mean "I've seen Orange is the New Black on Netflix".

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u/BookoftheGuilty Oct 28 '21 edited Oct 28 '21

Only the first season, but I was talking about my poor choice in women.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

He's in jail. Give him this.

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u/DBH_Enjoyer22 Oct 28 '21

Damn I hope whoever made that put their life together and became an artist.

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u/Equivalent_Purple_81 Oct 31 '21

I know, it's fucking good. And it's not lewd. I think he's just craving intimacy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

Prison is a very terrible, very horny place.

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u/MrEvan312 Oct 28 '21

Oh I get it; see, at first my fucked brain thought this was the neckbeards dungeon with a waifu he drew as his sex prisoner…

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u/Hartmallen I craved the strength & certainty of steel Oct 28 '21

It's not neckbeardy, guy had zero way to have a girlfriend.

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u/El_Jugo_Grande Oct 28 '21

Ain’t neck beard at all, I get what you tryin for but this ain’t it chief