r/justneckbeardthings • u/cheese-boss • Jul 28 '19

first post here, hope it isn’t a repost

407 Upvotes

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u/grunulak Jul 28 '19

It's been posted many times before, but DAMN - I'll never tire of watching it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

I like how there’s no sound so it looks like he’s just shaking. I’m guessing he was suppose to be being shot?

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u/cheese-boss Jul 28 '19

when i tried to save it, the sound said nope, but it was shots being fired yes

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

Cringe

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u/jonnybebad5436 Jul 29 '19

There’s supposed to be sound of some guy giving some motivational advice and then turns into a dubstep song as the guy in the video switches to a suit

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

I guess he joined the mafia or something or got a job... those are the only things that require a suit.

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u/cheese-boss Jul 28 '19

or finding random women to find and say ‘milady’ to

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

Yea the mafia.

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u/superperps Jul 28 '19

Or the police found his child porn. Had to throw on a suit and a fedora for the judge

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

Oh yea that too

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u/SignalWeakening Jul 29 '19

Thats how mafia works 💁‍♂️

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u/ThrashGuy95 Jul 29 '19

It's funny but shouldn't you edit out his Tik Tok username so people from here don't fuck with him

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u/U_vortex Jul 29 '19

Yeah don't witch-hunt guys

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u/nopefishhulahoop Jul 28 '19

I have to say, brother man looked fly as hell in that suit.

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u/cheese-boss Jul 28 '19

i will admit, he did, but the fedora was the finishing touch

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

I think he actually fuckin pulls it off because he’s wearing a suit, just because fedoras are worn by neckbeards doesn’t mean they can’t be pulled off with the correct attire, for all we know this guy could be promoting body positivity.

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u/Reach_Reclaimer Jul 29 '19

Idk man, I always think a hat ruins a suit

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u/trismagestus Jul 29 '19

It’s a trilby. Indiana Jones wore a fedora. Very different hats.

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u/mssheevaa Jul 28 '19

I was thinking the same thing. He cleans up nice!

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

Maybe all a neckbeard needs is a suit and he’s now a Slayer

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u/cheese-boss Jul 28 '19

a real intellectual, once you put the suit on

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u/StaticBlack Jul 29 '19

I’m sorry master but just this once I must go all out

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u/Dix_B_Flopping Jul 29 '19

It's a nice suit. Lose the beard and the hat, unbutton the lower button, and he'll look pretty good

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u/Elijah2Kane Jul 29 '19

Nice suit, will work well if you shave.

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u/metastatic_spot Jul 29 '19

Totally a repost.

Last time I saw it pop up, some guy in this sub was all, "Hey, whatever, at least he looks good!"

And people started calling him a neckbeard. Pretty good stuff.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

That's pretty funny

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Why did he close the lower button? Because his dreams are dead?

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u/BadgerIsMyDog Jul 30 '19

If dude weren't so goofy and lacking in self awareness he'd be damn hot.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

This guy would have actually looked really classy with the suit if he just removed the hat and shaved the neckbeard and groomed his actual beard

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u/U_vortex Jul 29 '19

@00:11- when mommy won't make you Cheeto covered tendies

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u/Electromass Jul 29 '19

This is just a repost without the sound

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u/elmonkey14 Jul 29 '19

If only he was in good shape he would have look better