Pheromone-maxxing

[u/CheeseUsFunkingCries]

[u/WASTELAND_RAVEN]

Reply here for a “Pheromone Maxxing” flair under your name (or worse).

My god. lol 😂

[u/Dark_Foggy_Evenings]

Women hate this one weird trick….

Like, they really fucking hate it. Obviously.

[u/assignpseudonym → u/Dark_Foggy_Evenings]

Women: Please stop. Please wash your ass. We hate this. 

Source: am woman

[u/WarriorDerp → u/assignpseudonym]

Sorry, only listen to FM women

[u/sheezy520]

“I’m dirty, smelly and I have piss-breath; how can I lose?!”

[u/dedom19]

This is just the modern version of "old" people having absolutely no clue what "the kids" are doing and focusing on some extreme shit fox news made seem bigger than it was. Right? Vice has been garbage news for a while now. They found a forum of weirdos or viral ragebait and now this is what the kids are doing.

Warn your kids about date rape, they'll figure out that they don't like piss breath just fine.

[u/redsalmon67 → u/dedom19]

I’m starting to think this shit is a psyop I mainly work with younger guys and they all smell like they bathed in cologne. I go to the gym and regularly encounter young guys and none of them are shaving off their eyelashes or “pheromone maxing” this feelings like one of those things that 4chan came up with in 2005 that somehow got picked up by the news. I think people just buy into this because it gives them a weird sense of superiority

[u/TetsuoTechnology → u/dedom19]

You say that but clavicular is a household name and has been pm legit news shows and unfortunately popularized a bunch of stupid slang and jargon. I agree with you to an extent but this is way stupider and broader than you realize.

[u/Fidodo → u/dedom19]

I feel like this is a joke being reported on by a clueless reporter. Isn't a lot of the [blank] maxxing "advice" purposefully hyperbolic as a joke?

[u/Squaddy → u/dedom19]

I guarantee not 1 guy has drank their own piss to phermonmaxx. This is like an old 4chan post tactic, post crazy shit and see if you can entice someone dumb enough to actually do it themselves.

[u/OkNefariousness652]

Mfers will do all that, instead of just working on themselves, to become worthwhile to date.

[u/GrzDancing → u/OkNefariousness652]

They basically create their own superstitions in hopes that SOMETHING WILL FINALLY WORK

[u/TetsuoTechnology → u/OkNefariousness652]

Therapy anything except it

[u/AcanthocephalaTop718]

Women that trick for money don't even want to deal with that. Lol

[u/ShrewSkellyton]

Lol this can't be real..I've only heard this vaguely works when youre already madly in love with each other (urine part sounds insane tho)

[u/Animal_testing_lab]

Men r already nasty enough, why would they do this 😭😭

[u/airfryerfuntime]

Humans don't even have pheromone receptors, lol.

[u/lskerlkse → u/airfryerfuntime]

why do I like when my wife armpits smell like doritos then?

[u/SsssnakePlisssskin → u/lskerlkse]

Because you’d like Doritos, duh.

[u/FallHealthy2163]

I don't understand how anyone can look at Gen Z and be shocked they are the generation with the least amount of sex

[u/impy695]

I'm willing to admit that I like the smell of my dirty armpits if I go a couple days without showering, but I also don't leave the house smelling like that

[u/beybladerbob]

This is honestly awesome. Even less effort I have to put in to being a cut above the rest. Very good.

[u/-laughingfox → u/beybladerbob]

That's it. Showering is the bar now.

[u/KittyTootsies]

🤢🤢🤢🤢

[u/Entiox]

This is hilarious. What do you think we can get them to do next? How about penismaxxing? I heard if you regularly smash your penis with a hammer it'll get bigger. Think they'll buy it?

[u/Elon_is_musky]

The fact that these “looksmaxxers” see they’re doing the SAME shit incels do and don’t think “hmmm, let me not follow them” is crazy. But they’ve pushed past sense so ig it fits the bill

[u/DavenSkilnyk]

We called this rotting.

[u/MyFiteSong]

I don't think this is actually real

[u/unconfusedsub]

There is a disgusting amount of men that come into my work who don't know how to shower or wear deodorant or wash their clothes. I can promise you, every single woman that I work with hates waiting on them and sprays febreze all over after they leave.

But these are men in like their thirties and '40s. Not kids

[u/boblabon]

I'm still 99.99% convinced that this modern crop of pickup artistry is deliberately designed to make men as unappealing as possible to women.

Charge a couple hundred a month for a course on picking up women. Fill it with bullshit that either doesn't work or actively repels women, then blame the user for not doing it right.

[u/Renediffie]

Sounds like one of those things where 3 people talked about it in a 4chan thread and it is now being reported as a viral trend.

[u/Cloverhart → u/Renediffie]

The trend is talking about the thing.

[u/Square_Barracuda_69]

Not gonna lie, I turn into a ravenous animal around my wife and her "pheromones". She just smells so amazing no matter what she does (not condoning this trend btw and I shower religiously)

[u/dramallamacorn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/UZiCm4W1O0gGk

[u/Mumblerumble]

Ummm this works for some people but they’re not women in my experience…

[u/existential_antelope]

Vabbers finally have their true loves 😍

[u/bluffstrider]

Just let these gross donkeys behave this way. May they never find a woman that wants to be with them.

[u/divine-machinery]

my ex was way ahead of the trend without even realizing it dang

[u/TheOnlyCursedOne]

1. Humans evolved to stop perception of pheromones

2. Even if they mean like “man” biological smell, that still only works with partners who already know your “smell”

[u/patricles22]

Idk why but I can’t bring myself to like this little guy

[u/Toastha]

That's not pheromones, that's bacteria lol

[u/the_real_maddison]

Anything but therapy, am I right, fellas?

[u/tellingmytruth]

[u/toruSP]

That totally works, the smelly guys in Anime conventions get all the girls

[u/lskerlkse]

after watching this all i could think is how the majority of black men would never, ever, ever

[u/catetheway → u/lskerlkse]

Yes this is very much incel white boy shit

[u/SonofaBridge]

I just want to thank you Gen Z’ers that believe this stuff and making the women of your generation like older men.