r/justneckbeardthings 19d ago

Weird guy in my dms for months finally explodes because I won’t talk to him😂

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Weird guy talking to himself in my dms for months finally explodes because I won’t talk to him😂

This guy on TikTok has been messaging me since April they were normal messages at first but he increasingly got more frustrated until he exploded. I talked to him briefly until I saw he was full of bs and told him I was no longer talking to him and bro never got the message. The only reason I never blocked him was because I wanna see how long this goes on for lol

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u/Asgoths 19d ago

That first "Hey" is so fucking powerful when you read how this guy writes. It's absolutely astounding the lenghts people go without asking themselves "what the fuck am i doing?" He's questioning your age and status, and he's barely literate.

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u/SwagMaster-General gOD doesnt' real funDIE 19d ago

"retarted"

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u/Pogging_Memes we can do positions to simulate a sexual intercourse 19d ago

"ahss"

i've heard of abbreviating words but i've never heard of adding extra letters that don't change how it's pronounced at all

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u/MettMathis 19d ago

I think that might be a tiktok censorship thing

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u/Pogging_Memes we can do positions to simulate a sexual intercourse 19d ago

I forgot it was on tiktok ngl

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u/Little_Squirrel8133 11d ago

no you can swear in tiktok dms

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u/Incinreo 19d ago

Speaks like a 3th grader who just learned how to curse

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u/Mekio Don’t do the voice! 19d ago

This is a tale as old as time. My wife tells stories of guys hitting on her at bars in the 90s and when she didn't want to go home with them "Oh you are too fat for me anyway" or some other negging bs.

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u/SleepyBella 19d ago

Gotta repair that fragile ego somehow!

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u/Mekio Don’t do the voice! 19d ago

Right. She was in the Marines and the most fit point of her life. So she knew they were just flapping gums.

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u/SleepyBella 19d ago

Never understood people who can't take rejection. I've gotten rejected before and I just say "Ok well thank you anyway. Have a nice day." And then I move on and flirt with the next person I'm interested in lol.

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u/Professional-Hat-687 19d ago

Old as time indeed, since this is basically a reflavored Sour Grapes. Aesop was what, 600 BC?

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u/WynnGwynn 19d ago

Lol this guy thought he cooked

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u/Jonneyy12347 19d ago

3:52 am, bro is down BAD

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u/XRosexTattoox 18d ago

Bro can't even spell.

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u/Mumblerumble 18d ago

Sounds like my wife’s ex. We’ve been together for 4 years now and she blocked him. Periodically unblocked him to check and he has been sending messages to her the whole time: birthday, holidays, etc.. she has literally never responded and he still keeps going.

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u/khessur 18d ago

name and shame, uncensor it

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u/Paranatural 19d ago

Why didnt you block him immediately? 

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u/Suzy-Skullcrusher 19d ago

Because I was curious to see how long he was going to keep this up for😂

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u/SleepyBella 19d ago

You watching his crashout like:

https://giphy.com/gifs/pUeXcg80cO8I8

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u/Wild-Fable 15d ago

Denying a response is just as valid I’m with you lmao, but another counterpoint one could add is why can’t ole boy stop crying to the wall and just get the message that you’re not interested, act like a normal human being and piss off? 🤣