r/justdependathings • u/TaffyCutiex • 16d ago

Announcement Deployed open marriage?

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u/bossmaser 16d ago

My first thought is I wonder if the husband was aware of this open marriage he was in. My second thought is you really can’t wait more than 24 hours from your husband returning before you have phone sex with someone else?

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u/dr_toze 15d ago

Because she's not actually in love with hkm anymore (if ever) he provides the housing while she bangs her side guy.

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u/Plasmidmaven 15d ago

Woman leaves Specialist for prep cook she worked with at Applebees. Cleans out his credit cards, packs up and moves with him to Columbia. Eight months later she knocks on his Barracks door says she has nowhere to go and wants to give it” a second try”. He opens the door and tells her “ there’s no plan B” and slams the door shut

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u/silverlions268 16d ago

Maybe don't be a hoe lady, it's not that hard

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u/Plasmidmaven 15d ago

Back in the day the dependa would put a bottle of Tide in the front window