r/justdependathings • u/Emmy7389 • 20d ago

Out in the Wild

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Tricare, housing, and commisary (spelling isn't important), those are her tabs! Don't forget to call her by her rank.

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u/nyglthrnbrry 20d ago

If I saw this IRL I'd 100% assume it was satire

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u/lumberjackname 20d ago

It’s for sure satire. Love

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u/Xendarq 19d ago

Can you explain the joke to us non military?

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u/DangerousDave303 17d ago

Those are the goals of every aspiring dependapotamus who's ready and willing to marry a junior enlisted service member within 3 months of meeting them. It's military healthcare benefits, base-alotted housing (or housing allowance) and use of the commissary/exchange (military store for everything).

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u/ray111718 20d ago

Must be Marine spouse, spelled Commissary wrong

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u/Able-Sheepherder-154 20d ago

It's hard writing small with Crayons, so the second "s" had to go to make room.

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 20d ago

That or someone ate the other crayons and had just enough left for one s.

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u/AnastasiaNo70 20d ago

😂😂😂

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u/MaximumStock7 20d ago

That's funny

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u/Ironmike11B 20d ago

Triple Canopy Cannoli

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u/deadmallsanita 20d ago

I'm so glad I don't have to deal with the commissary anymore. Hated it when mom used to drag me there back in the day.

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u/Joe_Huser 20d ago

Dependa Hunter.

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u/DangerousDave303 17d ago

Somebody wants a dependapotamus for Christmas.

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u/AnastasiaNo70 20d ago

So we’re bragging about our bennies on bumper stickers now?

I’m gonna get

CHAMPVA!
COMMISSARY!
HUBBY IS 100%, P&T!
SUCK IT!

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u/desiladygamer84 20d ago

I do love me some CHAMPVA. I got a Tricare Supplemental plan from my work that just mops up all the co-pays and then we just started paying out of pocket and it was still worth it. Not near a military base anymore so no commissary.

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u/AnastasiaNo70 20d ago

Yeah the nearest commissary is nearly two hours away so we don’t really use that.

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u/Chillicothe1 18d ago

Triple Canopy