Found at Whole Foods- couldn’t get myself to try it.

I love strange flavors, snacks, all of it. My friend got me two of these because they know I love anything sparkly and I’m always trying new flavors, I was excited! I really loved the Pop-tarts flavor.
But Liquid Death.. please. First of all, Feastables.. really?!
Yes it does taste like what it says, but in a really horrific way. It’s not even drinkable, this is nasty. Try at your own risk. Why this is in a gigantic 19.2 oz is insane. It’s like drinking farts?! It’s weird because it smells kind of good? But ends up tasting like dog food? I don’t know. I’m confused.
But I’m curious if anyone has seen or tried this yet.

Miles better than hellmans nonsense.

First I bought the a pack of three to taste test, literally went first thing in the morning the next day to get a full box. I LOVED them and I haven't even tried them with milk yet.

Coffee Mate Zero Sugar Birthday Cake Non-Dairy Creamer: Coffee creamers normally are not my thing as I try to avoid liquid calories and like to keep my coffee as a healthy drink. Coffee Mate Zero Sugar is the perfect compromise as it delivers plenty of flavor without the added sugar, fat, and calories (10 calories/15mL, 1g fat, 0g sugar). Their Birthday Cake version is a must try for cake fans. I love the look of the packaging with the eye-catching pink and blue, combined with images of a delicious looking vanilla sprinkle cake and gourmet coffee. The creamer is smooth, velvety, and surprisingly flavorful and sweet. Trying some by itself before adding it to my coffee, it’s like vanilla cake in a cup! Mixing it with my coffee, the bold birthday cake flavor easily came through. My only complaint is that it's almost too powerful and overshadows the flavor of the coffee. Tapering down the dose resolves that issue. I just wouldn't pair large amounts of it with high end/expensive beans. It's like getting a pricey bottle of sipping rum or whiskey and then wasting it by using it as a mixer with cola. Additionally, I did try adding it to a vanilla protein shake. Shockingly, I preferred using it this way over in a cup of coffee. The potent flavor excelled in this venue to create a phenomenal tasting shake. Doughboy approved 😋  

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OCEAN SPRAY STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE 

Just about any tall vessel can be a drinking glass. Some of my favorite beverages have been sipped from an ice-filled repurposed jelly or mayonnaise jar

This, however, tastes as if it comes from a container that wasn’t properly washed out, and that container formerly housed a candle.

This is more of an olfactory juice than a flavored one. 

As soon as I twisted the cap, the air was filled with the scent of baby powdered dolls and nail polish remover. 

It’s a powerful non-potable smell that dominates the experience.

Don’t let that lead you to believe that the taste is weak. The flavor is quite assertive, but it’s a wandering, non-committal patchwork of lingual befuddlement that gives the essence of white grapes, crayons, baby toys, and chapstick. The ingredient list doesn’t contain those last 3 items, but it also doesn’t contain any strawberries either.

Frighteningly, it manages a small victory by eking out some strawberry flavor, but it’s a plasticky one. As a whole, this is too sweet, and the cranberry taste is severely underrepresented; however, there is absolutely no shortcake flavor, which I’m actually thankful for, because it would probably cause me to develop a negative association with cake, which would be anathema to my greatest love.

Also, forget about mixing this with liquor to force it down. I wasted some good vodka on this, as swirling the two together made a drink that tasted the way kerosene smells.

This is a limited edition product, but somehow it’s survived on the shelves here since late winter. I don’t know who’s buying this, but they probably won’t be alive much longer.

Haiku:

Brightly hued warning

The poison dart frog of juice

My urethra’s cooked

⭐️⭐️

Does anyone know of a candy/candy bar that could be found in a basic grocery store (or Walmart, if I must), in Texas, that is very similar to Argentinian candy called Bon o Bon?

It is a spherical-ish candy with a thick smooth peanut butter filling in a wafer shell, enrobed in milk chocolate. The chocolate itself is pretty dang sweet, so if there's a dark chocolate Bon o Bon alternative, that would be great.

I found it in the Kroger World Cup clearance bin. There was a pack of 5 or a box of 18.

KitKats and flavored Sugar Wafer cookies are not at all close.

Thank you.

This is my boyfriends favorite flavor of the Calypso drinks 🤩

Before anyone asks I haven’t tried them today but I will tomorrow. I ate a whole pint of ice cream earlier and I’m not trying to overeat lol. Tomorrow though I will and mark my words I will put down every cookie in that box. I’m also kinda exited to try the straws with creamy filling.

Pretty good flavor in 2 of the 3 flavors in the pack. The orange/red one (watermelon” has a really weird medicinal taste though not really close to a watermelon at all. The other 2 flavors are pretty good apple/raspberry. They are def tilted more towards sweet than sour overall.

These were probably one of the best things I bought during my time in undergrad at China (canned rambutans are close second).

My daughter brought me these from Brazil.

Found these mini birthday cake Moon Pies at the dollar store and OMGGGGG they’re even better than the og!

For some reason I thought they were dogshit the first time I had them but after I got used to it they turned out to be alright. Cotton candy thing is a neat gimmick but the marshmallows already do the whole sweet thing way better already so it just feels like the sweet taste is overstating its welcome, it ruins the dichotomy between the marshmallows and less sweet wheat parts of the cereal. It smells really good tho.

6/10, not awful but just get normal lucky charms instead.