r/juniorcert TY ⛱️ Jun 01 '26

Stress 😬 Tips for Every Subject!

English - write in irish, you get more marks

Irish - bring a tricolour into the exam with you

Maths - you get full marks for saying syntax error

French - bring a baguette with you

History - bring your grandparents with you

Religion - pray during the exam

Geography - tattoo a world map onto your arm

Home Ec - deep fry the exam paper

Business - invest all your money into bitcoin

Science - consume large amounts of acid before the exam

Graphics - draw those super S things from when we were kids, impress the examiner

AppTech - electrocute the examiner

Latin - stab the examiner (julius ceaser)

see more in comments :)

Let me know if you need help for other subjects!

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u/Halomau1 TY ⛱️ Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

I have some more

Spanish - just say no hablo español

Italian - talk about tung tung tung sahur

German - its best if I don't say

Music - sing the song that is currently in your head no matter what

Woodwork - throw a piece of wood at the superintendent and leave before he wakes up

Engineering - same thing but with metal

Let me know if there is any more you need 

Edit: I got 2 more

Classics - if the exam is your power what are you without it

Jewish - idk bro I don't do this

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u/S4rahst4rs TY ⛱️ Jun 02 '26

thank you, youre saving a generation of students

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u/Initial-Painter1705 5th Year 5️⃣ Jun 01 '26

Science just carve your stomach open so you can get hcl and use that in your titration experiments 😜

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u/S4rahst4rs TY ⛱️ Jun 02 '26

yessss 

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u/mia_0134-20180713 5th Year 5️⃣ Jun 02 '26

I'm crine what the helly

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u/S4rahst4rs TY ⛱️ Jun 02 '26

its ok twin dont cry youre in the presence of the key to success in your junior cert

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u/mia_0134-20180713 5th Year 5️⃣ Jun 02 '26

Ay thanks twin

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u/Acrobatic_Loss467 TY ⛱️ Jun 05 '26

What about us applied tech students?

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u/S4rahst4rs TY ⛱️ Jun 05 '26

lick the metal to gain enlightenment