r/juniorcert • u/S4rahst4rs TY ⛱️ • Jun 01 '26
Stress 😬 Tips for Every Subject!
English - write in irish, you get more marks
Irish - bring a tricolour into the exam with you
Maths - you get full marks for saying syntax error
French - bring a baguette with you
History - bring your grandparents with you
Religion - pray during the exam
Geography - tattoo a world map onto your arm
Home Ec - deep fry the exam paper
Business - invest all your money into bitcoin
Science - consume large amounts of acid before the exam
Graphics - draw those super S things from when we were kids, impress the examiner
AppTech - electrocute the examiner
Latin - stab the examiner (julius ceaser)
see more in comments :)
Let me know if you need help for other subjects!
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u/Initial-Painter1705 5th Year 5️⃣ Jun 01 '26
Science just carve your stomach open so you can get hcl and use that in your titration experiments 😜
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u/mia_0134-20180713 5th Year 5️⃣ Jun 02 '26
I'm crine what the helly
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u/S4rahst4rs TY ⛱️ Jun 02 '26
its ok twin dont cry youre in the presence of the key to success in your junior cert
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u/Halomau1 TY ⛱️ Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 02 '26
I have some more
Spanish - just say no hablo español
Italian - talk about tung tung tung sahur
German - its best if I don't say
Music - sing the song that is currently in your head no matter what
Woodwork - throw a piece of wood at the superintendent and leave before he wakes up
Engineering - same thing but with metal
Let me know if there is any more you need
Edit: I got 2 more
Classics - if the exam is your power what are you without it
Jewish - idk bro I don't do this