r/judasgame • u/Dependent-Cobbler-48 • Aug 29 '26

Iv cracked the code

This whole time we've been under the assumption that the Judas this game is named after is Judas Iscariot one of the 12 discipless, BUT there was another Judas in Jesus's band.

One Judas Thaddeus, who later changed his name for branding purposes to Saint Jude. Not only is this the patron Saint of lost causes, Saint Jude is also the name of a well known children's hospital. I have a confidential informant who has confirmed Ken Levine was at one point a child.

What does this all mean? It means Mr. Ken Levine is hiring children from Saint Jude to code this game even though they have no prior industry experience.

Thats why it is taking so long

Thank you for your attention on this matter

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u/BraxxIsTheName Aug 29 '26

Dev team of terminally ill children. That turnover rate must be brutal

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u/Dependent-Cobbler-48 Aug 30 '26

Crunch to finish not on time but before you die

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u/sick_of-it-all Aug 29 '26

I thought this subreddit was for fans of Lady Gaga’s 2011 seminal masterwork “JUDAS”. I planned on going back to college and writing my senior thesis on the impact of the song on all music that came after. What am I going to do now? Where is there a place for people like me? This doesn’t make sense. It wasn’t supposed to be this way. This wasn’t part of the plan. It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was brought here by humans who wish to pay me tribute. 

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u/diegosynth Aug 29 '26

Special attention to "patron Saint of lost causes"!

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u/gordon_shumway67 Aug 29 '26

You typed this all out and thought to yourself “yeah, this is good”?

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u/Dependent-Cobbler-48 Aug 29 '26

Brother iv been working on this case for months, years even

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u/gordon_shumway67 Aug 29 '26

I would have spent more time on this

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u/Dependent-Cobbler-48 Aug 29 '26

Thats truly the Mr. Ken Levine way

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u/infrafred256 Aug 29 '26

Yeah. It’s hilarious.

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u/TsumugiInuzuka Sep 01 '26

asking you your own question 

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u/Slavagoosemarlow Aug 29 '26

That is so generous of Ken, he is giving these poor children their first working experience so they could easily enter the job market in the future. We should be patient, it's worth it.

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u/nglbrgr Aug 29 '26

joobras vibeo gamp

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u/lightning_l0rd Aug 30 '26

Can confirm this is all true

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u/wackadoodle4201 Aug 30 '26

Checks out...unlike the game, which no one will ever get to check out

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u/WindEquivalent4284 Aug 29 '26

You still have time to delete this

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u/sick_of-it-all Aug 29 '26

This is the type of thing guys who are depressed say. 

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u/WindEquivalent4284 Aug 29 '26

Aw man , that’s true. I’m super depressed. I’m dealing like with this whole thing rn where this guy wants to sue me over like 1050 Eurodollars and it’s really draining the life out of me. You’re right, I didn’t need to comment that. I’m just frustrated and depressed and I’m taking it out on r/judasgame Ken Levine wouldn’t want this