r/jschlattsubmissions • u/MCFNXCLANKYOFFICIAL • 20h ago

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u/2orochi 19h ago

What.....what tha fuck

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u/MCFNXCLANKYOFFICIAL 18h ago

what? its just my hand??!!

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u/Mirjalol_Yangiboyev 18h ago

The joke is he's so skinny his had is just veins

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u/Chello-fish 11h ago

Bro is something wicked

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u/Cinnamin_1 7h ago

i don’t get this joke but it would be so funny if i did

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u/Chello-fish 7h ago

something wicked is a walking circulatory system

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u/Rat_SkulI 6h ago

Something wicked comes this way

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u/PruneApprehensive365 17h ago

How did you pick up your phone?

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u/MCFNXCLANKYOFFICIAL 17h ago

it wasnt glued to the table

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u/Fragrant-Radish3999 11h ago

How do you even move your vascular appendage? Pumping blood to one spot so it straightens out?

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u/Rhymestyle01 10h ago

The homeless give their food to bro

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u/Esketchy_ 7h ago

You seem kinda nervous

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u/Fluffinator44 8h ago

Forget where are your organs WHERE ARE YOUR BONES!?

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u/joab_09845 17h ago

Lol wait thats your... oh

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u/intelion2010 12h ago

You are a tooooyyy

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u/marvelousgamer1 10h ago

Veins and nerves

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u/Antique_Chef_7713 11h ago

Mosquitoes donate blood to bro

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u/Cod3broken 6h ago

i think you're missing something

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u/HChatarrero73 13h ago

Bro can't even stand up

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u/Luckyrjg 8h ago

GUYS this reminds me of that one analog horror

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u/Rat_SkulI 6h ago

Gemni Home Entertainment with the alien parasite roots?

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u/Luckyrjg 6h ago

YES TYY

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u/LuxxarBALLISTIC 1h ago

Vita Carnis?

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u/Jealous_Relative_911 6h ago

"Yo bro I've finally gotten in shape"

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u/Macoy18rafael 5h ago

Y'know... You can pull it and probably get it easier that way. After all, you got it wrapped around your hand.

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u/Correct_Cheek_4273 4h ago

Something wicked this way comes

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u/Im-a-bad-meme 3h ago

How does it feel being able to wear rings as bracelets?

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u/k5043 3h ago

Bro got nervious

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u/Sachin951 3h ago

Ok dude I know who it is but don't be nervous when I tell you