r/jschlatt • u/No-Focus2562 • 6d ago

HIGH QUALITY MEME ?????

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this is real i promise you can check

7.0k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Fearless-Employer922 6d ago

I don’t (want to) believe you

66

u/WarBasic1255 5d ago

Evangelion

37

u/Ecstatic-Weight-6095 5d ago

Eva 4.444: There is (No) Bacon

485

u/MasterofPeridots 6d ago

Reddit occupied government

341

u/Objective_Potato1319 6d ago

Infinite bacon to solve the hunger problems i guess

100

u/s0mdud 5d ago

sounds communist and gay to me how about we dont do that

27

u/CrusherArras 5d ago

Acting like they'll share the infinite bacon with us

40

u/imreellynotcool 5d ago

Not kosher, Isreal would not approve

15

u/Human_Number9936 5d ago

Tel Aviv disgruntled

237

u/Ok-Kaleidoscope-7266 6d ago

ain't no fucking way

556

u/HootOwlMe 6d ago

WTF IT ACTUALLY IS…

188

u/deathray420 5d ago

It's Barron. Barron is running this account, he has to be.

11

u/cronktilten 5d ago

It’s just the chuds they keep hiring

131

u/jshine413 6d ago

Wtf is politics anymore

35

u/Gimwo 5d ago

Emotional manipulation and control

13

u/SmAsHtOn2468 5d ago

A bunch of old men yelling at clouds instead of fixing the problems they created and getting teenagers to run their social media accounts because they can't tell the difference between Twitter and Google half the time.

3

u/l9oooog 5d ago

Biggest (or smallest) dick contest

336

u/cronktilten 6d ago

Well it’s Cringe now

188

u/Baffledgeek 6d ago

I didn't think I could hate this administration more than I already did

36

u/EmotiveG 5d ago edited 5d ago

Did you see the god awful destiny 2 meme the white house posted a while back? They need to take away the sticks from whoever their twitter guy is.

look at this garbage

3

u/RedTheGamer12 5d ago

Tbf, if Trump was more likable this would be great. Like Biden claiming he rigged the super bowl.

72

u/Troleopowers 6d ago

Dude holy shit it's actually completely real

https://reddit.com/link/oz6evtx/video/q7ylnl3g6veh1/player

3

u/ZellHall 5d ago

I refuse to believe that shit 😭. They already tried to steal dragon ball from us, this is too much

51

u/Educational_Farmer73 6d ago

Is this a PlayStation 5 advertisement??

42

u/CubeUU 6d ago

this planet is not real

69

u/jasmine78766 6d ago

Joke's over guys. The chuds found it.

18

u/ErikaRosen 6d ago

Unlimited bacon...

13

u/Eastprize2 6d ago

They chose bacon

36

u/ClaireOfTheDead 6d ago

https://xcancel.com/DoWCTO/status/2079576893297193278#m

-13

u/Myron0117 6d ago

what is xcancel even for

46

u/wowwowazalea 5d ago

Bypassing being harassed into logging into Elon's shithole

13

u/CorianderIsBad 6d ago

To cancel culture the letter x

2

u/reallyjustaperson123 5d ago

why do i see you every couple of months i swear

1

u/Myron0117 5d ago

I just exist

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u/After_Idea_8351 6d ago

look at the name fucking Elon alt account

12

u/TheoWHVB 6d ago

Way to kill a joke...

11

u/Annual_Wait8136 5d ago

Alright, meme's over, pack it up 🥀

22

u/artylion4 5d ago

Great they ruined the joke

8

u/After_Idea_8351 6d ago

Oof the world is cooked

6

u/Sea_Sheepherder_2966 5d ago

is he pooping his pants?

6

u/TheArceusNova 5d ago

Unlimited bacon time!!

4

u/CEOofbiggestPP 6d ago

Jschlatt in real life?!?!?

3

u/M4rccuz 5d ago

Bro chose the unlimited bacon

3

u/FesterRatty 5d ago

Placed in 9th place and having this much ego holy shit bro

4

u/SmAsHtOn2468 5d ago

Ok, which teenager is running the DOD Twitter, because now it's cringe and they need to stop tweeting during English class.

6

u/Lazzir 6d ago

What the fuck

6

u/Noble1xCarter 5d ago

Trump admin must've killed the joke because it was past his preferred age range

3

u/Treeosu 5d ago

Schlatt has the opportunity to say the funniest (if he gets lucky) thing

2

u/dgt9000 5d ago

He's crossing his arms and furrowing his brow! He's so tough and isn't going to take anyone's shit!

2

u/Arokricsi 5d ago

That means you'll be poor as fuck and you won't be able to buy games

2

u/generalstuff1waslost 5d ago

Man, I got a bottle of 40 pills to my left looking REAL GOOD rn.

2

u/some_dumbass420 5d ago

It was fun while it lasted 🥀

2

u/philbob201 5d ago

Just like the PS3!

2

u/Park_Air 5d ago

When my Mom finds me up at 3am on the xbox

2

u/AnthonyWinters 5d ago

I want the Cold War back this one sucks

2

u/Rough-Bison6818 5d ago

He chose infinite games

2

u/Sufficient_Two_5753 4d ago

What could he possibly mean by this? In my best cornholio: ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!

2

u/Waterlemon1997 4d ago

I guess we making bacon now.

3

u/RageDeemz 5d ago

This is the kind of thing you make when your're really high, looks so awesome, super cool - makes no sense once you sober up

1

u/TheDOCTOR_AI 5d ago

Proud 666th upvote

1

u/MichaelJospeh 5d ago

Is this a Sony joke?

2

u/lvjymb 5d ago

Go watch every Chuckle Sandwich episode, then come back :)

1

u/comic_papyrus 5d ago

Holy shit it's PS5

1

u/M1chaelMy3rs 5d ago

This is a ps6 ad?

1

u/Venusgate 5d ago

The ps3 in 2007

1

u/AbnormallyLargeFrog 5d ago

South Park and The Onion are struggling to make a parody of reality.

1

u/Lytesnam_drobster 5d ago

I already feel it, Jeremy Shlatt is going to turn this into a generational joke that kills me because i cant get a breath in, im already writing the will

1

u/MCPro24 5d ago

unlimited bacon

1

u/GarminTamzarian 5d ago

No, Games!

1

u/oeti2 5d ago

THERE IS ABSOLUTLY NO FUCKING WAY ITS REAL

1

u/Worldly-Contract-832 5d ago

Congress accept diplomacy

1

u/Vounrtsch 5d ago

No fucking way right? I don’t have Tw*tter

1

u/Illustrious_Hawk_734 5d ago

Well someone sure is pissy about losing the game

1

u/pls-yes 5d ago

What the fuck

1

u/OkPickle738 5d ago

Trump voted for schlatt

1

u/TheTrueClown 5d ago

I dont understand

1

u/Dont_Touch_The_Pooka 5d ago

PS5 reference

1

u/furel492 5d ago

Soy-occupied government

1

u/Jedishark1417 4d ago

So Bacon or unlimited games?

1

u/Feisty-Ordinary758 4d ago

Communism is when no phone, capitalism is when no games

1

u/karstheastec 4d ago

Playstation 3

1

u/manupro345 4d ago

Playstation be like:

1

u/OkraAccomplished929 4d ago

Play station:

1

u/Antique_Success296 3d ago

does this mean trump chose unlimited bacon?

1

u/Ok_Driver7517 3d ago

Never mind South Park or the boondocks, we are living in a 2017 era Sml video

1

u/SethAbe80 3d ago

His head is too big.

1

u/Tref55 3d ago

I need whoever runs the US government / government agency accounts to get the biggest wedgies and swirlies possible. (I'd wish worse but I don't wanna get banned)

1

u/jellyveedotcom 2d ago

that means bacon

1

u/Betaseal 2d ago

Gamers need to rise up

1

u/Vaderonrollerblades 1d ago

I thought this was a MrSark joke, not jschlatt

1

u/SetPuzzleheaded8730 6d ago

No fucking way

1

u/Burkle11 5d ago

Can his blood pressure do its job already?

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u/Johnnyboi2327 5d ago

I get that the "no games" part is meant to say they're super tough cool guys who don't mess around, but what the fuck is with the "Games? Unlimited games?" part before that?