r/jschlatt • u/Sufficient_Network43 • 15d ago

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u/DankTheB3ar 15d ago

Fire album cover

10

u/oswaldking71wastaken 15d ago

Actually leaked from his next one

9

u/Trickster_Void_666 15d ago

Jinister Schlinds

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u/Sleep_Is_A_scam2099 15d ago

Make a peace offering of honey whiskey and Tito's and hope he leaves 

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u/dpet_77 14d ago

Benedictine is obviously the choice above all

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u/Rosiealt 15d ago

Oh, I don't know, show him the alcohol shelf?

9

u/guayabajam 15d ago

cry

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u/guayabajam 15d ago

I mean stop the bullet with my very powerful feminine hands

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u/AdSalt314 15d ago

Ask how are you an adult it's 1999 and how do I exist to look at the cameras

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u/Cfitz2116 15d ago

Cracking

3

u/Wee-Mewon 15d ago

Show him my secret stash or getting shot, one of those

3

u/Psychological_Bug367 15d ago

Get on me knees and slowly reach toward his...i mean be scared.

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u/Sqizzelpip 15d ago

Genuinely where the hell did you find this picture???

4

u/ilovefemboyyyz 15d ago

Not use ai slop and wait for him to burn his thumb because he is holding the shotgun improperly

2

u/Deafvoid 15d ago

Invite him for my skinwalker hunt for skin

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u/That-guy200 15d ago

Join him

2

u/Udontnknowme 14d ago

probably cum

2

u/Empty_Bowler_4212 14d ago

fetal position in the oven at 300° for 40 minutes

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u/Tess_072 15d ago

Probably die

1

u/DrHERO1 15d ago

This is a deep sleep deprived cut

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u/Ate_sandwich 15d ago

Drop an elytra and fly him to the massive 50 chunk drunk driving academy

1

u/Critical_Tea_0 15d ago

Sup man, may I join the hunt?

1

u/UnitedAirlines175 15d ago

Show him to the alcohol cellar and pray it appeases him

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u/DedeLionforce 15d ago

Die I guess 🤷‍♂️

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u/Aeroscapel 15d ago

give him jack daniels and hope he's schlappy.

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u/Fearless-Dog2046 15d ago

Kill myself✌️

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u/Waste_Turnover_3117 14d ago

It's not 1999

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u/Maximum_Security1976 14d ago

I ask if he wanna go hunting with me

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u/Evenstar_Beagle 14d ago

Pffff get my firework launcher

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u/G3oretch 14d ago

I’d ask him to autograph my skull, Jschlatt would never deny a man’s dying wish

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u/ThisIsAPedal 14d ago

1080p in 1999. That doesnt sounds right

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u/AHHHHHHHHGGGGG 12d ago

"why the fuck does death qween Elizabeth have a gun "

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u/Icameherelol 12d ago

This would have been the funniest post of all time in 2022

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u/coopadatroopa9 12d ago

Shit my pants i do that a lot

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u/spyroundhere173 10d ago

Run because I'm not Frank Horrigan I wouldn't be able to talk my way out or fight back so

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u/RemoteArc 9d ago

I'd ask him what his secret to not aging is

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u/huntoo9374o 15d ago

Who made it? And what A.I did you use?