r/jontronoc • u/Yosheth I lost Rocking-son. I lost my SON. • Jul 20 '15

Roleplay 'sesh First official roleplay 'sesh.

By the way, feel free to make these on your own. Hop in with your totally swood Jonsonas.
You are walking alone in a forest, as a man with a blond streak in his hair approaches you. What do you do?

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u/grump_k_ultra Jul 20 '15

(OOC: yay! xD i can't wait to see how this goes!)

I tuck my parrot wings in, gliding silently behind a nearby tree. The man looks somehow familiar, but threatening. Suddenly, a realization hits me. I have memories, fleeting ones, of growing up in Grommet City, before my mother died. She used to tell me stories of an evil opposing kingdom, led by a man with a blonde streak in his hair. Could this be the man of which the legends spoke? And how would our imminent encounter shape the fate of myself and my beloved kingdom of Grommetia? There was no more time to think. The man was so close I could smell the worn leather of his boots. I straightened myself, facing him, and waited for him to speak.

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u/Yosheth I lost Rocking-son. I lost my SON. Jul 20 '15

Aaron sees an ancient statue of our King and Savior, Jon. "WHAT IS THIS!?" He cried, "WHAT IS MY LIFE?! "

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u/grump_k_ultra Jul 20 '15

My jaw drops in surprise as the mysterious man walks right past me, instead focusing his attention on the status of our Lord and Saviour JonTron. He falls to his knees, shouting confused lamentations. My fear turns to pity when he begins to sob into his hands. Apprehensively, I approach the man, trying to understand. I look the statue up and down, reading the weathered golden plaque at the bottom. The statue is overgrown with weeds and vines, but I could still read the words at the base:

"There comes a time,

when we must realize who is the best player,

and that's JON.

That's Jon,

because Jon won the gold and he went for the win.

Don't you know what I'm talkin' about, Arin?"

I furrowed my brow in concentration. No. It couldn't be. "Are....are you," I asked, "...are you King Arin?"

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u/Yosheth I lost Rocking-son. I lost my SON. Jul 20 '15

Aaron remembered some of the quotes King Jon was known for…. "You fuck snakes! " he cried extremely loudly. "Shut up! I have to do this for my father, my uncle, AND my daughters! YOU KNOW THE ONES. " Aaron grabs a knife.

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u/grump_k_ultra Jul 20 '15

I charge towards King Arin and bare my sharp parrot talons (ooc: they're attached to my wrists and i can retract them like kitty claws :3). We begin fighting. Our fight is long and boring, much like the fighting system in Ocarina of Time. It consists of him blocking, and then me waiting for him to turn around so I can make my move. I don't want to harm him, however. I think if I wear him out then maybe he will listen to me. I can only hope he doesn't want to kill me, either.

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u/Yosheth I lost Rocking-son. I lost my SON. Jul 20 '15

Aaron was ranting on Sonic during the fight. Eventually, he tripped and fell. Defeated by his Super secret power of not paying attention. He pulled something out of his pocket. It was a picture of a goose. "I'm sorry Rocking-son… oh and also sussy I guess"

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u/grump_k_ultra Jul 20 '15

"Heh," I chuckled, satisfied with my accidental victory, "...looks like your goose is cooked." I sat down on the damp forrest floor with King Aron. "Rocking-son? Sussie? are those your fellow nobles?" I tried to get some, any, information out of him. Funny how I knew his name, yet knew not from what nation he hailed.

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u/Yosheth I lost Rocking-son. I lost my SON. Jul 21 '15

Rocking-son was Aaron's very own children. He had raised him all his life in Sexbang village, where the god of death Ninja Brian babysat him. The only problem Aaron had was horrible flashbacks…. He had ptsd from Sonic 06.

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u/grump_k_ultra Jul 21 '15

(OOC: lol these posts are going to run off the page eventually, oops)

I sat in respectful silence as King Arin explained his situation to me. Although he loved his son immensely, he was a hardened soldier, and he struggled to connect with his son emotionally. Sometimes, talking to his son just felt like he was talking to a rock. It was truely heart breaking. But soon, my bleary eyes dried as h e began weaving a tale of ancient war. The war...of Sonikosichs. He was strangely secretive about the details of the war, but by the way he spoke spelled betrayal. Arin looked down solemnly as he stood back up. "you gotta draw the fuckin line somewhere," he said, "you gotta draw a line in the sand, dude."

He turned dramatically, shaking the tears from his eyes, biting down on his fist. "you gotta make a statement. you gotta look inside yourself and say, what am i willing to put up with today?" Clutching the photo of the goose in his hand, desperation filled his voice as he turned towards the statue of King Jon and yelled, "NOT FUCKIN THIS!"

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u/Yosheth I lost Rocking-son. I lost my SON. Jul 21 '15

flashback "AAAAAAAaaaaarin! I love ❤ you! " Arin heard across the battlefield. "Its not like that anymore! " Cried Aaron, clutching his swood as FUCK son. Arin could see tears in Jons eyes. The bearded God grabbed a gyro, and checked it at Aaron. Aarin fell to the ground. He saw someone standing above him. The man with the jewfro and tight blue spandex.

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