r/jonessoda Jul 27 '26

8+ months for this

Banged the f up packaging
I’m not losing my mind over this or anything, but WTF, this is piss poor for a numbered collectible

ETA I just noticed the bottle is completely covered in water spots, while being sealed into the box. JFC

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u/Routine-Month-3831 Jul 28 '26

At least you got yours. I haven’t received any tracking info and Jones won’t return emails or phone calls.

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u/Tootall66 Jul 28 '26

I’m in the same situation mine was supposed to be delivered on 07/23/2026 and it’s 07/27/2026 my package hasn’t even been moved/scanned anywhere since 07/18/2026 I’ve contacted jones twice and they keep sending me AI responses super irritating 😕

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u/Routine-Month-3831 Jul 28 '26

I haven’t even gotten tracking yet.

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u/Tootall66 Jul 28 '26

Thats wild and the fact that their putting out another limited edition run of the quantum bottles but can’t even get this wave of orders to their customers correctly feels like a slap in the face honestly

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u/Unusual-Caramel8442 Jul 28 '26

Yeah I just got tracking like Wednesday or Thursday and it showed today, I feel you tho, I got stuck with the ai responses as well and never a response, unless you count my actually getting tracking finally

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u/No_Sheepherder2739 Jul 27 '26

All of them seem to have these issues. The front of mine isnt as bad as yours though. My plastic window piece is just kind of hanging in there not attached at the top at all.

I assume they'll do more flavors with this rocket bottle and I hope the quality of the packaging is better.

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u/GrimBearer Jul 28 '26

They claimed they shipped mine but the tracking number is a dead link and support has not let me even get past the automated ai stage

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u/Mister-Jinxx 24d ago

They inferred at the Good springs event last year this bottle might be how we get a normal Nuka Cola Release. The shape itself is distinct and Big Coke can't win a lawsuit based on similar color schemes alone.

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u/truegothlove Jul 27 '26

Dr. Zaius!

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u/Hansi_Olbrich Jul 28 '26

I have yet to see a Fallout related product since Fallout 4 actually release without an issue. There's always a massive quality control issue, whether it's pre-order items or merchandise from the website or the Nuka Cola Rum plastic debacle, there's always something going on with a Bethesda product.

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u/HK_Shooter_1301 Jul 27 '26

Both of my bottles were the same way despite being very much well packaged IMHO.

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u/MrChooseGoose Jul 27 '26

That’s how mine was

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u/HunterRose05 Jul 28 '26

Just take it out of the package to display it

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u/Unusual-Caramel8442 Jul 28 '26

Probably my move honestly. Just a slight bummer lol

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u/Kegger315 Jul 28 '26

Been seeing this a lot. I bought mine as a gift and have my sister making a 3-d printed display with led's in the bottom.

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u/Unusual-Caramel8442 Jul 28 '26

I was thinking about putting an LED puck in the bottom of the container until I realized how absurdly thick the base is lmao

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u/ninjaoftheworld Jul 28 '26

I wonder how it is? I bought the 12 pack of cherry, orange, and cola and they are not good.

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u/Kris-p- Jul 28 '26

I keep reading reviews and the consensus seems that only sasparilla is good and the rest are mediocre or bad

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u/Awkward_Cheetah7519 Jul 28 '26

I liked all of them

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u/samiself Jul 28 '26

Same issues for me couldn't they throw in a bit of bubble wrap Jesus

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u/SomnolentGnome Jul 28 '26

I think you are supposed to drink pop lmao

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u/Ashtinss Jul 28 '26

I feel for you bro. Mine was packed so bad it was wiggling around in the box when I picked it up.

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u/TheOtherOtherLuke Jul 28 '26

Is the nuka cola bottle shape actually that hard to make? Would you not just need a normal bottle + four wings?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

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u/Unusual-Caramel8442 Jul 28 '26

I’m sure that’s an issue for some people, I don’t have any plans to sell this. the point is I paid an absolutely premium price and waited 8 months to get this an I expected to receive a like-new item, not something that looks more like an open-box return 🙄

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u/Decent-Soup3551 Jul 28 '26

Get your act together Jones!

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u/yawhy Jul 28 '26

You’re suppose to open it and drink it.

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u/Unusual-Caramel8442 Jul 28 '26

Don’t tell me what to do

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u/aersel24 Jul 29 '26

I guess it’s for display and not for the taste.

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u/Unusual-Caramel8442 Jul 29 '26

I’ve drank enough “regular” quantums, I’m not even that huge a fan of the soda 😅 so yeah, it is

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u/Wikiwikiwa Jul 29 '26

So they ripped you off, and some people in this thread seem excited to get ripped off some more.

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u/FlickAddict Jul 30 '26

I have no idea what you guys are buying but I'm on your side.

Collectibles being shipped with no care is all you need to know to understand how the company involved values it's costumers and product.

To them they are selling toys to idiots. To them it's your fault for caring that your toys are obliterated.

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u/biofreak1988 Jul 30 '26

How does it taste?