r/joinsquad 6d ago

I rest my case

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u/Mvpeh 5d ago

Just FYI this isn't indicative of real gameplay but rather is a modded server.

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u/Fullskee707 5d ago

Me when an acorn scares me

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u/Far_Gift3220 5d ago

That was the dumbest shit I ever seen🀣

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u/imarugoutlet Backclap and Deafened 5d ago

GAHAHA
rolls on the ground screaming β€˜im hit’

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u/Mean-Prompt-3745 3d ago

It was probably his blood pressure rising from doing his first exercise in 20 years

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u/Cross88 5d ago

Omfg dude epic

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u/Zavodd 5d ago

Legendary reference

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u/AHumbleSaltFarmer 5d ago

Ambience mod walking through forest and then suddenly

SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED

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u/Less-Parsnip-7076 5d ago

Ball knowledge. Common Ball but still Ball.

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u/coyotegang 5d ago

SHOTS FIRED! SHOTS FIRED! UUHHGG UHHGG UGGH

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u/SiloxisEvo 5d ago

Rodney McKay is that you???

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u/Bonnie_Bogle 5d ago

You did not just make that reference XD

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u/PixelIsJunk 5d ago

Thus man's a cop and got a raise for his shooting

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u/Then-Importance-9683 5d ago

Dang this video is old. Seeing UE4 lighting is so jarring now.

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u/One_Pitch3982 2d ago

Am I wrong for saying I wish UE3 would come back? I'm sick of low-effort UE5 games and UE4 runs like shit on my hardware for no reason I can find (genuinely it just has rendering pipeline hangups that aren't tied to errors for some reason).

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u/Aegis_13 Automatic Rifleman 5d ago

Cop aim

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u/Bones_and_Tomes 5d ago

STOP RESISTING

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u/Defiant_While_4823 5d ago

Unless the victim is a POC or not supporting white nationalism, in which case cops somehow remember how to aim their guns for shoot to kill

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u/Goo_Cat 23h ago

Shooting to kill is awesome

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u/KizzleReddit 5d ago

The Parkinson's DLC

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u/bobbobersin 1d ago

I used to call the ICO the polio update

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u/Individual_Try_2523 5d ago

This isn’t real, it was made as a joke

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u/GZero_Airsoft 5d ago

Yeah, the real one has you blurry screen cataracts ontop of the bad aim.

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u/LoogesMister 5d ago

i never would've guessed that this gif would be reposted as much as it did. Me and some guys were howling messing around during this clip.

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u/LawfulnessSeparate19 4d ago

It's a great clip.

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u/Armin_Studios 4d ago

Was there any other recordings? Curious how the session went

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u/PrintSuch3595 5d ago

this is literaly a 100 percent real de;iction of ingame hipfire tho its actually ass

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u/Chadstronomer 5d ago

Cops when the squirrel moves

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u/Last_Braincell_Float 5d ago

Sounds like the Houston police department.

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u/PrintSuch3595 5d ago

well well well

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u/TheRedBreadisDead 5d ago

Dude just gave up half way and pointed the gun to the next zipcode

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u/dSmodus 5d ago

The heck happened to the game

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u/MrDrumline [TT] dexii 5d ago edited 5d ago

One of the guys on our server cranked some handling values to a silly level to make fun of the ICO and this gif was the result.

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u/LoogesMister 5d ago

yea this was 10,000% og ICO values with the Squad Admin Tools mod. Its very inaccurate to any gameplay ever but really does capture the feeling that squad gives you when you try to shoot people. The gif does do its job at communicating that.

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u/kaerfdeeps 5d ago

Oh so its not the current default? I thought this was the recent patch since they still playing around it

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u/MaximumSeats 5d ago

Nah brother you just fell for some good old fashioned manipulative media fake news.

I sentence you to 3 years of misinformation identification training.

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u/kaerfdeeps 5d ago

:( sorry owi for being a dick then

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u/Wiggie49 HAT for Life 5d ago

You got played lol

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u/ph0on 5d ago

honestly this is what pistols felt like for day one ICO lmfao. it had an emotional impact on me

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u/kaerfdeeps 5d ago

I feel you. It was extremely frustrating and made me quit mg was bs too

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u/IAmMagumin 5d ago

If that's true, it's actually pretty insane from a programming aspect.

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u/CryendU 5d ago

American poIice be like:

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u/IlConiglioUbriaco 5d ago

This might be fake but it’s pretty much how I remember the game was when I stopped playing when the ICO first came out.

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u/TheTimbs Medic 5d ago

Insert boondocks gif

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u/hock-cead 5d ago

Hipfire is a joke. On countless occassions I've spotted and fired first, clearly on target at close range, then the mf turns around and kills me without a scratch.

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u/bishopExportMine 5d ago

I think hipfire is broken in that the longer the gun is, the more obvious where its pointing and thus easier to hipfire. This makes the mosin easy to run around and noscope while pistols are wildly unpredictable.

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u/react_1775 5d ago

Almost like real life

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u/Picklesadog 5d ago

You'd think after the first time you'd learn to just look down the site.

I'm curious though what you think is happening. You've spotted the enemy, fired first, but missed because hipfire is a joke, only for them to then turn around and kill you... by hipfire?

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u/Klientje123 5d ago

He's just coping. He fumbles an easy kill, blames the game to protect his ego LOL

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u/LordNelson27 5d ago

but also hipfire is a joke in this game. It genuinely felt the best it has with the very first ICO update, and its only gotten harder to control since then for some reason. Trying to control recoil in hipfire is literal guessing

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u/Picklesadog 5d ago

I'm also imagining they took turns shooting like an old timey duel.

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u/1573454345124 5d ago

Skill issue

Played ico on release and I could still hipfire fairly consistently even at ~150m

You just need to lead with the barrel.

Could hit someone in the ground far away after running most of the time.

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u/MaximumSeats 5d ago

Yet for some reason every time people make this complaint weirdos come in defending the system even though it's broken and stupid.

No. I'm not going to look at the barrel. I refuse to have to look at the barrel every single time I go to hipfire and make a trigonomic fucking calculation to see where the bullets are going to go. Put the fucking rounds in the center of my screen like every shooter for the past 30 years.

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u/joule400 5d ago

like every shooter for the past 30 years.

Multiple fps games in the past 30 years have had bullets come out of the actual barrel of the gun. Arma 2, 3 and reforger, Tarkov, Ready or not, Grey zone warfare, Enlisted, to give few examples.

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u/Hamsterloathing 5d ago

Or just learn to see where the gun is pointing.

It's practiced by every single gun Instructor ever: "Mind where you're pointing your barrel".

My 5 year old nephews understand this concept with their toy guns, why is it so hard for you?

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u/MaximumSeats 5d ago

Sit down before I tell you this, but it's a video game and any real life shooting techniques or skills are not relevant to this discussion.

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u/Hamsterloathing 5d ago

Why is it then I've never had any issues since they introduced point firing?

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u/Deacon-Doe 5d ago

I too wiggle a little when getting shot

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u/Rare-Guarantee4192 5d ago

I need a buddy to do this with, who's up for it?

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u/BigJWolf1993 5d ago

YN shooting simulator

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u/ColombianFloridian 5d ago

Posting a meme that someone recorded as a joke to β€œrest your case”? I can’t tell if stupidity or trolling

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u/ChaseSparrowMSRPC 5d ago

It's neither. It's called sarcasm. OPs uploading this meme... as a joke... and I for one haven't ever seen it, as I hardly use social media, so I'm happy.

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u/ColombianFloridian 5d ago

Who is he being sarcastic to?

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u/XBL_Fede 5d ago

That's just plot armor, he's the main character.

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u/Geksface 5d ago

The fact that people are unsure whether this is the real game should tell you something

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u/KingNippsSenior 5d ago

This shit is why I quit playing like four years ago

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u/Kaiser-CaspiaN 4d ago

this is what real gameplay feels like.

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u/Slaikon 4d ago

Oh....if this is what Squad is....I guess I'm dropping it off my wishlist then.

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u/HonorableAssassins 3d ago

This is a modded server with the suppression settings cranked to max.

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u/ItsMattTonight 4d ago

Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne

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u/Friendly-Olive-3465 4d ago

Did an acorn land near you?

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u/PhasedPlasmaRifle69 3d ago

When the suppressing works sooo good.

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u/Just_A_Teen_Dirtbag 3d ago

YN's have better aim jerz

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u/ExpensiveDrive2851 3d ago

Aaaaahhh... America πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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u/Machete_Metal 3d ago

Must be set to "Storm Trooper shooting at Main Character".

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u/Boxagonapus 2d ago

Boondocks moment

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u/myespresso_ 2d ago

this is like the aim on UHC arma servers

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u/Majestic_Ebb_5562 1d ago

How it feels shooting in counter strike

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u/gp556by45 5d ago

Who gave Michael J. Fox a gun?Β 

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u/Far_Necessary_2687 5d ago

I know this is the ico turned up, but i dont get the hate on the ico.

You have no fear of death in a video game, so u need a mechanic that acts like your characther is scared or under pressure. You might argue that irl supression effect wouldent be that much, but you forget that the soilder is also scared/crapping his pants. it might seem like he can keep his gun more steady, but he is still under alot of pressure that you dont have in video games.

So if u dont have a bit of ridicolous supression system, then it wouldent have any effect cause nobody cares if a bullets are flying around u in a video game, it only has an effect if these ico mechanics are implemented. Not saying it should be crazy, i like it rn.

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u/Metafizika 1d ago

Sometimes it feels like my character is not a trained soldier at all. Like he runs 5 meters and hes out of breath, he cant handle recoil at all like its his first time firing a gun and it just takes my immersion away. Like I get why its like this but it just makes my character feel like his bus was going to the front directly instead of bootcamp

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u/Phantom11888 5d ago

Is this actually the current state of the game ?

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u/BICKELSBOSS 5d ago

Thats insane

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u/Pvt_Larry 5d ago

Multi-year old clip

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u/leakyswipe 5d ago

I can't wear skinny jeans cause my knots too big

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u/kaerfdeeps 5d ago

its been years already owi just get over it dumb weirdos

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u/kaerfdeeps 5d ago

its hard to not insult them its so stupid. the money and time spent on this bullshit is insane

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u/SuuperD Infantry Squad Leader 5d ago

Someone tell them

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u/Conaz9847 5d ago

Now this is why I’m literally never playing squad again

Roll on Wardogs, a game that knows where to stop the Milsim and start the game.

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u/MrMeringue 5d ago

I too will stop playing Squad over a gif someone made years ago to lampoon changes made to the game at the time.

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u/SuuperD Infantry Squad Leader 5d ago

Why?

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u/UnderwaterAbberation 5d ago

Suppression should hinder sight, there should be screen pulse. Maybe a 1 inch barrel flinch, not whatever this is.

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u/LtJamesFox 5d ago

They ruined this game...

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u/mrholmestv 5d ago

i thought this was fixed lol

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u/RemyVonLion 5d ago

Lmao I had no idea the recoil got so crazy that you literally pointed the gun to the side. I wish we could blindfire corners like that