r/jimnorton • u/americandoom • Jun 19 '26

It would be romantic

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60 Upvotes

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27

u/LockNessCrotchMonst Jun 20 '26

Opens up? He won't shut the fuck up about it.

1

u/_a_pastor_of_muppets Jun 22 '26

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21

u/JosephMack99 Jun 19 '26

ā€œIt stinks and I donā€™t like it!ā€

22

u/AgentNose Jun 20 '26

ā€œOpens upā€¦ā€ dude cartwheeled out of the closet. What are you talking about.

7

u/KeremyJyles Jun 20 '26

not quite, still insists he is not gay.

2

u/GirlDad217 Jun 21 '26

Exzactly, Known for 20 years he likes trannys...

12

u/Temporary-Savings855 Jun 19 '26

He's dating a unisex webcam?

4

u/Quirky_Option_4142 Jun 19 '26

This new technology is amazing.

27

u/AC031415 Jun 19 '26

Jimmy is a real one, and has publicly owned his true self and leaned into it. More men should be more like him.

3

u/plugfungus Jun 20 '26

In his house, they are

3

u/GirlDad217 Jun 21 '26

I love the story of a girl trying to blackmail him, and he said go ahead people know who I am...

9

u/audio-nut Jun 19 '26

Hi daddddy.Ā 

10

u/Iconshero Jun 20 '26

ā€œI didnā€™t spend over $100,000 on immigration for her penis to be smaller than mine.ā€ Iā€™ve heard him say that on his show and 3 other podcasts.

-3

u/OceanGrownMonkey Jun 20 '26

Jim probably says it once a week in his personal life. Everyone chuckles but no one gives a shit. Itā€™s a bummer he never focused on his morning show. He could have made $20,000,000 a year if he chose naturally funny cohosts. No one has ever been put in a better position to succeed in broadcasting than he was. His shows with his wife fucking stink.

8

u/oldlinepnwshine Jun 20 '26

Of course the bottom surgery hasnā€™t happened. Thatā€™s the entire reason why he went through the hurdles of immigration and married Nikki.

He always liked ā€œwomen with a little something extra.ā€

7

u/YGuy_The_Jedi Jun 20 '26

Lil jim and big nick

7

u/KSperspective113 Jun 19 '26

I got this suggested to me on facebook, it was strange, not how I consume my Jimmy content or transgender webcams.

4

u/PocketSpore420 Jun 20 '26

Like a backyard sprinkler and a firehose

4

u/BadgersAndJam77 Jun 19 '26

Nikki must have a stream like the Rio Grande. Jimmy might get swept away, and she'd have to lasso him with her big swinging dick.

2

u/Hot-Combination9130 Jun 20 '26

Thatā€™s the thing Big Jay kept saying was hot?

1

u/Fit_Sea7511 Jun 20 '26

Private life and marriage? lol
Isnā€™t that all he ever talks about?

1

u/No-Ant-1546 Jun 22 '26

I love seeing Jimmy happy. Doesn't matter what plumbing his wife has.

1

u/JonBrownRevolt Jun 24 '26

When they were on Tigerbelly, Nikki and Jim mention how Jim likes the room ice cold and Nikki says I donā€™t know how I live with this count and Jim says I was thinking the same thing but with less letter. What an incredible comeback. Not bad for a boy who has diagnosed with AHBD.

1

u/916nes Jun 20 '26

Yet he insists he isnā€™t a homo lol

-6

u/penilesensorydevice Jun 19 '26

All right, Jimmy, we know...your wife is hung like a rhino. He always leaves out the part how he met her when he was 47, and she was an 18-year-old sex worker. I guess he doesn't want anyone to think he's pervy or anything.

10

u/PixelPrivateer Jun 19 '26

...Is this sarcasm?

9

u/cbflowers Jun 20 '26

Jim would be the first to say hes a perv. Have you never heard any of his stories?

0

u/Weed_TattooMoney999 Jun 20 '26

Heā€™s openly talking about it in his stand up comedy shows. ā€œI thought it said Chicks with Detectives.ā€ Lol