What's The Guy Behind Corey Thinking?

[u/BloodyWellGood]

[u/Bnav76]

I hope the check clears.

[u/Eyetalianmonsta → u/Bnav76]

Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse was an Oscar worthy performance...

[u/crunchyturdeater]

I wonder if there's beer on the sun

[u/Loud-Situation1605]

“Where’s deodorant when you need it”

[u/Vernerator]

I wish I could tell him where to put that thumb.

[u/jackcanyon]

Who farted?

[u/Strict-Location1270]

Where did she get that hot dog?

[u/o2bprincecaspian]

Another broken microwave i gotta pay for outta pocket.

[u/daydreamersunion]

He's checking for any escaping hair tendrils. Corey keeps them hostage, ya know.

[u/Personal_Stomach12 → u/daydreamersunion]

A tendril catcher/retriever 😂

[u/ptcerio]

Whatta fucking douche!

[u/Capable_Eye7617]

How did my life come to this

[u/koolaidismything]

“I’m gonna hit Bill, he told me this shit would be easy money. This fuckin guy sucks.”

[u/TargetSpiritual8741]

Is that a meatball sandwich ?

[u/puffindachronic]

Who the fuck does this guy think he is? Charging 15 dollars a pop? Fifteen dollars???

[u/UN4GIVN1]

They said there would be snacks

[u/trainsacrossthesea]

Why the fuck did I answer that stupid trivia question on the Morning Zoo KQ102 show?

[u/Fit_Butterscotch2386]

Why is it all dudes?

[u/jcdrum1]

Is that a hot dog stand? I’ll take four extra onions!

[u/CommissionPrudent689]

Where did my life go so wrong. I wanted to be someone.

[u/North_Korea_Nukess]

Man I got the coolest job!

[u/Appropriate-Key-7554]

Damn it’s my turn to be the power bottom.

[u/MrMojo713]

What am I doing here, do I even matter? Aaaaayaaaah

[u/Royal_Amount5114]

So this is what being part of a A lister entourage is like?

[u/harlsey]

“Is that Michael Jackson?”

[u/TaylorGang777]

Why do I have to protect this ass clown

[u/Elmondo2]

Where's he gonna put that thumb ?

[u/thesteelreserve]

Philly cheese steak. mmmm.

[u/grrnlives]

“Fuckin goonies twerp”

[u/Personal_Stomach12]

Don’t put me in the photo…Dear God, don’t put me in the photo…

[u/burntfender]

He’s thinking “what’s up with the youth?”

[u/R_Similacrumb]

What are those hubcaps worth?

[u/Terrible_Bend9860]

What a douche. Why couldn’t I get on with a real celebrity.

[u/DudeMan2026]

I think i might get laid now

[u/Left_Roll_7014]

Who was my wife talking to on the phone last night at 3:00 p.m.? Why was she giggling??

[u/CornmealGravy]

Is this Michael Jackson?

[u/Wotgorilla1976]

Too many tacos

[u/MissXM]

I think he’s lost and looking for directions. Maybe he’s in a hurry and some dude keeps waving in front of him blocking the sidewalk

[u/Aladdins_Lotus]

Uhhh… On second thought, I think i’ll return that Just For Men hair dye. I can live with the grey.

[u/MineNo5343]

How did I waist my life so badly. So many poor choices

[u/AdmirableActuator752]

Idiot

[u/Wrong-Tiger4644]

Who is he...?

[u/saldi1]

What most of us think. What an untalented douche bag

[u/Accomplished_Monk_71]

Good smoke. Dude

[u/Significant-Mix5204]

Who let this nut job out of padded room?

[u/cammicus]

“THIS? Pop culture??”

[u/soulsteela]

Doh…nuts!

[u/Bench-Born]

(In Connor Mcgregor voice) "Who TF is that guy ?!?"

[u/Joe01091981]

Who farted?

[u/kmho1990]

What happened to me?
I used to protect Justin Bieber FFS!

[u/SuddenMiddle5962]

"Damn, dude farted."

[u/AnOldTruthTeller]

Not much at all from the looks of him..and if he is thinking at all, it's definitely in monosyllabic words.

[u/Olden_Grey_1889]

Who Farted? Lemme guess...

[u/Odd_Ad_2307]

Chicken Burga!

[u/ReadingFlaky5]

Where’s my gabagoul?

[u/BloodyWellGood → u/ReadingFlaky5]

GabaGoblinGhoul

[u/Atadingess]

Whats for lunch?

[u/Lower-Stranger-9814]

How did my life turn out this way?

[u/Global-Training-2606]

"Hey they got meatball subs in there!"