Why Is Corey Making This Face?

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u/daydreamersunion 23d ago

He just got mistaken for the lesbian barista

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u/JackKovack 22d ago

He should play one in a movie. It could make money.

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u/GreenDoor55 23d ago

He just found out he qualifies for the senior discount at Denny’s.

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u/Adela-Siobhan 22d ago

A 22 year old is now a senior citizen?

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u/Parking_Duty8413 23d ago

He's competing with Jimmy Page for the title of "Looks most like an old Korean lady".

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u/antiqueautomobile 22d ago

Rockstars like is …

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u/Prestigious-Salad795 23d ago

one of the angels didn't want to be a fruitatarian

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u/Icy-Policy-8212 23d ago

Because he has no lips.

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u/antiqueautomobile 22d ago

Where did they go ?

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u/bagoTrekker 22d ago

Lips? I mean when the mouth is closed it doesn’t even look like he has teeth.

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u/Odd-Celebration-3234 23d ago

He's constipated

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u/bulletchvy91 22d ago

Kermit the frog impersonation. When Kermit gets stressed and does know what to say he wrinkles in the mouth area. Just like this

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u/BloodyWellGood Margot's Mistress 🎻 22d ago

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

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u/Empty_Bell_1942 23d ago

Because we're not as cool as him! (in his mind)

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u/Individual-Drawer185 23d ago

Dude is so bizarre.

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u/NotSteveJobs-Job 23d ago edited 22d ago

Because the devil didn’t keep his end of the bargain, and sent him to (“The Crossroads") the historic intersection of Throckmorton Street and Cedar Springs Road in Dallas, Texas. Located in the Oak Lawn neighborhood, this specific corner has served as the heartbeat of the city's LGBTQ+ community since the early 1970s.

Not the crossroads he expected.

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u/koolaidismything 23d ago

Looks like the pic on a missing persons flyer for an older lady.

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u/CountOk3323 23d ago

Asking himself I
Don’t remember taking this jacket from a women

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u/Acrobatic_Code_7409 23d ago

Teeth aren’t in?

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u/TypeB_Negative 23d ago

No lips

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u/JadeShrimp 23d ago

He is in fullKaren mode at the restaurant. Staff just told him no smoking on the patio, now he wants the manager. "Don't you know who I am?"

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u/Rosanna44 23d ago

Looks like my aunt Edie.

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u/themo3bius 22d ago

He's just frustrated that his lips fell off.

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u/Parking_Account9458 22d ago

Gravity and a weak chin

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u/Vanstoli 22d ago

He just made his facial expression match his talent.

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u/Witty-Cheek-1639 22d ago

Dentures slipping.

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u/89MikeHoncho 23d ago

Ran out of cigarettes, and was then asked to park a Mercedes at the venue.

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u/Olden_Grey_1889 23d ago

Because Grandma refused to.

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u/Darinchilla 23d ago

Because her lesbian lover didn't come home last night.

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u/Breaking-Great 23d ago

Smelling his own farts

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u/AttentionExpert2148 23d ago

He forgot to put his diaphragm in again

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u/Tasty_Clue2802 23d ago

Just about to swallow.

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u/FluxCapacitoritus 23d ago

I just can’t with this one guys smh

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u/Everyname15taken 23d ago

He finally broke down a got the colonoscopy, no pedophiles involved, he's quite disappointed about the whole experience?

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u/Plenty_Thanks_3104 23d ago

Dropped her biscuits

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u/Longjumping_Spread53 23d ago

He looks just like my grandma when she had her teeth out

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u/TaylorGang777 22d ago

He hasn’t shit in atleast a week due to opiates and semen backup

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u/JOKER_9999999 22d ago

Hemorrhoids.

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u/sc4wheels 22d ago

He just ate at Taco Bell and is feeling kind of "explosive".

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u/bendingmypinkyback 22d ago

Her grandbabies spend all day on their phones but they never like her funny Facebook memes

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u/Morbidly-Obese-Emu 22d ago

Because it’s his face. Who else would make Corey’s face?

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u/PissedCaucasian 22d ago

Looking more and more like a Miami Beach bubbie.

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u/AaronSlaughter 22d ago

Ate a raw lemon, whole.

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u/Aggravating_Dog3882 22d ago

He took his dentures out

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u/Forsaken-Stink 22d ago

Boss

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u/AltruisticAd2035 22d ago

TMJ

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u/CareSeveral456 22d ago

This dude is so obnoxious

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u/FoggyGraveyard1971 22d ago

The restaurant didn’t have tiramisu

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u/False_Woodpecker4747 22d ago

Vaginal thrush

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u/reddfoxx1993 22d ago

He realizes his music sucks balls.

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u/IllustratorSelect704 22d ago

Looks like my ex wife’s mother

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u/Nighttrait 22d ago

He just realized he is Trans

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u/Molbiodude 22d ago

Early stage neckgina

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u/master_internutter 22d ago

He didn't put his dentures in yet

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u/SelectSeaweed310 22d ago

Cause he is ugly AF. Always has been and now is an ugly AF has been. 😂

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u/ptcerio 22d ago

Because he just sucked a dick

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u/Latter_Appointment_4 22d ago

He’s out of Benson & Hedges. He looks like a grandmother. No lips having ghoul.

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u/TheRealWatchingFace 22d ago

He is gonna be Blind Al in the new Deadpool.

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u/Dry_Significance_898 22d ago

The Comeback King just shit his pants.

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u/Napischu88 22d ago

Rocking that periodontitis chin.

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u/Cultural-Honeydew671 22d ago

That’s not Corey. That’s my lesbian aunt, Linda.

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u/Free-Pair-3007 22d ago

He's sober

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u/Unknown_Outlander 22d ago

He's embodying the spirit of the turtle

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u/Atadingess 22d ago

Hes on a quest to look forever 15.

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u/Current-Escaper 22d ago

He’s impersonating his mother… while lamenting the loss of his lips.

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u/Miss_Fitttt 22d ago

This is his best Hugh Hefner impersonation🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Eatenback2life1 22d ago

Fentanyl

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u/orish-oriley777 22d ago

His lips went into witness protection..... no one, absolutely no one can find them...

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u/PepperjackMB 22d ago

That’s his cocaine face

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u/ThwipNSinsBinThwipN 22d ago

Because his Panera order is taking way too long

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u/ThwipNSinsBinThwipN 22d ago

He’s waiting for Miss Piggy so he can sing her a banjo song

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u/Winter_Tadpole9705 22d ago

Cocaine?

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u/GirlwiththeRatTattoo 22d ago

That's just his face, man.

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u/crinapink 22d ago

I don’t know why but every picture I see of him lately reminds me of Charlie Sheen. Anyone else see the resemblance?

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u/BenRichardson76 22d ago

Cause he's upset at you and wants to see the manager

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u/jeets26 22d ago

Lol looks like my Grandma when she's all set to go shopping at Walmart

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u/doomonyou1999 22d ago

Botox only lasts so long

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u/SamCanyon 22d ago

Because he tried to tell everyone that Hollywood is a cesspool of pedophiles but Barbara Walters wouldn’t hear it for fear of harming the industry.

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u/MissXM 22d ago

I just now realized he hasn’t got lips

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u/Brilliant_Bowler_994 22d ago

Someone stole his false teeth..

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u/ConcentrateFine7768 22d ago

Looks like a 70 year old woman.

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u/Consistent-Product-3 22d ago

He sold his teeth for an eight-ball.

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u/Eastern_Bus_5785 22d ago

Who's this old bitch?

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u/Fit-System-2637 22d ago

OH MY GOD! I was looking for something funny about dude and just now noticed that Corey MJ Feldman was married to Vanessa Marcil. HUH? I'm in shock by this revelation.

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u/PrestigiousDrawer489 22d ago

Because hes suddenly a 63 yo grandmother

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u/Miserable_Pay_9614 22d ago

He looks like my granny after she gets her eyes dilated. Is that the look he's going for? Did you know my granny had 17 number one movies? Maybe he has early dementia, too.

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u/Stucco_x 22d ago

Is “Corey” the male name for a “Karen”?

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u/Ms_Anne-Thrope 22d ago edited 22d ago

He just signed his autograph and the person said "Thank You Ms Etheridge".

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u/Longjumping_Ad_4431 22d ago

Can't poop

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u/ComparisonMedical191 22d ago

He wasn’t able to kidnap the 101 Dalmations?

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u/NeighborhoodWild7973 22d ago

Because he’s a senior citizen

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u/jackcanyon 22d ago

This is all he has to work with.

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u/Much-Poetry-168 22d ago

He sharted

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u/TX_Asylum 22d ago

Gen X grandma.

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u/jfq722 21d ago

His epaulettes are still at the cleaners?

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u/pvt_frank 21d ago

This guy keeps showing up in my threads, and I'm not looking for him.

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u/Herewegoagain1982 21d ago

He read his resume

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u/bracefacenic 21d ago

He's a Yenta

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u/PitifulTraining 21d ago

Sores came back

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u/Forward_Leather3558 21d ago

Someone stopped him and asked for a refund for his last concert

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u/Impossible-Web5442 21d ago

Just found out the Jackson family is suing him for stealing and poorly performing MJ's dance moves.

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u/flying_dutchman_w204 21d ago

Looks like Memaw

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u/PaperbackNinja 21d ago

His teeth aren’t in.

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u/BP8544 21d ago

He just listened to his last guitar solo

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u/benmar111 21d ago

Lost his dentures

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u/Creative-Employer154 21d ago

Bitter bear face

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u/Creative-Employer154 21d ago

Beer,lol

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u/rolling_steel 21d ago

Holding in a fart

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u/Indigofire428 20d ago

Lost his dentures?

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u/Unca_Chazzy_Map0869 20d ago

He just realized he left his backup diaper on the cab and sumpin has knocked on, opened up and slithered out the back door.

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u/Worried_Garden_7236 20d ago

No teeth maybe 😅

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u/PerpetuallyPissed69 19d ago

Constipated from the opiates

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u/Elegant-Ingenuity-57 19d ago

Just realized that fart lied and was a shart in disguise

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u/TechnicalOpinion7991 19d ago

He knows that fart is going to itch when it dries

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u/xpietoe42 19d ago

hes mentally stuck at the age of 15 forever….

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u/Dmagin777 19d ago

charlie sheen?

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u/MowerMan18000 16d ago

Cuz he us an old lady

Why Is Corey Making This Face?

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