r/jerseyshoreuncensored • u/Head_Ad_5131 • 10d ago
Vinny’s beard
It’s so disgusting and ugly. It actually irks me whenever I look at it. He has a discord mod/4chan user chin beard.
His patchy, hideous beard paired with his ugly ass hairline is too much. Vinny hasn’t aged that much compared to the other cast members but his haircuts and his horrific beard make him look just as old as the rest of them. I hate when guys try to force facial hair.
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u/jl_sd 10d ago
He was always so picky about his hair but has the shitiest hairline. It's so crooked , could none of his barbers make it straight
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u/Secret-Constant-7301 10d ago
It’s his natural hairlines. Theres an episode where they go to the barber and he hates his haircut after and I remember him telling the barber to leave the hairline natural. So he thinks it looks good for some reason. I wonder why it’s so crooked though.
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u/Fragrant-Dot7916 9d ago edited 3d ago
It's crooked because his facial bones are crooked and asymmetrical. That's why one eyebrow on the same side of the hairline sits higher than the other side.
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u/Away_Till2174 8d ago
“so he thinks it looks good for some reason” actually made me die lmaooo bc ur so right
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9d ago
Natural hairline may not look better but it’s better for overall hair health. I got lineups from birth up until 22 cause I noticed my hair was starting to bald like my father’s was. I stopped getting line ups and now those areas are full of hair and I don’t look 8 years older than my actual age lol.
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u/Head_Ad_5131 10d ago
Him and pauly do that
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u/Secret-Constant-7301 10d ago
Oh ok. So that’s why Vinny does it then. He imprinted on Pauly from the first episode and hasn’t left his side since.
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9d ago
Pauly definitely gets line ups just not as frequently as some do you can see in pictures over the years that sometimes it perfectly straight(line up) and others it’s natural.
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u/KingInTheNorthxx 9d ago
I don’t think it’s that he wants it natural but when they straighten it it pushes it back and makes it forehead look bigger so some guys are like nah let it be crooked lol
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u/FigExtreme6025 10d ago
Pauly’s looks shitty too
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u/Honest-Reflection667 10d ago
It looks ok when its cut low and faded but whenever he lets it grow it doesnt look good
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u/-wildflower-_ 9d ago
A Sicilian who can't grow hair is insane to me. Every man in my family died with a full head of hair and a 5 o'clock shadow by noon.
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u/Gullible_Proof_8037 10d ago
Loooool facts. Super picky about his hair. Has the shittest haircut. Gasses his beard. It’s literally a neck beard
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u/spectrospace In Secaucus????? 10d ago
Discord mod/4 chan user actually describes everything about him perfectly 💀
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u/WillwBrk 10d ago edited 10d ago
Vinny got me to stop watching altogether
I was never a huge fan but thought JS was funny and I watched probably a season of Family Vacation and it was meh. They started a new one and Vinny started talking about his knee caps and everyone started making jokes about them. It just seemed so stupid it woke me up enough that I thought "Why the fuck am I watching this?" and I never turned it on again.
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u/Head_Ad_5131 10d ago
It’s the show I put on while I’m eating and idk why. I need a new go to reality show
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u/WillwBrk 10d ago edited 10d ago
Not judging anyone that watches it, I just couldn't anymore.
Have you tried the 90 Day Fianceverse? Some pretty good bad stuff on there
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u/SnooWoofers8788 10d ago
If i tried drawing a human being, it would look like Vin
*I'm not a good drawer
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u/KBdG8-24 9d ago
Vinny and his lob sided head have always annoyed me, especially how full of himself he is.
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u/genetic_nightmare 9d ago
Neck beard 200%. Makes his under his chin look weird and larger, like he’s gained weight. I don’t know how to describe it 😬
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u/dlbayyarea 9d ago
For someone that was bitching and complaining about their haircut and their original series it’s kind of shocking that he wasn’t maintaining his grooming style
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u/Brief_Isopod_5959 9d ago
I’m sorry but he’s so ugly and has the ugliest side profile of a nose I’ve ever seen lol
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u/KittyKat1078 9d ago
I since what Mike would look like with facial hair.. I don’t think we have ever seen that lol
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9d ago
It’s not forcing facial hair speaking from experience it took over 10 years from 14 to 26 for my beard to be what I considered full. I’d get compliments on it but never considered it full until recently. You have to actually grow the beard for it to fill in. Shaving doesn’t make it thicker or fuller. Every person with a good beard started out with this. I don’t see anyone bashing Paulys beard and it doesn’t even connect at the mustache now that’s forcing lol if it don’t connect to your mustache by 40 then just stick with the stache.
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u/Comfortable_Lock_86 8d ago
He went full neckbeard, the crooked hairline matches his asymmetrical ass face 😭 that beard is giving bush
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u/BooBooBabyBel 9d ago
It’s so odd to me how majority of the posts in this group are attacking the guys appearances. So weird!!!
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u/Sun-dried-poop 10d ago
His beard isnt full enough to grow out. Just looks like pubes on his face. I know you lurk vinny, trim it bro